Harry & Meghan #435 Dark side of the moonbump

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I don’t think it was a prediction. She seems to take her queues from animated movies and cartoons (Little Mermaid). Plus it was it that quip about not being allowed to use the word ‘royal’ that she intended to create brand with merchandise.

Honestly the tackiness of this whole debacle just goes on and on. Where will it end? Hopefully in vat of rancid tart lava hot jam.
FRYING TONIGHT....

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Maybe there's only one jar that's been re-labelled with different numbers between photoshoots 🤔😆
You know what you could be on to something here plus the bowl looks exactly the same in both Tracy and Kelly's Instagram posts.
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Ffs is nothing she does not a lie … have some authenticity you stupid Concorde nosed twit!
 
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I think these photos were all supposed to drop at once, as a pre posted first post and it hasn’t happened because this makes it look even weaker as a launch - one jar of jam every few hours?? That’s certainly not going to ‘break the internet’ 🤦‍♀️
 
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Apparently, the ho claims there are 50 of these baskets sent out to her "friends"

At the rate they are coming out, we have at least another 30 or so days of her friends thanking her for what purports to be homemade jam.

Ugh - perish the thought! 🤦‍♀️😱
 
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Wouldn't surprise me. They obviously have an accountant advisor in the USA.....perhaps some sort of loss tax to claim against/ offset something else.....
they love "conserving" money! ( see what I did there????😀
 
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bleeping jam-jars 😆😆😆😆😆

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They really are the gift that keeps giving.


A bleeping laughing-stock , around the World 😃😃😃
 
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I actually agree with @Chita . I don't find the suggestion that Lady C has alluded to offensive. This is a card the Ho has in her back pocket to claim yet more victim status, to be used after her father's death. Unfortunately, the shenanigans of Tom. Jnr and to a lesser extent Samantha, have seemed to show that the siblings are nutters, and that would be brought up as validation.

I think that the letter sent to her father was probably vile, and this was to perpetuate the lies she told Harry. Otherwise, why hate someone he's never even met? She's beyond a liar, she's a disgusting human being. Tom. Sr. should, in my opinion, definitely be given a chance to refute the Ho's version of (imaginary)events.
 
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Updated Tattle bleep List ; 16th of April 2024.


Meghan. UTTER BUCKET-MINGED bleeping MATTRESS OF A LYING BUCK-TOOTHED OLD bleep
Harry. UTTER UNLIKEABLE DELUDED ORANGE, TINY BROKEN COCKED bleep
Doria. OLD JAILBIRD DUPLICIOUS FRIGHTENING BOAT-RACED THEIVING bleep.
CNN. USA CUNTS
ITV. GB CUNTS
Shola mingeshite. LYING RASCIST GOBSHIT - WITH A FALSE DOCTORATE OUT OF A bleeping CHRISTMAS CRACKER - HAS A BIG bleeping GOB & AN EVEN BIGGER MINGED FACED bleep.
Owen prat. SMALL bleep
Omid bleep-features. UGLY SINGLE NO-HOPER CRAYOLA'D, BITTER LONELY bleep WHO CANT GET LAID
Chis tit. ITV ENABLED bleep
Miserable Harrison. STUPID-LOOKING MYOPIC bleep
Shaun Robinson. A bleep
Stephen Colbert. ANOTHER bleep
Liz Jones. UGLY DRUNKEN NONSENSICAL OLD SOAK OF A bleep
Paul burrell. DIANAS BIG-GOBBED bleep
Blake lively. A bleep
Bouzey. PRIZE bleep
Myra. SEE ABOVE-A bleep
James Barr. bleep
Shane reaction bleep
House in habit. bleep
Denise welch. DRUNKEN bleep
Charlene white. ENABLED MORONIC bleep
Bill maher. bleep
Marlene fugazi. GREAT-ARSED LYING GATECRASHER OF A RACIAL ' CAUGHT-OUT' bleep.
Tessa Dunlop. RUBBERY bleep
Sheryl crow. NASALLY-VOICED bleep
Giles coren. A PRIZE BOZZ-EYED bleep WHO SPREADS LIES AND WHO WANTS TO SHAG HIS NEIGHBOURS TEENAGE SON THEN KILL HIM.
Gary Janetti. bleep
Sarah vine. ANOTHER bleep
Anna pasternack STUPIDLY-NAMED bleep.
James corden GREAT FAT-ARSED UNTALENTED twit WITH A BOAT ON IT YOUD NEVER TIRE OF PUNCHING bleep.
Carolyn McCall. ITV ENABLING PROTECTING SEX-PEST bleep
Leanor. FALSE ONLINE bleep
Piers Morgan GOBSHITE - BUT IS STILL SPLITTING TATTLERS OPINIONS bleep
Baroness Bruck ANOTHER FALSE ONLINE bleep NOT 100 YARDS FROM MONTESHITO.....
Kim kardashian GREAT FAT-ARSED SIMPLETON bleep
Jenny afia. DODGY BRIEF ENABLING bleep
BBC. ALL CUNTS.
James OBrien ENTITLED TALENTLESS bleep
Andy Cohen GORMLESS TURKEY-TEEFED bleep
Princess Eugienie HORSE-FACED bleep
Penguin / Random house WOKE 2-BIT PRINTING-PRESS CUNTS
Better Up. BEGGY MONEY - TROUSERING LAUNDERING CUNTS
Ashley cole. LYING, CHEATING bleep
Sophie Trudeau bleep
Oprah winfrey. FAT OLD BAG ENABLING bleep
Ellie hall. bleep
Lord Dannett SILLY OLD bleep
Still missing Jessica Mulroney and Markus, the cunts with useful connections to other cunts that brought together Smegma and Sparrold 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ (it’s like 3rd time I suggested them, aren’t you by any chance Jessica, her ex bestie?)
 
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Still missing Jessica Mulroney and Markus, the cunts with useful connections to other cunts that brought together Smegma and Sparrold 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ (it’s like 3rd time I suggested them, aren’t you by any chance Jessica, her ex bestie?)
No I'm not 😆😆😃

** I have met the hazbo in my old professional capacity. Didnt bleeping like him back then , and certainly dont now. Nor her.

I miss a few pages sometimes, I must have missed your posts Duee xx

I shall immediately add those cunts to the list 😎😎
 
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You know what you could be on to something here plus the bowl looks exactly the same in both Tracy and Kelly's Instagram posts.
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Is it my imagination or does that jar of . . . whatever . . . look desperate to escape?

You can see the lemons don't feel comfortable with the pantomime they've been dragged into either. Probably thinking about getting themselves another agent. Meryl Streep didn't put them through all of this angst in Julie and Julia.
 
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