thickcuntthursdayIf there was a Wank Stain Wednesday he’d be my one and only .....off to get it trending...#wankstainwednesday
You're bang on (I had a look), the C class STARTS at £399 a month if you go direct to them, which clearly they have and it's an AMG which starts at over £600 a month because it's a performance vehicle . Not to mention you'd have to have a decent credit history (longer than Harold's I suspect) to be approved for a car like this. I think his Dad has bought it but Harold will be insured to drive it (also not an easy thing to get approved with his age and experience) so hey presto! He can call it "his" car.Finance on a Mercedes would surely be around £300+ a month and with car insurance and tax on top of that as well, it’s got to be getting paid my his mum and dad
Were not all like this I promiseMust be a Scarborough thing
Unofficial weight lossIt works for him thoughhhhhh
Unofficial bread
Unofficial cheese
Unofficial spag hoops
Fuck off
The planner winds me up more than the foodThat food plan - did a 5yr old write it? Shame his bessies Princess and Prince Planning can’t make him his own special diary sheet - thought they were all such good friendsNo longer visiting them for quick threesome sessions at Princess Planning HQ
Just a few comments:
Omlette - assuming he means omelette?
Nugs - who the fuck calls nuggets ‘nugs’??
Hmmmm, very little speed food - it’s okay though as he’s ‘living his best life’ blah blah blah.
Back on plan and he’s out on the piss on Saturday night - great start! Perhaps all the vodka and carbs just make him shit the weight out??
What a twat!
Trying to be big dick energy but his toe is probs bigger than his cockmost of people i know that are well off actually just drive basic cars that get them from A to B and it’s your average joe that is driving around in Mercedes or Audi as if their trying to prove something.
'Work hard'Good luck getting a reply to that Minxy1funny that 95% of the comments are from middle aged women who are probably dying for Harry to pick them up for a cruise round the Yorkshire countryside stopping in at every fast food joint
Omg he's soooooo cool staying up all night wowI literally know no one who can stay out till 5:15 that doesn’t to drugs. Jus sayin
He changed one of his hash tags to #donthatemecusyouaintmeSW must’ve had a word in his ear.