Harry & Meghan #435 Dark side of the moonbump

[VC10]

Updated Tattle bleep List

Meghan. UTTER BUCKET-MINGED bleeping OLD MATTRESS bleep
Harry. UTTER UNLIKEABLE , TINY- BROKEN COCKED DELUDED bleep
Doria. OLD JAILBIRD DUPLICIOUS FRIGHTENING BOAT-RACED THEIVING bleep
CNN. USA CUNTS
ITV. GB CUNTS
Shola mingeshite. LYING RASCIST GOBSHIT MINGED bleep WITH A FALSE DOCTORATE OUT OF A CHRISTMAS CRACKER, A BIG bleeping GOB & AN EVEN BIGGER GASH.
Owen prat. SMALL bleep
Omid bleep-features. UGLY SINGLE NO-HOPER CRAYOLA'D, BITTER LONELY bleep WHO CANT GET LAID
Chis tit. ITV ENABLED bleep
Miserable Harrison. STUPID-LOOKING MYOPIC bleep
Shaun Robinson. A bleep
Stephen Colbert. ANOTHER bleep
Liz Jones. UGLY DRUNKEN NONSENSICAL OLD SOAK OF A bleep WHO CANT WRITE.
Paul burrell. DIANAS bleep WHO NEVER SHUTS HIS bleeping GOB
Blake lively. A bleep
Bouzey. PRIZE bleep
Myra. SEE ABOVE-A bleep
James Barr. bleep
Shane reaction bleep
House in habit. bleep
Denise welch. DRUNKEN bleep
Charlene white. ENABLED MORONIC bleep
Bill maher. bleep
Marlene fugazi. GREAT-ARSED LYING GATECRASHER OF A RACIAL ' CAUGHT-OUT' bleep.
Tessa Dunlop. RUBBERY bleep
Sheryl crow. NASALLY-VOICED bleep
Giles coren. A PRIZE BOZZ-EYED bleep WHO SPREADS LIES
Gary Janetti. bleep
Sarah vine. ANOTHER bleep
Anna pasternack STUPIDLY-NAMED bleep.
James corden GREAT FAT-ARSED UNTALENTED bleep WITH A BOAT ON IT YOUD NEVER TIRE OF PUNCHING.
Carolyn McCall. ITV ENABLING PROTECTING SEX-PEST bleep
Leanor. FALSE ONLINE bleep
Piers Morgan GOBSHITE - BUT IS STILL SPLITTING TATTLERS OPINIONS bleep
Baroness Bruck ANOTHER FALSE ONLINE bleep NOT 100 YARDS FROM MONTESHITO.....
Kim kardashian GREAT SLIT-ARSED SIMPLETON bleep
Jenny afia. DODGY BRIEF ENABLING bleep
BBC. ALL CUNTS.
James OBrien ENTITLED TALENTLESS bleep
Andy Cohen GORMLESS TURKEY-TEEFED bleep
Princess Eugienie HORSE-FACED bleep
Penguin / Random house WOKE 2-BIT PRINTING-PRESS CUNTS
Better Up. BEGGY MONEY - TROUSERING LAUNDERING CUNTS
Ashley cole. LYING, CHEATING, BLAMEWORTHY bleep
Oprah winfrey. FAT OLD BAG ENABLING bleep
Ellie hall. bleep
Lord Dannett SILLY OLD bleep
Ellen Degeneres. ODD-LOOKING bleep
Abigail Spencer. A bleep
Beyoncé HAS-BEEN WARBLING bleep
Melissa McCarthy. bleep
Sophie Trudeau GRIM-BOATED bleep
Jameela Jamil SOME OLD bleep
Jessica Mulroney bleep
Markus RAG-PUBLISHING bleep
Lemon & jam recievers ALL CUNTS



List correct as of the 17th of April 2024

 

[Thalia]

No I'm not

** I have met the hazbo in my old professional capacity. Didnt bleeping like him back then , and certainly dont now. Nor her.

I miss a few pages sometimes, I must have missed your posts Duee xx

I shall immediately add those cunts to the list

BIB - my condolences

 

[DanDanTheIceCreamMan]

She is SO clueless. No-one in London would be wearing wellies of any brand when it’s bone dry. I am trying to formulate a way of expressing my incredulity at her stupidity and her assumptions as to the British people but………nope, I’m done

Reasons why british people wear wellies:

1. They are in a field

2. They are on an allotment

3. They've gone fishing

4. It's proper snowed

5. There's a flood

Thats it, there's no other reasons.

 

[KatLit]

Reasons why british people wear wellies:

1. They are in a field

2. They are on an allotment

3. They've gone fishing

4. It's proper snowed

5. There's a flood

Thats it, there's no other reasons.

6. Occasional kinky sex

 

[VC10]

Reasons why british people wear wellies:

1. They are in a field

2. They are on an allotment

3. They've gone fishing

4. It's proper snowed

5. There's a flood

Thats it, there's no other reasons.

They wear them in Waitrose. Usually green ones

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Updated Tattle bleep List

Meghan. UTTER BUCKET-MINGED bleeping OLD MATTRESS bleep
Harry. UTTER UNLIKEABLE , TINY- BROKEN COCKED DELUDED bleep
Doria. OLD JAILBIRD DUPLICIOUS FRIGHTENING BOAT-RACED THEIVING bleep
CNN. USA CUNTS
ITV. GB CUNTS
Shola mingeshite. LYING RASCIST GOBSHIT MINGED bleep WITH A FALSE DOCTORATE OUT OF A CHRISTMAS CRACKER, A BIG bleeping GOB & AN EVEN BIGGER GASH.
Owen prat. SMALL bleep
Omid bleep-features. UGLY SINGLE NO-HOPER CRAYOLA'D, BITTER LONELY bleep WHO CANT GET LAID
Chis tit. ITV ENABLED bleep
Miserable Harrison. STUPID-LOOKING MYOPIC bleep
Shaun Robinson. A bleep
Stephen Colbert. ANOTHER bleep
Liz Jones. UGLY DRUNKEN NONSENSICAL OLD SOAK OF A bleep WHO CANT WRITE.
Paul burrell. DIANAS bleep WHO NEVER SHUTS HIS bleeping GOB
Blake lively. A bleep
Bouzey. PRIZE bleep
Myra. SEE ABOVE-A bleep
James Barr. bleep
Shane reaction bleep
House in habit. bleep
Denise welch. DRUNKEN bleep
Charlene white. ENABLED MORONIC bleep
Bill maher. bleep
Marlene fugazi. GREAT-ARSED LYING GATECRASHER OF A RACIAL ' CAUGHT-OUT' bleep.
Tessa Dunlop. RUBBERY bleep
Sheryl crow. NASALLY-VOICED bleep
Giles coren. A PRIZE BOZZ-EYED bleep WHO SPREADS LIES
Gary Janetti. bleep
Sarah vine. ANOTHER bleep
Anna pasternack STUPIDLY-NAMED bleep.
James corden GREAT FAT-ARSED UNTALENTED bleep WITH A BOAT ON IT YOUD NEVER TIRE OF PUNCHING.
Carolyn McCall. ITV ENABLING PROTECTING SEX-PEST bleep
Leanor. FALSE ONLINE bleep
Piers Morgan GOBSHITE - BUT IS STILL SPLITTING TATTLERS OPINIONS bleep
Baroness Bruck ANOTHER FALSE ONLINE bleep NOT 100 YARDS FROM MONTESHITO.....
Kim kardashian GREAT SLIT-ARSED SIMPLETON bleep
Jenny afia. DODGY BRIEF ENABLING bleep
BBC. ALL CUNTS.
James OBrien ENTITLED TALENTLESS bleep
Andy Cohen GORMLESS TURKEY-TEEFED bleep
Princess Eugienie HORSE-FACED bleep
Penguin / Random house WOKE 2-BIT PRINTING-PRESS CUNTS
Better Up. BEGGY MONEY - TROUSERING LAUNDERING CUNTS
Ashley cole. LYING, CHEATING, BLAMEWORTHY bleep
Oprah winfrey. FAT OLD BAG ENABLING bleep
Ellie hall. bleep
Lord Dannett SILLY OLD bleep
Ellen Degeneres. ODD-LOOKING bleep
Abigail Spencer. A bleep
Beyoncé HAS-BEEN WARBLING bleep
Melissa McCarthy. bleep
Sophie Trudeau GRIM-BOATED bleep
Jameela Jamil SOME OLD bleep
Jessica Mulroney bleep
Markus RAG-PUBLISHING bleep
Lemon & jam recievers ALL CUNTS



List correct as of the 17th of April 2024

I have been delighted to see Denise Welch on your lists.

I had the misfortune to see her in action being a bleep many years ago in a shoe shop, treating some little Saturday girl like muck.

I didn't think much of her before, and absolutely loathed her after that.

 

[wibble]

Reasons why british people wear wellies:

1. They are in a field

2. They are on an allotment

3. They've gone fishing

4. It's proper snowed

5. There's a flood

Thats it, there's no other reasons.

For chasing kids who play knock down ginger.

 

[PurvyPanda]

A big song and dance about Markle’s jam….








And of course… for his biggest fan - the Douchesss

https://youtu.be/jGwlKCj8xYw?si=wuMHytuwAYFRspOF

 

[DanDanTheIceCreamMan]

Oh and wellie wanging...

 

[wibble]

Black Magic with Avid Gardener



(not the chocolates)

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[Chita]

I actually agree with @Chita . I don't find the suggestion that Lady C has alluded to offensive. This is a card the Ho has in her back pocket to claim yet more victim status, to be used after her father's death. Unfortunately, the shenanigans of Tom. Jnr and to a lesser extent Samantha, have seemed to show that the siblings are nutters, and that would be brought up as validation.

I think that the letter sent to her father was probably vile, and this was to perpetuate the lies she told Harry. Otherwise, why hate someone he's never even met? She's beyond a liar, she's a disgusting human being. Tom. Sr. should, in my opinion, definitely be given a chance to refute the Ho's version of (imaginary)events.

Exactly.
Head them off at the pass.

Controversial, I know, but WTF - he should use the info Lady C has made public and use it against Meghan to take the poisoin out of the sting when she claims it after his death.

And a Lady C interview could also incorporate narcissist behaviour. The [as yet] un made claims from Meghan can be shown as just another typical trick from a narcissist's arsenal, which is what I am sure they are.

That man adores Meghan. He needs to wake up and smell the coffee [he made.]
He created a monster.
The monster has already turned on him, which is bad enough, but it can get so much worse.

He could dilute that little vial of poison she's holding ready to release after his death.

 

[wibble]

Oh and wellie wanging...

I think you have solved the mystery.
She'd been welly wanging on Kensington Church Street.

Its a very popular spot for it.

 

[Chita]

Is it my imagination or does that jar of . . . whatever . . . look desperate to escape?

You can see the lemons don't feel comfortable with the pantomime they've been dragged into either. Probably thinking about getting themselves another agent. Meryl Streep didn't put them through all of this angst in Julie and Julia.

hee hee heres another I prepared earlier.............
Escaping lemons.

 

[Allflightscancelled]

Reasons why british people wear wellies:

1. They are in a field

2. They are on an allotment

3. They've gone fishing

4. It's proper snowed

5. There's a flood

Thats it, there's no other reasons.

6. Sheep shagging
ETA I’ve lost count now but I think this might be about number 9

 

[Chita]

Reasons why british people wear wellies:

1. They are in a field

2. They are on an allotment

3. They've gone fishing

4. It's proper snowed

5. There's a flood

Thats it, there's no other reasons.

jetspraying the patio slabs [ cos the crap splats all over the place including ones tootsies.

 

[wibble]

Exactly.
Head them off at the pass.

Controversial, I know, but WTF - he should use the info Lady C has made public and use it against Meghan to take the poisoin out of the sting when she claims it after his death.

And a Lady C interview could also incorporate narcissist behaviour. The [as yet] un made claims from Meghan can be shown as just another typical trick from a narcissist's arsenal, which is what I am sure they are.

That man adores Meghan. He needs to wake up and smell the coffee [he made.]
He created a monster.
The monster has already turned on him, which is bad enough, but it can get so much worse.

He could dilute that little vial of poison she's holding ready to release after his death.

It's the same as when Lady C announced the Queen's death.

Had she not done it, il Duce and the Plastictwat would have made it all about them.
As it was Harry turned up late and delayed the official announcement on the news.

 

[Chita]

at Farmer's markets in the UK, you have to print your address on each food product you sell - so people who want to sue you know where you live.
If she complied with that little rule, we'd know if she was in the 16 lavatory mansion or not.

 

[Amiyaya]

Updated Tattle bleep List

Meghan. UTTER BUCKET-MINGED bleeping OLD MATTRESS bleep
Harry. UTTER UNLIKEABLE , TINY- BROKEN COCKED DELUDED bleep
Doria. OLD JAILBIRD DUPLICIOUS FRIGHTENING BOAT-RACED THEIVING bleep
CNN. USA CUNTS
ITV. GB CUNTS
Shola mingeshite. LYING RASCIST GOBSHIT MINGED bleep WITH A FALSE DOCTORATE OUT OF A CHRISTMAS CRACKER, A BIG bleeping GOB & AN EVEN BIGGER GASH.
Owen prat. SMALL bleep
Omid bleep-features. UGLY SINGLE NO-HOPER CRAYOLA'D, BITTER LONELY bleep WHO CANT GET LAID
Chis tit. ITV ENABLED bleep
Miserable Harrison. STUPID-LOOKING MYOPIC bleep
Shaun Robinson. A bleep
Stephen Colbert. ANOTHER bleep
Liz Jones. UGLY DRUNKEN NONSENSICAL OLD SOAK OF A bleep WHO CANT WRITE.
Paul burrell. DIANAS bleep WHO NEVER SHUTS HIS bleeping GOB
Blake lively. A bleep
Bouzey. PRIZE bleep
Myra. SEE ABOVE-A bleep
James Barr. bleep
Shane reaction bleep
House in habit. bleep
Denise welch. DRUNKEN bleep
Charlene white. ENABLED MORONIC bleep
Bill maher. bleep
Marlene fugazi. GREAT-ARSED LYING GATECRASHER OF A RACIAL ' CAUGHT-OUT' bleep.
Tessa Dunlop. RUBBERY bleep
Sheryl crow. NASALLY-VOICED bleep
Giles coren. A PRIZE BOZZ-EYED bleep WHO SPREADS LIES
Gary Janetti. bleep
Sarah vine. ANOTHER bleep
Anna pasternack STUPIDLY-NAMED bleep.
James corden GREAT FAT-ARSED UNTALENTED bleep WITH A BOAT ON IT YOUD NEVER TIRE OF PUNCHING.
Carolyn McCall. ITV ENABLING PROTECTING SEX-PEST bleep
Leanor. FALSE ONLINE bleep
Piers Morgan GOBSHITE - BUT IS STILL SPLITTING TATTLERS OPINIONS bleep
Baroness Bruck ANOTHER FALSE ONLINE bleep NOT 100 YARDS FROM MONTESHITO.....
Kim kardashian GREAT SLIT-ARSED SIMPLETON bleep
Jenny afia. DODGY BRIEF ENABLING bleep
BBC. ALL CUNTS.
James OBrien ENTITLED TALENTLESS bleep
Andy Cohen GORMLESS TURKEY-TEEFED bleep
Princess Eugienie HORSE-FACED bleep
Penguin / Random house WOKE 2-BIT PRINTING-PRESS CUNTS
Better Up. BEGGY MONEY - TROUSERING LAUNDERING CUNTS
Ashley cole. LYING, CHEATING, BLAMEWORTHY bleep
Oprah winfrey. FAT OLD BAG ENABLING bleep
Ellie hall. bleep
Lord Dannett SILLY OLD bleep
Ellen Degeneres. ODD-LOOKING bleep
Abigail Spencer. A bleep
Beyoncé HAS-BEEN WARBLING bleep
Melissa McCarthy. bleep
Sophie Trudeau GRIM-BOATED bleep
Jameela Jamil SOME OLD bleep
Jessica Mulroney bleep
Markus RAG-PUBLISHING bleep
Lemon & jam recievers ALL CUNTS



List correct as of the 17th of April 2024

Micheal Bubble - toadying bleep

 

[DanDanTheIceCreamMan]

at Farmer's markets in the UK, you have to print your address on each food product you send - so people who want to sue you know where you live.
If she complied with that little rule, we'd know if she was in the 16 lavatory mansion or not.

Even at PTA events etc, you have to provide an allergens list for every single cake. I reckon the ingredients list is on the bottom (of her not home made jam)