Fuck me, Helgas manipulating everyone
Graaaaaace we can be a cool roller derby rock n roll gangFuck me, Helgas manipulating everyone
BUY THESE SKATES BECAUSE I HAVE SOME
agreed. She also doesn’t carry herself like a 30yr old woman. Her posture and mannerisms are like a petulant child.I think confidence is a huge part in how clothes look/whether a person can pull them off. Regardless of Helen saying she is confident, she photoshops the hell out of her photos, deliberately poses in ways to make herself look slimmer, has miraculously been a size 14 for five years etc so she clearly isn’t comfortable. Then whatever she wears just looks so forced.
Really not a fan of them. Have a look at superga, I rate them higher than converse these days. They’re more comfortable in my opinion.Does anybody like those Converse she’s always wearing? I was looking for new trainers on ASOS and a few pairs of those came up, and I just hate them. I can’t tell if they’re actually quite ugly or if I just associate them with her bad styling.
I wear DC and vans, often from USC or RollersnakesDoes anybody like those Converse she’s always wearing? I was looking for new trainers on ASOS and a few pairs of those came up, and I just hate them. I can’t tell if they’re actually quite ugly or if I just associate them with her bad styling.
yeah pretty sure they had just had a hug before I noticed them. It looked like they were then leaving each other (especially as then I saw Helen driving seemingly home). As it was near the park I assume that she did indeed drive there. Grace had no dogs with her thoughI love that we have some wild Helga spotters
Sounds like she meets Grace on the regular. Which isn't surprising. How was the social distancing?
That’s very true! And also just realised she opts for an angle looking up slightly up at her too which she probably thinks helps..Our auld pal, Hammy Helga, has uploaded her favourite ASOS outfits.
Other than the fact they are all rank, I've noticed that 6/10 images uploaded are all posed the same way....
It appears the toffee nose pose has been employed to remove the possibility of a quadruple chin.
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She looks so dirty and in need of a good wash.Our auld pal, Hammy Helga, has uploaded her favourite ASOS outfits.
Other than the fact they are all rank, I've noticed that 6/10 images uploaded are all posed the same way....
It appears the toffee nose pose has been employed to remove the possibility of a quadruple chin.
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I had to look up who you meant. This is who Helen thinks she looks like. She has legit reverse body dysmorphia.I follow this girl on tiktok, and it just occurred to me that shes like a more put together version of Helen, so I looked her up on Instagram (amyinstag), and guess who follows her..... HELEN. Honestly, looking at this girls pics and outfits is exactly what Helen has been trying to look like for the last year. Amy even has a pic of those weird silver Elton John 70's boots from Helens music video, Amy posted them in September, Helen got them for her video end of Oct/Nov.
HELEN IS LITERALLY A COPY AND PASTE OF THIS GIRL.
Right but as a fellow double-chin haver, taking photos from below will do it absolutely no favours, going from slightly above has a much better effect - but then I suppose we would see the bald patch, and she wouldn’t be able to showcase 15 pairs of ugly stomping shoesThat’s very true! And also just realised she opts for an angle looking up slightly up at her too which she probably thinks helps..
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As soon as she made Grace get a pair of skates, she finally goes skating...
She couldn't have possibly gone to skate by herself before, I mean who would be there to take the photos?
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