Harry Pickard #5 JD begs and runny eggs, imaginary weight loss and sticks for legs

[letsmeltthatlard]

It's been 6 weeks now since he last "weighed in"

how anyone can say he is an inspirational is beyond me.

what really boils my piss is that post he made sat by the fire.. saying how he wishes he was sat eating a mince pies...

worried about a mince pie but will easily put one of each item on the fucking five guys menu in his hole..

it's so he appears relatable to the followers he hasn't purchased... but in reality he is a sneering, arrogant fucking ponce.

 

[Pineapple22]

I know this isn’t really related to Harold, but I don’t understand how so many accounts have had these huge gains over Christmas? The most I saw was 2 stone in three weeks (think that was Mr Daddy Wright)! I gained three pounds over the Christmas period. What on Earth are these people consuming to cause so much water retention?

I used to follow Mr Daddy Wright when he would show his bag of food for work and he hugely overeats, whether on plan or not. I stopped following because I found it quite unpleasant. It was beyond sustenance and eating for greed. It was things like overnight oats with berries for breakfast, 2 cans of fizzy drink, 2 packs of crisps, 8 pieces of fruit, a tin of spaghetti hoops or beans, hot chocolate, 2 hi fi bars, pack of chicken slices, 2 muller lights. He doesn't show it anymore but his wife is a consultant so maybe she doesn't like it.

 

[Bishplease]

Csull GURRRRRL thank you very fucking much

 

[Swipe Up!]

We call everyone “nonce” here. It’s like dickhead, prick, fuckface, cocksucker, fatty, scruff, skank, motherfucker, arselicker.. I could go on. Doesn’t meant they are any of the above. It’s an insult. Made to insult and offend.

We’re all here to snark but let’s not take one fucking post and suddenly start asking questions as if there’s some truth in an insult and turn someone who is simply a skinny chubber who lies about his weight loss into something utterly unimaginable on the basis of nothing at all. Jesus fucking Christ people.

 

[Twopenniesworth]

Haven’t read this thread for ages and just see. His stories! Can’t believe he’s still wearing that same belt in every photo

Has he lost another 8 stone lately?

 

[StrawberryCream]

He's out all weekend, not really seen any on plan meals from him this week. If he looses tomorrow then that's it . I'm not believing another weight loss from him. I only have to eat a bag of crisps and gained 2lb . How does he do it?

He won’t post a weigh in if he’s been in London surely, if he does it’ll prob be a 5lb+ gain but he was ‘making memories’ and he will ‘take that and run’

 

[elloelloello]

This has got to be the mum and ded tattoo

 

[Noodle99]

First time poster, long time ‘enjoyer’ of content. Someone called out one of his food pictures today (a massive omelette) and his minions responded accordingly.

*posted this before I refreshed, sorry*

"Burger the calories" has actually made me laugh so much

 

[Jam-sandwich]

I'm amazed how sunny it is in yorkshire tbh! In liverpool this morning it was icy and cold! Makes you wonder if he even had egg on toast for breakfast

What? Harry NEVER reuses old pictures, that’s crazy talk

 

[TheBlueDonkey]

That TOE. It’s like ET’s finger.

 

[anonymous1221]

I know this isn’t really related to Harold, but I don’t understand how so many accounts have had these huge gains over Christmas? The most I saw was 2 stone in three weeks (think that was Mr Daddy Wright)! I gained three pounds over the Christmas period. What on Earth are these people consuming to cause so much water retention?

 

[Crazy_Cat]

nothing today...I guess Harold is too busy living his best life.

you would think working as a nurse my life would be too busy for this but nope! it's my entertainment! Hahaha

 

[3secondsidehug]

He probably counts an extra 2 inches for his hair, but remember maths has never been his strength !

 

[Cocopops91]

What did you say? he is so pathetic

I can’t remember the exact words but basically about all his food being beige and asking why he bragged about everything in his life except for the SW certificates he’s received for an 8 stone loss and is that because he never got them because he hasn’t lost 8 stone

 

[Snarkypants]

The point is that in some parts it’s a common insult - though a bit shit - and doesn’t necessarily mean the person is an actual pweirdo.

And the reason people generally don’t use the word, quite rightly, is because of the connotations.

I also find it hilarious that I’m “rude” because I dare to stop people in their tracks from deeming someone a pweirdo just because a single anon account used the insult nonce. And it wasn’t even the correct spelling. It was fucking “nonse”

Drag the boy I don’t care. But I can’t sit back and watch that kind of bullshit happen when there is absolutely no evidence. It’s one thing predicting that every woman who has a bit of a belly is pregnant (see many, maaany other threads), but it’s a whole different ballgame trying to insinuate that someone is a pweirdo just because someone said “nonse”.



And I only tried to give some clarity before the main theme of the thread took a much darker theme.

I’m here to snark too! Just think that sometimes it gets a bit weird.

No one has insinuated he's a pweirdo. Literally no one. Asking someone to clarify what they mean by using the word used (or any other word with multiple meanings/connotations) isn't insinuating or labelling the person in question. And for the record, I requested clarification because it can really damage a persons reputation to be labelled a nonce, and could be particularly risky online/on social media. Like others have said though, some people now use it interchangeably with dick/knob/twat or whatever, in which case, fine. There are many of us who only know it with it's original meaning though, so of course people, including myself, will think the worst (because its all we've known it to mean) and will ask for it to be cleared up.

 

[megsmagoo]

I rest my case.
Who can go out till 05.30am and not be taking drugs and still drive to work at 05.30?

let me tell you, I have been there myself and that ain’t just drink.. thats some of the nose tickling powder.

Wish someone would report him to the police

 

[Truthseeker]

Everything he posts and says it’s absolute bullshit! Constantly using the Slimming World ‘buzz worlds’ along with his other ridiculous statements;

-Batch cook
-Unlimited
-Need for Speed
-Egg in the mash to make it creamy
-Yolk porn
-Living my best life
-HARRY20 will give you 20% off JD Seasonings
-In Nando’s get I get them to remove the skin before they serve it to me so I don’t get tempted
-Tastes Unreal

-Better than the real thing
-RACE DAY
-Ooot OOOT
-Not a syn in sight!

I could go on, I can’t be fucked

I always think when he says something like a plate of feckin nugget and chips tastes unreal that there goes a twonk who's never really lived. What can you say about a idiot who heads straight for the nearest Mcdonalds as soon as the plane lands at his latest holiday hotspot. Uncultured, ignorant pig

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

Sorry but this doesn’t make sense. He definitely still lives at home.. all of his food pictures are in the same kitchen/house? Unless he only cooks at his parents house....

I’m with you I reckon he does live at home cos no way would a 21 year old furnish his house like he does , if he doesn’t live at hone he’s deffo living with someone else who is quite a bit older than him or in a shared house with oldies in , I’m an oldie at 40+ and some of things in his photos over the years I have in my house......too many actually I’m ashamed to admit on here lol, his life is a complete lie and if that’s called living your best life you can keep it.

 

[Poker87]

His comments will be back soon enough, he needs the engagement

220k followers and only 10 comments on his latest post

 

[Amymaccie]

Maybe lives with his nan?

To be honest I couldn’t care less if the guy lives with his mum, dad, nan, wherever. But let’s be honest it he had his own place he would be proper braggy about it, just like with his cars . I will assume that his new place either doesn’t have a kitchen, which would explain why he still takes food pictures in his parents kitchen... Or he still lives at home with his parents .