Harry & Meghan #58 From bump concealing to thunder stealing. Poor Eugenie how you feeling?

[Sea]

Am I the only one that imagines Philip walked into the hospital and then secretly walked out the back door - home to a cup tea and a plate of Duchy biscuits, feet up on the teal jacquard foot stool, switched on BBC news and shouted "Hoorah Lizzie, job done! Oprah interview and the pregnancy off the headlines"

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

It's hard to see how Phil could not rest up and be observed at home really, so I am actually concerned for him. And for HMQ, because I do really think he has been her absolute rock all these years. If he does go, then there will be huge turbulent emotions all over the place (and not just in the RF) - I really think Hazno will be partly blamed for pushing granpa over the edge (deservedly so).

 

[Limey]

Apologies if already previously mentioned but on the latest update it looks like poor Hazno wont be allowed to play dress up when titles stripped:

Prince Harry is 'upset' after the Queen 'agrees he should be stripped of Royal patronages | Daily Mail Online

If you leave a job, this happens, no?

You don't get to keep your parking space etc.

 

[StrawberrySeed]

I think the only way Hazzno could redeem himself now is if, upon hearing the sad news of PP going to hospital, he says to Smeggy, “You know what? I’m done here. I’m going home to see my great grandad and I won’t be coming back.“

I think the British public might just forgive him if he did that. But I bet he won’t...

 

[Oohthedrama]

BREAKING;

message from the Queen.

off you fuck.

and sanitise that key before you post it back (well it was something like that) (maybe not those exact words)

 

[Oohthedrama]

Statement from the Queeen.

“One may not be granted the ability to have their cake,
whilst also planning to eat their cake”

 

[Margot1977]

I feel SO incensed at these two’s latest statement since BP have confirmed they won’t be back

“A spokesman for the Duke and Duchess of Sussex said: 'As evidenced by their work over the past year, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex remain committed to their duty and service to the UK and around the world, and have offered their continued support to the organisations they have represented regardless of official role. We can all live a life of service. Service is universal.”

basically, we don’t give a flying F if we’re not royals, we’ll ALWAYS be royal.

Strip them of Duke and Duchess. Revolting pair

That's because they haven't told the Queen they were not coming back, they've been told BY the Queen they are not.... hence the childish statement...

 

[a.nonny.mouse]

I've hit my (Friday night) wine early in celebration. !!

Gangan has said "no deal" to the suitcase girl...

I need to repost my old picture

 

[StrawberrySeed]

If you leave a job, this happens, no?

You don't get to keep your parking space etc.

Excellent analogy! He expects to keep his salary, parking spot, favourite coffee mug, paid annual leave, and an invite to the paid for work’s Christmas do!

Cheeky git!

 

[a.nonny.mouse]

Thank fuck for that

 

[Samf2020]

Wills needs to get Kate to take photos of him in all his different uniforms and just spam the shit out of gingers phone with them.
His little ginger head would explode

 

[margaretta]

As for the timing of the announcement, I fear it was done before Philip goes, because if
Philip went before the announcement (and I wish he would go on forever) the RF would be in mourning and any such statement would have been delayed.

Please DoE get better and celebrate your 100th.

 

[ResidentMerkin]

Wasn't sure what Artemiss meant by the Boy George reference. Here is this gem

 

[freda19]

Cue Phil the Greek propped up in his hospital bed reading his Bucket List with a big grin on his face.

Item 1 : Getting rid of the treacherous little shit Henry and his scheming whore.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

I love the photo of baby Augie with his parents. That's the Sussex thunder stolen again.

Tough morning for the cleaners at palace monte

 

[leviosa]

Firstly, why does their statement have Meghan's name first in the header? A small thing but it should be him - he is the birth Royal, not her.

Secondly, they have completely shot themselves in the foot. The Queen's statement was gracious and gave them a decent get-out but with their childish response they have made it very clear that this was NOT their decision at all.

 

[Blimey O'Riley]

Hello again! I have finally caught up - this is such a fast moving, informative and entertaining thread.

For the Harpo bingo, have we had 'Turning a negative into a positive'? I've seen her say this on two separate occasions (and neither occasion was apt).

Also I'd like to tell you of a conversation I had with a friend yesterday. We are two women who from a republic country (Ireland) and neither of us has ever mentioned any member of the royal family before or shown any interest in them when we're together. Friend was due a visit from an electrician at 2 pm yesterday, and she has a bit of a crush on him. She had been mortified when he had arrived at 8 am, and this was our chat last night;

Me - 'Oh no! I'd hate that. Were you even dressed?'
Friend - 'Nope. I had on a pair of hideous pyjamas, they're old and clingy and I had No. Bra. On...I basically opened the door to a man I fancy looking like Meghan Markle the day her moon bump fell down.'

She really didn't fool anyone with that moon bump, did she?

 

[OnlyHereForTheLolz]

This is going to sound terrbile...I know!

BUT

Do you think Prince Phillip is taking one for the team by going to the hospital. That way if Smeghead and Ginge go on Oprah they will look terrible slagging of the RF

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

God they've definitely been dumped haven't they. I love how they can't hide their annoyance and bitterness when they've been told to do one. They've said its all our choice and you can't stop us but good old Brenda is saying

I think yesterday's stunt has had Philip screaming to get rid of them now. And whatever they say now in the interview will just look like sour grapes. Yet again they've screwed up their potential wins.

After what felt like a tough week, anyone else cracking open the champagne?

 

[cosmo girl]

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