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Prince George Storms Out
Prince George refused to stay to watch Manchester United lift the FA Cup.
Football fans have taken to social media demanding #whereisgeorge after this picture emerged that appeared to show Prince George had stormed out of the stadium.
a wax faced puppet One long standing soccer fan, who spoke to People Magazine on condition of anonymity, explained, "It was shocking. First William attempted to garrot the Manchester United players, using the well known thuggee method of a coin and a scarf. And when that failed, he attempted to shrink their captain Bruno by forcing him to hold a very heavy weight above his head for hours."
The incident was so shocking that online expert firm, Botcentipede, commissioned a report to highlight the dangers of middle aged women rolling their eyes on You Tube.
Botcentipede founder, Crasstoper Boozy, said, "the FA need to crackdown on Taz, Murky Meg and Avid Gardener. Their refusal to highlight the dangers this imposes on Nigerian princess's is something the FA must address."
People Magazine have seen a copy of that report, and the conclusions are quite shocking.
Botcentipede found that of the stories about Prince George storming out of the stadium, and refusing to watch Manchester United lift the cup, not one had made mention of Polo - or that Prince Harry had been invited via the Wembley website to buy a ticket to attend the match, but the Prince was unable to because the Wembley website refused to offer him sufficient police protection.
One bright spot was that the Manchester United team, clearly inspired by the new Daphne Manners, opted to wear red in 'omage to the presidential candidate's dress she wore during her fantastically successful trip to Nigeria.
Prince George Storms Out
Prince George refused to stay to watch Manchester United lift the FA Cup.
Football fans have taken to social media demanding #whereisgeorge after this picture emerged that appeared to show Prince George had stormed out of the stadium.
The incident was so shocking that online expert firm, Botcentipede, commissioned a report to highlight the dangers of middle aged women rolling their eyes on You Tube.
Botcentipede founder, Crasstoper Boozy, said, "the FA need to crackdown on Taz, Murky Meg and Avid Gardener. Their refusal to highlight the dangers this imposes on Nigerian princess's is something the FA must address."
People Magazine have seen a copy of that report, and the conclusions are quite shocking.
Botcentipede found that of the stories about Prince George storming out of the stadium, and refusing to watch Manchester United lift the cup, not one had made mention of Polo - or that Prince Harry had been invited via the Wembley website to buy a ticket to attend the match, but the Prince was unable to because the Wembley website refused to offer him sufficient police protection.
One bright spot was that the Manchester United team, clearly inspired by the new Daphne Manners, opted to wear red in 'omage to the presidential candidate's dress she wore during her fantastically successful trip to Nigeria.