Ooh! How about... actually wearing a mask? Having a bit of self-respect? Eating for one, not 3? Washing her hands? Admitting she's at least a size 16 OR losing the weight? Dropping her weird mockney accent? Seeking help for the histrionic personality and stop showing off and doing her truffle shuffle dancing at anyone who'll look for at least 10 minutes, despite the people in the background of her vlogs - including her EX'S FRIENDS visibly cringing? Care properly for her dogs, and train them so they don't keep shitting in the house (and stop treating Dianne like tit)? Get help for the alcohol problem? Reconsider the whole "I've always seen myself as a single mum" thing? (Not because there's anything wrong with single mums, but there's everything wrong with Helen becoming a mum when she can't even look after herself and her dogs properly.) Stop buying every piece of tat she sees and impulsively thinks she needs and promoting it whilst also paying empty lip service to environmentalism?Its kinda hilarious watching her videos and spotting every single thing that we mentioned - what else can we get her to do?
No?
Ok, sombrero and nose picking it is, then...
Edited to add more requests because there are so many.
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