The song they are singing is to the tune as one in bobs burgers ‘weekend at morts’
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Now this… This is also quite the contender for a new profile picture
Imagine!!
Anyone seen comments on her vlog about the skol tattoo (assuming they love a cold skol larger?!)
Aaaaah I haven't seen this episode, thank you!
...and Helen has more chemistry with AndyThe itinerary
phil has more chemistry with Pauline quirke
Started watching the vlog, and neither of her dogs is secure in the car! Why am I not surprised? Both dogs are in one bed, with no seatbelts, so if the car stops suddenly they are not protected. They're so little, they'll go flying 
To lift and shift after a quick google:
As Rule 57 of the Highway Code states "When in a vehicle make sure dogs or other animals are suitably restrained so they cannot distract you while you are driving or injure you, or themselves, if you stop quickly. A seat belt harness, pet carrier, dog cage or dog guard are ways of restraining animals in cars." Although disobeying the highway doesn't necessarily mean you will be will receive a penalty, the police could pull you over and charge you with driving without due care and attention with carries a maximum fine of £2,500 and nine penalty points.
*Edited to add that the article I lifted from clearly proofreads as well as Helga does!!
To lift and shift after a quick google:
As Rule 57 of the Highway Code states "When in a vehicle make sure dogs or other animals are suitably restrained so they cannot distract you while you are driving or injure you, or themselves, if you stop quickly. A seat belt harness, pet carrier, dog cage or dog guard are ways of restraining animals in cars." Although disobeying the highway doesn't necessarily mean you will be will receive a penalty, the police could pull you over and charge you with driving without due care and attention with carries a maximum fine of £2,500 and nine penalty points.
*Edited to add that the article I lifted from clearly proofreads as well as Helga does!!
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And tying a dog in with a dog seat belt attached to a harness! Not by the bleeping collar! I hate seeing thatStarted watching the vlog, and neither of her dogs is secure in the car! Why am I not surprised? Both dogs are in one bed, with no seatbelts, so if the car stops suddenly they are not protected. They're so little, they'll go flying
To lift and shift after a quick google:
As Rule 57 of the Highway Code states "When in a vehicle make sure dogs or other animals are suitably restrained so they cannot distract you while you are driving or injure you, or themselves, if you stop quickly. A seat belt harness, pet carrier, dog cage or dog guard are ways of restraining animals in cars." Although disobeying the highway doesn't necessarily mean you will be will receive a penalty, the police could pull you over and charge you with driving without due care and attention with carries a maximum fine of £2,500 and nine penalty points.
*Edited to add that the article I lifted from clearly proofreads as well as Helga does!!
Yep they fucked up. They have a tattoo of a mythical Viking helmet with the word "School" on their ankles.
Yup came here to link that bit where she says "Skål" with their beers.
I can't believe they went with a stereotypical image and a badly spelled word, it's not hard to make a simple Google search?
Next tat suggestion for Helen: a sombrero on a mustachioed margarita glass and the word "Salut" instead of "Salud"
Also to add, her new addiction is definitely Starbucks (needing to be on "first name terms with the Starbucks lot" and a couple of vlogs ago she went 4 times in a day). She brings Starbucks to anyone she's going to meet up with and here in York she went too despite all the independent coffee shops. Why not get a Starbucks tattoo next Helen?
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I bet she has no idea how calorific most of their coffees are too - no doubt she has all the syrups and the whipped creams, etc.
You can’t out-train a bad diet at the gym, Helga.
Atleast all this drinking means she's probably not pregnant or aiming to be any time soon, so that's a big relief for the planet
Hate to say it but this is very on brand for Helen.
I got a letter today from Skolverket (education agency) and thought of Helgas tattoo 
Also, today I learned that the vikings didn’t actually wear horned helmets. Double fail.
They were also remarkably hygienic and well kempt for the era so really unsure why Helen relates so much
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