Helen Anderson #21 Helen Blanderson

[laceandgold]

I thought Helen had lazer hair removal on her legs

 

[AB3]

I thought Helen had lazer hair removal on her legs

Nah just her vag and maybe pits?

It would cause havoc with the tattoos I believe.

 

[CapnPancakes]

I wish you all of the happiness @AB3 ! What a jerk, who needs men anyway

Eye test went well, I don’t need a new prescription so no money lost there

 

[fr3nch13]

Congratulations on the thread title @ktypage
I know I should be commenting on Helen seeing as it’s her thread but I actually can’t be arsed to even comment.
Hope you guys are all ok, doing anything fun this weekend?

I've travelled across the ol' Channel and I'm seeing my family for the first time in 2 years

@Tyla73 , was an avid gig-goer before 2020 and finally went for my first one last week, it felt so good (and very emosh!)

Hold your head high @AB3, hope you and kids are ok x

 

[CherryAcid]

Why does she keep trying to make her niece an influencer? She has done the matching dresses thing with a couple of other people and its so odd. There is no way I would want o wear the same dress as my bestie.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Why does she keep trying to make her niece an influencer? She has done the matching dresses thing with a couple of other people and its so odd. There is no way I would want o wear the same dress as my bestie.

I hope her niece goes down a different route. I don’t want to be mean about a child but I get the feeling the apple hasn’t fell far from auntie’s tree after watching her in the new car vlog.

 

[Jemimapuddleduck12]

@AB3 chin up girl, duck him he sounds like a right c**t. Us tattle gaggles got you, boo

Hope you all had nice a weekend. xx

 

[AB3]

You lot have really cheered me up!

Thank you

 

[Magicalvivi]

Phil reminds me of the moon emoji here

 

[AB3]

He needs to admit he is balding and just shave it off

 

[Tom_Nook]

Me, not saying anything about that video because her niece is a child:


Helen, encouraging her niece to share personal information in said video:




Helen just loves dressing people up as her, doesn't she!?

 

[Roen]

The loud 'gene' is strong in this family...

 

[oniongarlictomato]

Helen just loves dressing people up as her, doesn't she!?

just narc things she won't stop until she turns whole femme presenting population of Norwich into Anderz clones

 

[laceandgold]

Phil reminds me of the moon emoji here

After all her joking, Helen got her own moon face, awh.

 

[rivers]

Did you guys see Helen is at the Eden Project and they're having to take it in turns to wait outside with the dogs? Like... yeah, it's a greenhouse full of exotic plants... surely that's something you would have checked for the schedule so you could either reschedule or take the dogs to a daycare for a day?

Maybe they knew and chose to do this but seems pretty awkward to have to just sit out with the dogs as everyone else is inside having fun lol

 

[Tyla73]

She won't have checked anything in advance, she never does. She just blunders around, expecting things to fall into place for her, with no organisation or effort on her part.

 

[9961]

The fact she “forgot” about taking her niece on a road trip to check out unis (a special and productive thing to do) but has spent her summer getting pissed and galavanting all over the country speaks volumes to me.

 

[Jemimapuddleduck12]

The fact she “forgot” about taking her niece on a road trip to check out unis (a special and productive thing to do) but has spent her summer getting pissed and galavanting all over the country speaks volumes to me.

Literally come here to say this. I do feel sorry for her niece. I think she looks up to her a lot so imagine it was more of a let down than Helen realises. Did anyone else spot one of Helen’s excuse ‘and also money wise…. Uuuuurgh’

Also not being mean cause I know she’s a kid, but her poor niece’s hair is fried.

 

[Siennawiththetea]

Shes just happened to order two dresses that fit both perfectly while they're obviously different sizes? I know they're not hugely different in size but come on

 

[Gothgirl1990]

Did you guys see Helen is at the Eden Project and they're having to take it in turns to wait outside with the dogs? Like... yeah, it's a greenhouse full of exotic plants... surely that's something you would have checked for the schedule so you could either reschedule or take the dogs to a daycare for a day?

Maybe they knew and chose to do this but seems pretty awkward to have to just sit out with the dogs as everyone else is inside having fun lol

Dogs were allowed in when I went a few years back. The domes are temp controlled to fit in with a Mediterranean climate so maybe there were one too many dog-fainting related incidents.

Literally come here to say this. I do feel sorry for her niece. I think she looks up to her a lot so imagine it was more of a let down than Helen realises. Did anyone else spot one of Helen’s excuse ‘and also money wise…. Uuuuurgh’

Also not being mean cause I know she’s a kid, but her poor niece’s hair is fried.

Helen if you're reading this: pleasestoptryingtoturnyournieceintoan influencerandletthepoorgirlliveherownlifeinpeace