Hazel Maria Wood @hazelwoodx

[OatMatchaLatte]

The assumptions:

1. You had parental help to buy your first flat: NOOOOOO I DID IT ALL MYSELF (while living with parents and not paying any rent)

2. You want to give up you job and do YouTube full time. NO I WANT TO BE PART TIME

3. You and Jordan want to get married, ha e a child, get another dog etc. AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE BUT NOT YET

SNORE.

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Sorry if it’s been said, I’m new to this thread! But haven’t watched hazel for ages and I’ve just come across a reel on instagram claiming these are ‘work outfits’ is it just me or are these NOT office appropriate AT ALL?!
looks like something you’d wear for a night out

Agree with you 100% I have worked in Law for 17 1/2 years and have never seen anything like it in a lawyer's office. All lawyers that I've worked for would have sent staff home if they came in dressed like that. She looks a right state. Who dresses like a hooker to work in an office unless they are trying to catch the eye of the boss and get dragged into their office to be told off.

The outfits are totally inappropriate. More escort than lawyers office.

 

[Bazaaaar]

I also think she’s only keeping her job as she’s not become ‘big enough’ yet. I think if her subs went up she’d quit it in a heartbeat!

Also they probably couldn’t have got that house without her current salary and she’s not really been doing YouTube long enough to have the 3 years worth of books mortgage providers want from self employed!

Shes not quit her job because shes the definition of a greedy money grabbing cow. Money money money thats all that matters to hazel the fake plastic bitch. She needs to get a life, makes out she works her arse off for instagram when I'm not being funny anyone and I mean A N Y O N E could do what she does shes pathetic. Everything about her fake little life with her overweight boyfriend and her council common dog is just pathetic.

I also think she’s only keeping her job as she’s not become ‘big enough’ yet. I think if her subs went up she’d quit it in a heartbeat!

Also they probably couldn’t have got that house without her current salary and she’s not really been doing YouTube long enough to have the 3 years worth of books mortgage providers want from self employed!




Now you’ve said it yes! And I can’t un-see it.

She actually reminds me of an old boss I had she had long messy unkept hair and was generally a mess of a woman! She was also in her late 30s though! You’d definitely put hazel at later 20s at youngest wouldn’t you!

God yes she has such old hag features I cant help but think she looks in her late 30s, awful aged face awful body awful everything. She just needs to cackle with a broomstick and she could have been Halloween entertainment this year ha!

 

[Pandasnooks]

Wonder who's gonna win those dirty socks "just put them in the wash"

 

[OatMatchaLatte]

Those two copy each other a lot just look at their trees.....

Dropped a day to spend more time with her bf who I bet works full time anyway! No hun just admit you’re making enough from YT to be able to drop a day! Why lie! She’s getting soooo big for her boots now starting to really go off her!

I'm sure she said in a video her bf works on a nuclear power plant, so does two weeks on, two weeks off (or there will be some such pattern).

Just hope she's paying tax on her second incomes - YT and the rental.

 

[Bazaaaar]

Thoughts on her 'new lips post' ?! I think she looked better before with uneaven lips because at least then that was the excuse for the face now there is none. Shes just unattractive and old looking. Sick of her hair as well its just so dull and limp ALL of the time! I feel like the girl needs a nice sharp chop loadsssss of length off and an actual STYLE its literally the same flat mess in every photo. Least shes used up all the pics of her 'waves' though as that do was giving me serious lank scarecrow hair vibes

 

[OatMatchaLatte]

I agree but this isn't for Jordan (who does smoke) or for Hazel or for THEM. Its all for HER. I havent watched any videos of her since she mentioned not wasting her money on designer bags almost as if she looked down on it and I thought why not, rather a designer bag as an investment than a cheap ugly vase from home bargains everything about her is a state. She's a joke. I feel really sorry for this clearly doomed relationship.. He must be the real village idiot if he thinks they have a future together.

She has a Louis Vuitton bag, too. Unless it's fake...

I don't go overboard, but I have two expensive handbags that will last forever. I'd rather that than buy cheap tat from Primark every month!can

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

She’s in the financial services industry, not legal

I thought it was finances in a law firm...can't remember where that came from now. Either way she doesn't ever look or come across professional that's the point

 

[howembarrasing]

She needs to let go of anything and everything leather look

 

[Bazaaaar]

Was literally just coming to say about her recent stories. Why does she keep banging on about them, its boring now we get it you hate your lips piss off! Also the over lining and lip colour makes her look like a clown. Tagging the place that did it too bet they are paying her and shes not disclosing it! What a knob she is!

Totally agree we get it u hate urself we see why! We2 would hate ourself if we looked like a witch/moose WE GET IT shes so boring im stick of hearing it. Gettin filler dissolved as well to overline her lips an make herself look like a everythin about her is a joke again I sit an wonder what her bfs family think of her being such a shit role model being so self centered and doing everything4 clout. Que her opening her advent from them actin like they giv a fuck

 

[Bazaaaar]

I stopped watching after the house tour. It was so braggy, and so disrespectful to the previous owners - all she kept saying was this is going, that's going, the other's going. Plus is stank that rather than having the special moment with her bf, getting the keys to their dream forever home, she blogged the whole journey from the estate agent, and going in for the first time. I remember that moment with my bf, we even turned the key together ha ha ha!

Still have her on Instagram though, ha ha.

Ah no I'm petty she doesn't get an xtra subscription or follow from me shes just to vile of a person to have that pop up in my face 247.

yes he looks an absolute scruff. i would tell my partner if he looked such a greasy mess. he would expect me to tell him.

And right!! Im all4 people looking how they want but the boy looks like he needs a fukin wash!

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Shes a financial paraplanner I believe.

She would be expected to put her baps away in any law firm I have worked in over the years. It is not professional

 

[UndrTheCosh]

Blimey, I bet your parents are proud

 

[Pandasnooks]

I hate the way she posts a vid on youtube then sends it out to the world the following again... no1s interested luv

 

[Bazaaaar]

Sorry, I must have missed the lip thing what did she say/do? Has she had more filler?

Basically just moaning about how mutilated she looks due to botched filler and making it clear she's having it dissolved then starting again, obviously hoping someone will gift her filler!

Wonder if we can find a way of knowing if shes paying 2nd income tax or not?

 

[Loulou_23]

Shes not quit her job because shes the definition of a greedy money grabbing cow. Money money money thats all that matters to hazel the fake plastic bitch. She needs to get a life, makes out she works her arse off for instagram when I'm not being funny anyone and I mean A N Y O N E could do what she does shes pathetic. Everything about her fake little life with her overweight boyfriend and her council common dog is just pathetic.



God yes she has such old hag features I cant help but think she looks in her late 30s, awful aged face awful body awful everything. She just needs to cackle with a broomstick and she could have been Halloween entertainment this year ha!

Haha I love your input on this thread as someone who knows of her in RL. It just shows you how fake and pathetic these idiots really are!

Also without giving away any details of her address how much do you reckon they brought that house for? I know you know that area....

And I agree what she does in terms of YouTube is not hard! God help people who she manages in her day job can imagine she’s a bitch to work for thinking she’s better than the rest of them!

 

[Pandasnooks]

I hate Jordan. So cocksure of himself

 

[Pandasnooks]

Something about insecurities about her lips / possible bullying in school
Something about saving for her flat / paying for everything herself
Something about not being stuck up
Something about wanting to work her finance job part time / You Tube part time
Something about not being ready to live alone when she bought the flat
Something about changing her decor style to neutral - maybe.

And she has a huge nose...

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

i think it's some kind of deal with a company - can't think of the word but they are not allowed to announce it until the company say so. Maybe it's an In the Style range.

Maybe she received one of those Christmas b & m boxes that they have sent to the smaller fry influencers. But she will make it out to be some massive b & m Collab or something

 

[DeeSeni Noooo]

I said this a couple of weeks ago she never mentions him.

Yeah he used to be in the videos doing DIY or in the background playing with the dog etc. Looks like her hello fresh advert was just for 1?