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OMG I read that in Helen's baby voice! AAAHHHH!
No they're not Marks friends, it's her PT Kat and her Husband plus another couple Helen know's through Kat. Mark didn't do a couple of walks it seems like looking at her vlogs but joined them for the last one.Sorry I'm a bit out of the loop but am I reading this right - she went on a hike with her ex's friends ?! Omg can I ask what video this cringe is
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I’ve been doing a recap for next thread, there was so much discussed this thread it’s hard to whittle it down in a recap (and there’s prob gonna be more added before next thread anyway knowing Helen) 
but let me know if there’s anything to add / takeaway / incorrect etc from what I got already... (also gonna add pic highlights from this thread to new thread too )
• THE HAIRDRESSER & THE COVID SPREADER: After her a rant about people selfishly getting their hair done and how she wasn’t bothered having hers done as she quite liked it... she got her own hair done shorty after - got more backlash for not wearing a mask, she said she was going to wear it but no one else did so she didn’t bother and then proceed to film herself in the salon putting her fingers in her mouth.
• MORE MASK EXCUSES: Continued to make excuses for not wearing a face mask when she went out. And then moaned on IG about people having a go for her not aligning with their ‘personal beliefs’ about wearing a mask during a pandemic.
• YET ANOTHER NEW SOFA: She “finally” purchased her “dream sofa” - a new £5k one from Loaf - she says she wanted this one for years, but this is her 3rd brand new living room sofa in a house where she’s only lived in for 4 years...
• “GIVEAWAY? NO! THIS 2ND DYSON AIR WRAP IS MINE!”: Got gifted a dyson air wrap but complained that she had recently dropped her own money on one not long ago, and wouldn’t have bothered if she knew she was getting a free one. Viewers begged her to do a giveaway and even though Anderz said maybe, she then said she was giving the old one to her mum and keeping the new one for herself. She said felt weird doing a giveaway because Dyson meant for the product to be hers with the intention of only her having it.
• NO MORE FAKE NAILS... NOT REALLY: 11 days after her ‘lessons in lockdown’ video where she claimed she felt more herself with natural nails and wanted to keep them - she went out and got her fake cat claw nails back as salons had only just reopened.
• THOUGHT A FULL LENGTH MIRROR COULD HOLD HER BODY WEIGHT... CRACKED IT: She tried to do a sexy shoot in her garden in risqué lingerie which was far too small and had her arse in full view for her elderly neighbours. She mounted herself on a mirror on all fours and the glass cracked under her weight and cut her knee. She rolled around crying while Grace stood there staring and the dogs running all over the debris. She still used the cracked mirror for her ‘sexy’ pic but just looked so awkwardly posed. Claimed in the comments that she ‘forgot’ mirrors were made out of glass.
• NEW SCHEDULE, NEW FAILURE: She posted an exciting new announcement for her YouTube schedule..... but only managed to stick with it for 19 days.
• CRINGY IN BED #1: In vlog #24 she sits outside in her ‘sexy’ lingerie in and talks to Grace about the new sex toys she tried out with Phil - but doesn’t do it in a mature or direct way. She cringingly open her mouth super wide and nudge nudge, wink winks after saying she test drove it and again after saying it went down well.
• “I’M NOT RACIST BUT...”: Replied to a viewer (who is black and was discussing how Helen can use her platform to support the black community), Helen said that she “isn’t racist but...” then made a bunch of excuses that Norwich doesn’t have many POC and that she forgets about her white privilege. Fails to acknowledge or educate herself about the many local black owned businesses and influencers online who she can support, instead she sticks to her bubble of white influencer friends.
• GETTING NAKED WITH HER FRIEND’S BOYFRIEND (MEMORIES #1): Tattle remembers the time where Helen got drunk and started getting naked with her employee/friend Grace’s boyfriend Andy, and made him feel uncomfortable when they went out drinking alone together on Xmas eve (weekly vlog January 2020 #1)
• MORE SIZE 14 LABELLED VIDEOS: Squeezes herself into a bunch of “size 14” STRETCHY jeans, and looked like she was going to burst the zips. Complains that the non stretchy ones she has aren’t very comfortable. Also accidentally showed a close up of her jeans and the size label looked like it had been cut out
• HAS BEEN A SIZE 14 FOR 7 YEARS: The earliest record of Helen claiming she is a size 14 is from a 2013 tweet and says she’s a size 14 in 2015 video on Rise Above channel’s video “Body Image” (3:51 is the time stamp). Since then, she has been gaining weight, is at her heaviest yet and still claims she’s solid and strictly size 14.
• CRINGY IN BED #2: Made a IG Q&A video for Ann Summers and claims she’s been sexually awakened because she dyed her hair red (and not because she was getting paid). The title of the video was Sex Confidence and Helen started the video in her lacy lingerie but quickly became self conscious and covered herself up with a pillow. The advice to the questions were just awful dribble and pretty much every response was “just do it” with no empathy or understanding of the issues at hand. Someone asked how to broach the subject of having sex toys in the bedroom and she said “surprise them at the dinner table!” - Someone asked how to introduce lingerie and she said “surprise them!” - Someone asked how to have confidence to talk during sex and Helen unerotically said “ask them if their alright and if they’re having a good time”
• I LOVE MY BARE FACE... BUT NOT REALLY: In her lessons from lockdown video she said loves her bare face, but has since yet to be seen with a bare face, instead she plasters herself with face full of clown make up - she wore a full face with dark lipstick to bootcamp. She wore bright lipstick underneath her mask and showed it all smudged but still didn’t want to take it off.
• SEX - “I JUST PULL OUT AND PRAY” (MEMORIES #3): Tattle remembers the video (“A Year Off The Pill”) where Helen rolls her eyes in disgust at having to use condoms and admits that she’s “naughty” and doesn’t use them, but likes to “put it in and pull it back out” - luckily Mark was more insistent about safe sex than Helen “pull out and pray” Anderson. (In another video a few months later she says that has always pictured herself becoming a single mum)
• ANOTHER “I WAS GOING TO BUY THIS PRODUCT BUT THEY ‘REACHED OUT’ AND FAVE IT TO ME FOR FREE: Claims she had loved the look of a sustainable deodorant brand for ages (a brand she saw advertised on Instagram). One day they magically ‘reached out’ to her and she got the product for free. We know from Lucy & Yak that Helen has a tendency to reach out to brands and ask for these freebies so it’s highly unlikely these brands are contacting her first.
• COMPLAINED ABOUT GOSSIP SITES: But still reads them. Tried to play the ‘victim’ and says it ‘affects her mental health’ (but still reads them), especially since she hasn’t done anything wrong to anyone (but forgets about the offence she caused with BLM, the body positivity lies and the stunts she pulls in the ongoing pandemic...)
• ISN’T DRUNK SHE’S JUST A QUIRKY* EXTROVERT: In her “What not to say to an extrovert” she complains about a comment (mentioned in last thread) where someone asked if she was drunk in her videos because she was slurring her words. She said the drunk comments “mildly pissed her off” but still had a rant on IG and now a whole ass video about the comment. Blamed her slurring words on her just being confident extroverted herself.
*side note: she hates the word quirky with a passion, but doesn’t hate enough if she has to use it as a keyword for advertisements
• ASKS IF PEOPLE WHO BLESSED WITH CONFIDENCE HAVE IT WORSE THAN PEOPLE WITH SOCIAL ANXIETY: In her “What not to say to an extrovert” video she said:
“People think that extroverted or being confident is a blessing... I know that people who have social anxiety or who are introverted or are shy - would you deem that as being worse off than someone who is confident and extroverted? Sometimes people struggle with social situations because of how they are... and you *could* agree that maybe that is worse... I dunno... that’s down to an individual... that’s subjective... I’m not gonna say either way which is better or which is worse”
And when she got backlash about trying to ask who has it worse a mental health disorder or a personality trait she claimed it wasn’t her intention to make a comparison and that it was more of a general comment, and then started deleting the negative comments about it.
• “I’M MY OWN BOSS, I CAN SKIP WORK AND GO TO THE PUB” Rushed editing her prepped videos for when she is on holiday because she is so dependent on alcohol and was day drinking while editing, but then eventually gave up working after 3 hours because she is her own boss and went to the pub.
• CAN’T EVEN PACK A SUITCASE BECAUSE SHE HAS ISSUES: In her “Before I leave....” vlog she packs and unpacks her suitcase for a week’s holiday at least 4 times and then has to get her mum over to help her pack. She complains that she has a complex because people keep telling her she packs too much and takes too many bags. She’s such a mess she never thought of writing a list, just bundles her whole wardrobe in - winter outfits and all.
• MORE BAD PHOTOSHOPPING: Badly photoshops her body when she wore a swimming costume and ends up giving herself an obvious dent. (She has very vocal on Twitter in the past about how Facetune should go away because everyone already looks perfect)
• THE ROOMMATE AND THE CLEANER (MEMORIES #4): Tattle remembers how tit Helen treated her roommate Josie - she moved her in after Maff left because she didn’t want to be alone. Helen decorated Josie’s room how she wanted without Josie’s input, split rent and food shopping and all the cost of nick nacks like mugs 50/50 despite Josie only having a part time bar job and trying to save for travelling. Josie became a free camerawoman for Helen and had to look after Helen’s dogs and take them for walks. And had to be Helen’s makeover victim for her video content. Helen had no boundaries and would often film herself in Josie’s room when she was out and would change her bed - resulting in Helen accidentally washing Josie’s Apple AirPods . Helen constantly complains about how Josie creates so much mess and eats all the food - and in her “new dog” vlog she gets so fucked off she decides that they’re going to get a cleaner - her comment section had sympathy for Helen and annoyance at Josie. It’s suspected that Helen wanted Josie out because Helen started dating Mark and he was staying round a lot. The next video Helen puts out after is “she moved out”.
• ALL THE HOLIDAYS BECAUSE IN HELEN’S WORLD THE PANDEMIC IS OVER: Helen goes on a week long holiday in the south west of England, comes home for a couple of days and then sustainable Helen flew to Scotland for another holiday where she blagged herself gifted free meals and free cakes during a hospitality crisis where the food is already heavily discounted. She said she couldn’t get onto certain tours on her travels etc because she’s only just realised that places were at reduced capacity and required pre-booking because of the pandemic. She fully lives in her own bubble and didn’t realise that the pandemic is still going on. Every outfit post she made on Instagram during her trip was a #ad post for ASOS. After she came home she threw a party with a bunch of her mates with no social distancing and all sang karaoke on one mic
but let me know if there’s anything to add / takeaway / incorrect etc from what I got already... (also gonna add pic highlights from this thread to new thread too )• THE HAIRDRESSER & THE COVID SPREADER: After her a rant about people selfishly getting their hair done and how she wasn’t bothered having hers done as she quite liked it... she got her own hair done shorty after - got more backlash for not wearing a mask, she said she was going to wear it but no one else did so she didn’t bother and then proceed to film herself in the salon putting her fingers in her mouth.
• MORE MASK EXCUSES: Continued to make excuses for not wearing a face mask when she went out. And then moaned on IG about people having a go for her not aligning with their ‘personal beliefs’ about wearing a mask during a pandemic.
• YET ANOTHER NEW SOFA: She “finally” purchased her “dream sofa” - a new £5k one from Loaf - she says she wanted this one for years, but this is her 3rd brand new living room sofa in a house where she’s only lived in for 4 years...
• “GIVEAWAY? NO! THIS 2ND DYSON AIR WRAP IS MINE!”: Got gifted a dyson air wrap but complained that she had recently dropped her own money on one not long ago, and wouldn’t have bothered if she knew she was getting a free one. Viewers begged her to do a giveaway and even though Anderz said maybe, she then said she was giving the old one to her mum and keeping the new one for herself. She said felt weird doing a giveaway because Dyson meant for the product to be hers with the intention of only her having it.
• NO MORE FAKE NAILS... NOT REALLY: 11 days after her ‘lessons in lockdown’ video where she claimed she felt more herself with natural nails and wanted to keep them - she went out and got her fake cat claw nails back as salons had only just reopened.
• THOUGHT A FULL LENGTH MIRROR COULD HOLD HER BODY WEIGHT... CRACKED IT: She tried to do a sexy shoot in her garden in risqué lingerie which was far too small and had her arse in full view for her elderly neighbours. She mounted herself on a mirror on all fours and the glass cracked under her weight and cut her knee. She rolled around crying while Grace stood there staring and the dogs running all over the debris. She still used the cracked mirror for her ‘sexy’ pic but just looked so awkwardly posed. Claimed in the comments that she ‘forgot’ mirrors were made out of glass.
• NEW SCHEDULE, NEW FAILURE: She posted an exciting new announcement for her YouTube schedule..... but only managed to stick with it for 19 days.
• CRINGY IN BED #1: In vlog #24 she sits outside in her ‘sexy’ lingerie in and talks to Grace about the new sex toys she tried out with Phil - but doesn’t do it in a mature or direct way. She cringingly open her mouth super wide and nudge nudge, wink winks after saying she test drove it and again after saying it went down well.
• “I’M NOT RACIST BUT...”: Replied to a viewer (who is black and was discussing how Helen can use her platform to support the black community), Helen said that she “isn’t racist but...” then made a bunch of excuses that Norwich doesn’t have many POC and that she forgets about her white privilege. Fails to acknowledge or educate herself about the many local black owned businesses and influencers online who she can support, instead she sticks to her bubble of white influencer friends.
• GETTING NAKED WITH HER FRIEND’S BOYFRIEND (MEMORIES #1): Tattle remembers the time where Helen got drunk and started getting naked with her employee/friend Grace’s boyfriend Andy, and made him feel uncomfortable when they went out drinking alone together on Xmas eve (weekly vlog January 2020 #1)
• MORE SIZE 14 LABELLED VIDEOS: Squeezes herself into a bunch of “size 14” STRETCHY jeans, and looked like she was going to burst the zips. Complains that the non stretchy ones she has aren’t very comfortable. Also accidentally showed a close up of her jeans and the size label looked like it had been cut out
• HAS BEEN A SIZE 14 FOR 7 YEARS: The earliest record of Helen claiming she is a size 14 is from a 2013 tweet and says she’s a size 14 in 2015 video on Rise Above channel’s video “Body Image” (3:51 is the time stamp). Since then, she has been gaining weight, is at her heaviest yet and still claims she’s solid and strictly size 14.
• CRINGY IN BED #2: Made a IG Q&A video for Ann Summers and claims she’s been sexually awakened because she dyed her hair red (and not because she was getting paid). The title of the video was Sex Confidence and Helen started the video in her lacy lingerie but quickly became self conscious and covered herself up with a pillow. The advice to the questions were just awful dribble and pretty much every response was “just do it” with no empathy or understanding of the issues at hand. Someone asked how to broach the subject of having sex toys in the bedroom and she said “surprise them at the dinner table!” - Someone asked how to introduce lingerie and she said “surprise them!” - Someone asked how to have confidence to talk during sex and Helen unerotically said “ask them if their alright and if they’re having a good time”
• I LOVE MY BARE FACE... BUT NOT REALLY: In her lessons from lockdown video she said loves her bare face, but has since yet to be seen with a bare face, instead she plasters herself with face full of clown make up - she wore a full face with dark lipstick to bootcamp. She wore bright lipstick underneath her mask and showed it all smudged but still didn’t want to take it off.
• SEX - “I JUST PULL OUT AND PRAY” (MEMORIES #3): Tattle remembers the video (“A Year Off The Pill”) where Helen rolls her eyes in disgust at having to use condoms and admits that she’s “naughty” and doesn’t use them, but likes to “put it in and pull it back out” - luckily Mark was more insistent about safe sex than Helen “pull out and pray” Anderson. (In another video a few months later she says that has always pictured herself becoming a single mum)
• ANOTHER “I WAS GOING TO BUY THIS PRODUCT BUT THEY ‘REACHED OUT’ AND FAVE IT TO ME FOR FREE: Claims she had loved the look of a sustainable deodorant brand for ages (a brand she saw advertised on Instagram). One day they magically ‘reached out’ to her and she got the product for free. We know from Lucy & Yak that Helen has a tendency to reach out to brands and ask for these freebies so it’s highly unlikely these brands are contacting her first.
• COMPLAINED ABOUT GOSSIP SITES: But still reads them. Tried to play the ‘victim’ and says it ‘affects her mental health’ (but still reads them), especially since she hasn’t done anything wrong to anyone (but forgets about the offence she caused with BLM, the body positivity lies and the stunts she pulls in the ongoing pandemic...)
• ISN’T DRUNK SHE’S JUST A QUIRKY* EXTROVERT: In her “What not to say to an extrovert” she complains about a comment (mentioned in last thread) where someone asked if she was drunk in her videos because she was slurring her words. She said the drunk comments “mildly pissed her off” but still had a rant on IG and now a whole ass video about the comment. Blamed her slurring words on her just being confident extroverted herself.
*side note: she hates the word quirky with a passion, but doesn’t hate enough if she has to use it as a keyword for advertisements
• ASKS IF PEOPLE WHO BLESSED WITH CONFIDENCE HAVE IT WORSE THAN PEOPLE WITH SOCIAL ANXIETY: In her “What not to say to an extrovert” video she said:
“People think that extroverted or being confident is a blessing... I know that people who have social anxiety or who are introverted or are shy - would you deem that as being worse off than someone who is confident and extroverted? Sometimes people struggle with social situations because of how they are... and you *could* agree that maybe that is worse... I dunno... that’s down to an individual... that’s subjective... I’m not gonna say either way which is better or which is worse”
And when she got backlash about trying to ask who has it worse a mental health disorder or a personality trait she claimed it wasn’t her intention to make a comparison and that it was more of a general comment, and then started deleting the negative comments about it.
• “I’M MY OWN BOSS, I CAN SKIP WORK AND GO TO THE PUB” Rushed editing her prepped videos for when she is on holiday because she is so dependent on alcohol and was day drinking while editing, but then eventually gave up working after 3 hours because she is her own boss and went to the pub.
• CAN’T EVEN PACK A SUITCASE BECAUSE SHE HAS ISSUES: In her “Before I leave....” vlog she packs and unpacks her suitcase for a week’s holiday at least 4 times and then has to get her mum over to help her pack. She complains that she has a complex because people keep telling her she packs too much and takes too many bags. She’s such a mess she never thought of writing a list, just bundles her whole wardrobe in - winter outfits and all.
• MORE BAD PHOTOSHOPPING: Badly photoshops her body when she wore a swimming costume and ends up giving herself an obvious dent. (She has very vocal on Twitter in the past about how Facetune should go away because everyone already looks perfect)
• THE ROOMMATE AND THE CLEANER (MEMORIES #4): Tattle remembers how tit Helen treated her roommate Josie - she moved her in after Maff left because she didn’t want to be alone. Helen decorated Josie’s room how she wanted without Josie’s input, split rent and food shopping and all the cost of nick nacks like mugs 50/50 despite Josie only having a part time bar job and trying to save for travelling. Josie became a free camerawoman for Helen and had to look after Helen’s dogs and take them for walks. And had to be Helen’s makeover victim for her video content. Helen had no boundaries and would often film herself in Josie’s room when she was out and would change her bed - resulting in Helen accidentally washing Josie’s Apple AirPods . Helen constantly complains about how Josie creates so much mess and eats all the food - and in her “new dog” vlog she gets so fucked off she decides that they’re going to get a cleaner - her comment section had sympathy for Helen and annoyance at Josie. It’s suspected that Helen wanted Josie out because Helen started dating Mark and he was staying round a lot. The next video Helen puts out after is “she moved out”.
• ALL THE HOLIDAYS BECAUSE IN HELEN’S WORLD THE PANDEMIC IS OVER: Helen goes on a week long holiday in the south west of England, comes home for a couple of days and then sustainable Helen flew to Scotland for another holiday where she blagged herself gifted free meals and free cakes during a hospitality crisis where the food is already heavily discounted. She said she couldn’t get onto certain tours on her travels etc because she’s only just realised that places were at reduced capacity and required pre-booking because of the pandemic. She fully lives in her own bubble and didn’t realise that the pandemic is still going on. Every outfit post she made on Instagram during her trip was a #ad post for ASOS. After she came home she threw a party with a bunch of her mates with no social distancing and all sang karaoke on one mic
It's pretty shocking seeing it all written down tbh. Especially the lack of masks and social distancing rules out the window.
I read an article that said COVID deaths are down but infections are up (younger people socialising lots)
And when the young go visit family/older relatives....guess what will happen? Ding ding ding....another spike in deaths.
I read an article that said COVID deaths are down but infections are up (younger people socialising lots)
And when the young go visit family/older relatives....guess what will happen? Ding ding ding....another spike in deaths.
I see on Helen's Instagram stories she is baffled that there is now a shadow on the bottom of her face because the light is hitting her face from above and her new facial chub is preventing the light covering her full face and therefore a shadow is cast under the jowls on her chin area
I just saw that - she‘s forgotten to put on her fake cockney accent in it .
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Imagine being so oblivious. "There's nothing there"... no Helen, just subcutaneous fat. It's enough to cause a shadow, it's definitely there.
That’s your face without the filters, Helen!
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If she’d stop using the IG slimming filters and stopped trying to badly photoshopping herself thinner she would actually recognise her natural self.
Oh god it’s the return of the jean & ig jumping into clothes content at least she’s got a bigger size this time!!! But wtf is this intro and the face she’s pulling??
at least she’s got a bigger size this time!!! But wtf is this intro and the face she’s pulling??
She looks SOOO bad , the body suit she wore doesn't fit her anymore - her bra was showing the whole time. What a slobOh god it’s the return of the jean & ig jumping into clothes content
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Oh good another jeans styling video.
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Well...... we did ask her to wear a bra.... but bloody hell
THE STATE OF IT!!!!!!!! Time to size up that bodysuit, Quirkerz!To give the illusion that the jeans are a bigger size probably
She looks like Prince Andrew. Prince Anderz.
Prince Anderz
That must be the only black bra and knicker set she owns she wears them ALL the time. Must be smelling well ripe 
That must be the only black bra and knicker set she owns
she wears them ALL the time. Must be smelling well ripe 
Shes beginning to look like an egg with legs.
it’s totally to give the illusion that oh look she bought a bigger size but they’re too big for her so she MUST still be a size 14 right?! They’re clearly not a size 14 and actually fit her better than the sausage jeans she’s keeps squeezing into but there’ll prob be a comment somewherenow about how she bought a bigger size for whatever reason but they are too big blah blah blah
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