With your funny names for customers in mind @Mothballs I’d walk up to Harold; whisper a name in his ear just so I could hear him yell-out all pissed off:So Harold wants to know the name of the person who is preventing him getting all his special security. I didn’t think he could be more pathetic but here we are.
They should send him some funny names like Sandy Bottom or Hedda Cabbage I worked in retail and we used to do this to the difficult customers.
“Amanda Hugnkiss! I want Amanda Hugnkiss NOW!”