Quoting my own post, but what's wrong with the laydeez on here? All those green, queasy, emojis! Do you seriously expect me to believe that if these 2 were eyeing you up in one of Guy Pelly's nighclubs, you wouldn't be straight over saying "Mine's a Lambrini with a whisky chaser."?
Fear not for my sanity good friend!@Scotch Mist have you had too much sun and sangria m'dear. Smegs is not, has never been, and will never become "a desirable woman". Shake yourself down and have a word with yourself.
anyone remember the Tupperware long plastic pickled onion grabber?????
Why would you use a pic of smeg collecting flowers at the Windsor walkabout for your banner on Twitter?! The people weren’t there for her!
I have one still! I inherited some super cool kitchen bits from my Nan - I’ve got a tongue press too! But yes a pickle fork and a little wheelie orange thing for making lattice pastry!
It looks cheap attending a function like that , and is about her level. She has NO IDEA.
I want one now!
It looks like she has her knickers in her handbag - well, we've all been there haven't we?
Love a good cherry stoner - very satisfying when the stone shoots out
That's him and he was very amusing
TBH, I wouldn't want to touch Harold's cheesy puffs
not even with @KatLit's long plastic pickled onion grabber ……” this is not what I ordered my love. You promised so much before we were wed but now you have got the ring on your finger …..”. He was silenced as she placed a claw like finger on his thin lips “Shush,” she said “I cannot do what you most desire as I am with child!” “Well strike me down with a feather, not a red one please, how did that happen as I thought I could only fire blanks?” he spluttered. “It must be a miracle, we are the chosen ones. Fetch me a beer and a packet of pork scratchings, I’m in the mood for celebrating!”
cherry de-stoners are great and I use child labour todo the de-stoning! Can also use it for olives. I’ve got a lettuce knife, a strawberry huller and a bean slicer too - I love a gadget!
Am I the only one who doesn't think Nacho's looks are all that?Quoting my own post, but what's wrong with the laydeez on here? All those green, queasy, emojis! Do you seriously expect me to believe that if these 2 were eyeing you up in one of Guy Pelly's nighclubs, you wouldn't be straight over saying "Mine's a Lambrini with a whisky chaser."?
We've all been there tooLove a good cherry stoner - very satisfying when the stone shoots out
“Bland boys, bland boys, what’cha gonna do?”
