Helen Anderson #19 overfed, her subscribers are dead

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Tom_Nook

Do we need a video summary of the new video? I volunteer as tribute if no one else is doing it!
 
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rivers

Tom_Nook said:
Do we need a video summary of the new video? I volunteer as tribute if no one else is doing it!
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Based on her weekend round up, I think it's gonna be very fucking boring so props to you for even offering here!!
 
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CherryAcid

Disneylifeonly said:
Imagine having the luxury of having a full blown decorated office away from the house and you result to a fucking lap tray on the sofa
Shes going to have the posture of a fucking noodle
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I would love to have a little workspace set up. I don’t work from home or anything but I would use it as my little den/bar/gym
 
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laceandgold

Disneylifeonly said:
Imagine having the luxury of having a full blown decorated office away from the house and you result to a fucking lap tray on the sofa
Shes going to have the posture of a fucking noodle
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Yeah wasn't she complaining about her workplace being her home and how hard that is. She. has. a. fucking. outhouse.
 
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EmmaJane1985

Disneylifeonly said:
Imagine having the luxury of having a full blown decorated office away from the house and you result to a fucking lap tray on the sofa
Shes going to have the posture of a fucking noodle
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And it’s a shit tray too

Tom_Nook said:
Do we need a video summary of the new video? I volunteer as tribute if no one else is doing it!
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That would be ace, sure you’ll make even that shite sound entertaining. Thank you!
 
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Tyla73

I‘ve just tried to watch her latest video and gave up out of sheer boredom within a few minutes. She was going on to Ellie about how her first ‘caffeinated beverage’ of the day gives her the shits . The tea/ coffee talk then went on and on and it was boring as fuck so I went and watched someone reviewing new makeup releases instead .
 
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Tom_Nook

Beach Walks and Hugging Friends (the funny thing is she could have given several vlogs this title over the last 15 months)

Description: The 4/6 of the gang got together properly for a beach walk, pubs and laughs.

As is Helen's signature style, the vlog titles don't match up


At this stage I think we're all more familiar with Helen's kettle than our own.

She's having a nice long beach walk with friends, they've had it in the diary for WEEKS.



Helen disappears into the cupboard "I'm just getting, preparing coffee break... for us" and waves a mug in the air (Sorry what?) Note the sink full of mugs



We're treated to a nice view of the fridge as she clatters around with 500 mugs


'The wevver this week as bin awful but it's not gonna stop us'. Even Covid regulations didn't stop you Helen, no one is surprised.

She's got her mugs for coffee and her corksickle (??? Am I meant to know what this is? I guess it's a brand of flask)


She rummages through the snack basket (because that's a thing)



She shouts at Dianne to stop barking as she shoves some snacks into her bag. 'She doesn't know she's coming wiv me'.



'That might be too many snacks' literally sounds like enough to fill everyone's party bags is rustling around in there. How long is this walk?!


Arse shots are back again. (Has this hallway always looked like the red light district?). Time for the dogs to be put on their harnesses.



Helen calls to Dianne to 'come here'. Of course Dianne gives zero shits because she hasn't been trained and Helen is calling her Deedee. Helen makes a noise like an ogre and Dianne runs off. Well played.

And we're in the car talking about shit. No, literally. Helen doesn't know what's giving her bowel problems. 'Well it can't be dairy because I'm drinking oat milk'


They're about to find out if Helen is OK with caffeine..... because of course you'd do this when you're going on a walk and you're having digestive problems.



The next logical step in the poop equivalent of Russian roulette is, of course, have a Mcdonalds for breakfast.



'We're on the road and I'm I'm giving Ellie a lift to the seaside.. in convoy. Save the planet' (she doesn't know what convoy or save the planet mean clearly)



Helen has been telling Ellie about how her first caffeinated drink of the day makes her need a shit. Lucky Ellie, lucky US!



She's only had a couple of sips of the tea that Fiwl made her this morning. Helen explains the many legs of the journey today, because of course she's off gallivanting around as much as possible using as many modes of transport as possible


'The bus is at 9.33. We've got enough time to get there'. She hasn't said what time it is now or how far away it is so.... this means nothing.

Helen's bag falls off the back seat, it sounds like she's packed the entire kitchen in there.



It's been awhile but she's back eating and driving. Safety first, kids!


'I don't feel like I'm going to poop my pants'.

I might poop MY pants if she keeps multi tasking while driving! LOOK AT THE ROAD!



Please tell me these dogs are secured in the boot of the car...




'Deedee don't start, Lola get down!'


Forget food hygiene friends, she needs road safety friends.

Now they're jiggling the digs around chanting 'Heidi's having a poo' (no, I don't know either).



They're all together and going on a coastliner


I fast forwarded... sorry I'm whizzing through the rest. How does Luna do it?

Helen films her friend having a wee.... how do they put up with this? I'd be fuming!



The bald patch is back



Coffee


Helen on a swing



Quality footage of Helen inside a pub. That new camera was worth the investment!



She talks about her 'vegetarian lifestyle'


They randomly sing Dick Van Dyke's song Chim Chim Cheree from Mary Poppins, (is it a nod to us?) Helen asks Dianne if she had a nice walk.



She sings 'I love pints' and shows us her wrap.



She's got her mask on and mumbling about an ice cream van (I think, I'm watching on double speed at this point)



Helen asks to stroke someone's dog (what pandemic?!) And says she'd love a Bassett Hound. More quality footage. Why would we want to see a cute dog when we can see this?



Oh wait



Hang on, why's she on about Bassett hounds when this is a Beagle!? (Maybe I misheard her or I'm going mad, but I cant rewind and watch again, sorry.)

Sorry I've lost the will, but she has an ice cream and drives home. The end.
 
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Shesaidwhat?

Thank you for taking one for the team @Tom_Nook great summary .
I maybe wrong but that wrap of hers doesn’t look very vegetarian is it chicken?
 
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Schumachay

Thanks for the roundup. Did she drink and drive?!?
Also, no wonder her bowels are destroyed, she eats takeaways ALL THE TIME!!! She’s a mess.
(And Ellie is such an enabler)
 
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EmmaJane1985

You deserve a medal for getting through that...wait, no, a fucking trophy cabinet full of the fanciest trophies money can buy.

Nicely done, thank you!
 
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rivers

Why did that need to be a video? Genuinely. She must be trying to hit a quota or something because literally nothing happened. I guess we were all too optimistic to expect/hope that the half decent content would continue.
 
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Jesuschristo

rivers said:
Why did that need to be a video? Genuinely. She must be trying to hit a quota or something because literally nothing happened. I guess we were all too optimistic to expect/hope that the half decent content would continue.
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I reckon the paycheck is finally dwindling and quantity over quality is her attempt at Resolving the lack of income
 
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ekl2000

Wonders why her stomachs in pieces but eats fried carbs for every meal. C’mon genius.
 
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Tom_Nook

Credit where its due, Helen's natural makeup looked lovely at the start of the vlog. But yes, half of the vlog was her driving dangerously and talking about her poop habits. Quality over Quantity.
 
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Tyla73

As usual I am confounded by the fact that some people love these vlogs and think they’re great content. There’s a lot of serious caffeine/ bowel talk in the comments . Loving these two and Helga’s responses in particular because I think they sum her up perfectly.

Pic 1 - Helens attitude to everything - just pressure people into doing what you want regardless of their preferences and feelings.

Pic 2 - If you don’t know what a word means, maybe check a dictionary?
 

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