Harry Pickard #5 JD begs and runny eggs, imaginary weight loss and sticks for legs

[Dontmissmuch]

He has the cheek to say big bowl of fruit like eating a bowl of fruit
is going to make a massive difference when you’ve consumed approx
600 calories on burnt rubbery sausages and half a ton of potato

Also.... why not take a picture of his fruit ? He NEVER does show that ! Rather see some colourful fruit than a plate of beige... Oh yeah he doesn't photograph it because he doesn't eat it...... Pants on Fire !

Why is it always simmer for an hour?

haha this is on a par with me asking kids to put the cooker on - I always say 180 regardless of what I'm cooking then I adjust accordingly .... standing joke with my teenagers..... !!

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

what bread is it harold? oh thats right...any old tit will do, as long as it's brown, duck it, it counts

wanker.

 

[OffPlanForLife]

Fuuuuck saaaake how many potatoes were harmed in the making of those hash browns??

He's going to give himself cancer eating those sausages if a coronary doesn't kill him off first

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

He's going to give himself cancer eating those sausages if a coronary doesn't kill him off first

Lives a stiff one doesn’t he!!!

 

[Truthseeker]

He's going to give himself cancer eating those sausages if a coronary doesn't kill him off first

I've said exactly the same thing, he's a prime candidate for bowel cancer and his arteries must have more fur than the dulux dog. Then there's his vodka infused liver and that's just for starters

 

[eSsExBiRd]

what bread is it harold? oh thats right...any old tit will do, as long as it's brown, duck it, it counts

wanker.

I swear I can feel my teeth breaking just looking at the Bacon

 

[Sarkynurse]

what bread is it harold? oh thats right...any old tit will do, as long as it's brown, duck it, it counts

wanker.

I’ve never seen such carcinogenic bacon

 

[Fickledipped19]

Even with all that yolk, it still looks as dry as sticks

 

[Instalol]

Love the post off whale ...and lards comments ..Lard I solute you

 

[Truthseeker]

I swear I can feel my teeth breaking just looking at the Bacon

My Mum likes her bacon that charred that it splinters in to a thousand pieces as soon as she starts to bite in to it

 

[Bishplease]

Tbh crispier the better lol

 

[imjustnosey]

what bread is it harold? oh thats right...any old tit will do, as long as it's brown, duck it, it counts

wanker.

And what a bleeping waste of egg yolk!

 

[Crazy_Cat]

Let's see what his weigh in brings today!

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

Let's see what his weigh in brings today!

nothing today...I guess Harold is too busy living his best life.

 

[StrawberryCream]

He usually posts before 10, no weigh in again!

 

[Crazy_Cat]

nothing today...I guess Harold is too busy living his best life.

you would think working as a nurse my life would be too busy for this but nope! it's my entertainment! Hahaha

 

[thebanterburytales]

Just to say 'hi' as I feel like a stalker, lurking, but have only just discovered this site.
Not gonna lie, this thread has got me absolutely HOWLING!! Much needed - so thanks!
P.S I don't know if I'm posting this 'hello' in the right place, so apologies if I've got it wrong.

what bread is it harold? oh thats right...any old tit will do, as long as it's brown, duck it, it counts

wanker.

But it "works for him".

 

[Truthseeker]

Let's see what his weigh in brings today!

I wasn't expecting him to post a weigh in, I think he's finally latched on to the fact that some things are going to be used as ammunition against him no matter what. It isn't bothering me that he has gone quiet to be honest, he's too repetitive.

 

[Eddypeter]

He’s such a moron. Him and towers need outing.

 

[Truthseeker]

He’s such a moron. Him and towers need outing.

That's what people have been doing and that's why they both have block lists as long as the great wall of China