Is that a meal in an indoor/underground car park? Could be her nirvana, merching in a restaurant and a garage simultaneously.
(I just looked at the ductwork and girders)
Happy New Year to everyone.
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(I just looked at the ductwork and girders)
Happy New Year to everyone.
Is he playing with his todger? Or doing a Michael Jackson impersonation?
Is the list of names being released today or is it tomorrow?
oh and Smeg looks like a
Ew! Why is it scratching it’s smooth parts?!!
Is he playing with his todger? Or doing a Michael Jackson impersonation?
Is the list of names being released today or is it tomorrow?
oh and Smeg looks like aSmegfridge because she has no waist. So no matter how skinny she gets, she’ll always look wide from certain angles. She could dress to disguise this, but she sees herself as being as tall and willowy as Catherine is.
We think tomorrow because today is a holiday.
The named have had a couple of weeks to appeal against their names being revealed.
I'm in the VIP room in cheesy poof coma...........
it's actually supposed to look like that (I remember seeing the designer photo at the time).
You can also get it in
source: https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/p...e=1&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=BGAF__LTK
Can anyone else see the face in her dress? There's a bit of fabric jutting out under her ..bust(?) (she barely has one .. the original Flatpack
) that looks like a nose, then a sad 'mouth' underneath it. If you look from a distance you can see a face. The knee faces have company. We need The Doctor - Slitheen on the loose!
I agree with this 100%. Especially after Megxit the BRF has been looking like a family out of one of our crazy daily soaps
And Smegs resembles my narc uncle's narc and greedy wife We're all related!
No hangover, barely registered the alcohol. I've been freezing! Even my trusty hot water bottle didn't help much last night. Tried having sugary/fatty stuff then played with the Pup to burn it all off and generate some heat, but no luck. Snuggling him helped but he's mostly in a bitey mood today so that's not an option
Power was out for a few hours today so it was all dark (to conserve the inverter charge). Weather apps and the met department kept promising at least a partial sun, but nope, no chance at all! Single digit maximum temperature my side. "Winter will be warm this year", they'd promised
Have to be back at work tomorrow. Couldn't get anything I wanted to do/prepare done. Thank God for work from home!
She’s getting her bid in early for the next pantomime season …..playing Little Red Riding Hood.
”My what big eyes you’ve got”
”All the better to see you coming, and run away in the opposite direction”
Thanks @Chita for starting the first thread of 2024 and recap and congrats to @Thalia for the great title.
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That's because it had sat on the Gruesomes' sofa and got some second-hand
Also some
I was watching The Last Leg last night and they played Haz reading the bit about his ‘oscillating’ todger, treating it with Elizabeth Arden cream and thinking about his mother while doing so.
The audience didn’t laugh just groaned and grimaced as did the presenters who made some uncomplimentary remarks about it …… everyone is so sick of him moaning he is now not even a joke.
She is a real dogface now and those buck teeth are awful,pity the poor fucker who gets a deep throat with those choppers.
She has gone from a reasonably attractive Woman to a haggard old ho.
Couldn't happen to a nicer person, bleep!!
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The have been disturbingly quiet over the holidays. Can’t decide if it’s because they are plotting or because they are terrified by the Epstein list being released.
Happy New Year for 2024 
Thanks for the thread, recap and title.
As I said in the last thread I stayed up to watch the fireworks. After they finished I watched a bit of Rage. I had a good giggle at the 80's bands with their long poodle perms and permed mullets.
Have the gruesomes read the Ranker poll saying they are the most disliked celebs and finally decided to be quiet for a while.
Although it's Catherine's birthday in a few days.
Happy New Year Tattlers! It's a case of new year, new job for me. Yes! I'm applying to become a bot. This is my audition piece:
MeghanMarkle is a Duchess of England born on 4/8/1981, which means her star sign is Crab. Her mom and dad loved her very much and her mom always called her Flour because she was a plain child.
She became successful actress in famous TV show and married Prince Harry. He has 40 years and is a groan man.
We think she has an interesting tail from her days as English Royalty, witch she is.
MeghanMarkle is known for wearing sexy clothes from Shein and Temu. Designers give her left-over clothes when they want to avoid waist.
MeghanMarkle is good mom to Prince Archie and Princess Lady Di. She is very wise and wants to make herself huge prophet.
We think in 2024 she will be President of America and marry Prince Andrew.
MeghanMarkle is a Duchess of England born on 4/8/1981, which means her star sign is Crab. Her mom and dad loved her very much and her mom always called her Flour because she was a plain child.
She became successful actress in famous TV show and married Prince Harry. He has 40 years and is a groan man.
We think she has an interesting tail from her days as English Royalty, witch she is.
MeghanMarkle is known for wearing sexy clothes from Shein and Temu. Designers give her left-over clothes when they want to avoid waist.
MeghanMarkle is good mom to Prince Archie and Princess Lady Di. She is very wise and wants to make herself huge prophet.
We think in 2024 she will be President of America and marry Prince Andrew.
This is amazing!!!!
It's her 'boudoir look'...the sheet corner is just turned down and the rest of it looks like a big pillow case. Talk about advertising her wares!!
You’re hired
Thanks for the new thread and title. 
Hollywood actor????
Looks more like a pink plastic bog brush.
Hollywood actor????
Looks more like a pink plastic bog brush.
Christ, if he was of any relevance whatsoever you could just stick him straight in Madame Tussauds. Absolute state of it!
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