Harry & Meghan #446 Where Are Archigon and Invisibly

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Completely agree HG Tudor is big pompous red flannel trouser wearing cunt!

A chemical smell could mean anything, if he really had met her why wasn’t he more specific.

She probably has very stinky breath though as you can see from her frame she has given up eating, which probably means her body is in ketosis all the time, which makes your breath honk!
 
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I have a question.

Why does Hazno always look as if he has slept in his clothes, and the Nakedness of Sussex always look like she is wearing someone else's?

Whatever the reason, I reckon we should all blame Ashey Cole

Come on Wibble, I think your thread title awaits...
 
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Good morning afternoon! Woke up to a shiny new thread and title today - lovely way to start off the weekend!

I was kind of hoping for a recap because the last thread just flew by and I have no hopes of catching up. But what you said, @Palpatine, sums this whole thing up (and it made me laugh too!). The Gruesomes are just so boring! We can just say that they must have been cunt-ing, and that covers it all!


Won't get into the merits and demerits of a certain person of the fake orange variety, but in my experience they're all different coins of the same global currency. The end goal is money and power, all we can hope for is that even if for PR, they might help make at least a few people's lives a bit easier. Pretty sad, but it is what it is

Yesterday I came across a post by a passionate young wildlife photographer, basically lamenting that the candidates in our ongoing elections aren't talking about climate change (let's not debate this! ) - this summer has been brutal on wildlife - and urging them to vote for the ones who do/push their candidates to talk about it.

Good kid, intelligent, and apparently well-traveled, but seems fairly innocent too. It will be really sad when he realises that the world is full of Sparries who only contribute greenhouse gases every time they open their mouths. There are good, genuine people too, but the Sparries and Smegsies seem to be overrunning the whole place. They're definitely quite loud and incessant

It all just ties in in ways that give me a headache every time I think about it. Sometimes I long for the days when this whole Sussexes drama was just like a saas-bahu soap (in-laws drama) and we could just cringe-laugh at Smegsy's fashion sense.

Oh well.


Typing everything between meetings. 46C at 12.30pm today. Hoping that my airconditioner and I both survive the afternoon (I'm feeling very sick and people's ACs have started catching fire/exploding). I'm using ice packs to keep my laptop cool enough The weather was supposed to be cooler today Worried for tomorrow (polling day), if the heatwave persists.
 
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One of my friends in college swore she could smell morphine through someone's skin. Her dad had passed away from cancer and she said there was a peculiar smell that seemed to seep through skin while he was being medicated with it. One of our professors was a weird, sickly looking guy and she insisted that she could smell he was using opiates. I don't know if it's even possible.

If Archie exists, I am guessing he lives with a nanny somewhere apart from them and only meets his "parents" a few times a year. Maybe he's genetically theirs but I have a hard time believing M ever carried her. And I also struggle to believe the two live with children, or each other.
 
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After my first abdominal surgery I was told it would be a year to recover by my GP.

I worked closely with a team of Breast and Endocrine surgeons for three years, and can confirm this. Recovery from major surgery can take even longer than a year. Even though you are under anaesthetic, your body knows that it has been "assaulted", And that is without the additional stresses on the human frame caused by chemotherapy etc.
 
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I used to work with a girl who drank a lot of Chardonnay and you could smell that on her skin after a night out.
 
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HG Tudor is big pompous red flannel trouser wearing cunt!

Agree - he thinks he's a lot cleverer than he is, and half the time can't even read his own writing (and has never bothered to rehearse his scripts - loads of errors) and he repeats himself a lot and doesn't actually offer much information, I stopped listening to him long ago - but he puts out tons of videos - must be making a fecking fortune from the attached advertising!

EDIT - had put two "m"s on "from(m)" and when I noticed it it got on my tits.
 
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Is AFP a subsidiary of ARO?

Could AFP stand for American Factually Princess?


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I wonder what she smells like?
Desperation
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Or

3) acetone if she has diabetes

Or

4) latex if she had moonbumpitis

 
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I'd be surprised if he wasn't all those things and thinking he's cleverer than he is - after all he has declared himself to be a narcissistic psychopath. Very few of that kind admit they are, let alone crown themselves as the worst kind. But I guess we should be happy if making YT videos is the one thing that gratifies him instead of being out there murdering people.

Edit: I wonder if any of this is true or just one of his plots: https://www.quora.com/What-hints-do-we-have-of-HG-Tudor-s-true-identity
 
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Disclaimer: I have no idea of who this Tudor guy is and not listened to any of his videos, so can't offer an opinion on him.

However, my husband really hates the smell of fake tan -and he has always said it smells "chemically" and not nice.

Some people say fake tan smell a bit like biscuits. I must admit I haven't worn it in ages but I think the chemicals in the fake tan react differently on different people, a bit like perfume maybe, and it either suits you or doesn't.

As we know, Smeg is naturally the original mega white fridge - her legs etc are paler than your average freckly kind of British person I'd noticed.

She is naturally really pale so the fake tan must be layered up quite heavily and she probably has to go for one of those St Tropez darker types of tan to get as orange as she does. I expect the smelling of chemicals is definitely fake tan. Actually my husband said - checmical loo smelling now that I think about it, not just chemicals.
 
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That's what a lot of people are forgetting. She's still in recovery from major surgery. She had that in mid-January. It's not even 5 months ago. And now she's having chemo on top of that. KC3 didn't resume any proper duties until 3 months after the start of his treatment, which is still ongoing in some form. Catherine is just coming up to the 3 month period, so if she's feeling well enough to go out a little bit with the family, good on her. Frankly she should take her time. Why come back too soon? She'll just face abuse from the increasingly pathetic Squaddies and a media desperate for headlines. And she can't really rely on support from BP. Their silence was deafening when she was going through that shit with the photoshop. If she decided to do a Duchess of Kent type of thing and live a private life until it's time for her to be Queen, I really wouldn't blame her in the slightest. Not after the crap she's put up with over the years, particularly since Smeg arrived dripping with venom.

The RF needs her more than she needs them. I wouldn't show my face until the Harkles had been dealt with and neutered.

And BIB

I agree with everything you've said. CoS and the website are simple to do. LoS a little more complicated but changes can surely be made. Sweden did it. If Madeleine's kids aren't educated in Sweden they'll be removed.

Also, Smeg loathes being a Duchess while Catherine is both a Princess and a more senior Duchess.

Many people don't understand exact titles and styles, so we know Princess Henry would swiftly morph into Princess Meghan. She'd see to that herself. Without 'Sussex' I wouldn't put it past them to add 'Wales'. Haz tried to get the 'Harry Wales' thing going again in 2022 before TLQ died. And the Diana contingent, particularly in the US, would lap it up. They'd style the kids 'of Wales', just like the genuine Wales kids.

You'd have a rival 'Wales' family in the US. Ones who resent the real Wales family and will do absolutely anything to discredit and overshadow them. And BP would probably wring their hands and do fuck all.

JMO
 
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Perfectly said @Who’sYerDaddy. This is sick stuff.

Which I don't need because I am getting ready to go in for my second bone surgery. In my heart I am afraid. Thank you to everyone who has wished me good luck and, yes, hope to be high as a kite later. Even for just a few minutes would be a gift!
 
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Good luck @DoubleOld.

And lovely support for Catherine from the Irish Guards.

. We are even more determined to make the Colonel’s Review the best yet for her. We are so proud to have The Princess of Wales as the Colonel of the Irish Guards.'

 
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I will keep you in my prayers, my New Hampshire “neighbor!” It will all be okay!
 
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Good Luck
 
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