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I'm with you on this, Harold doesn't really like women which is why he treats them so badly. He doesn't respect women at all and by all accounts has been pretty mean to almost his exs. He definitely swings both ways and has probably been in denial about it for years.
Is his Mrs the beard. ideal for her to blackmail him and the RF after all lots of it about in Hollyweird and I think he is a seedless jaffa hence the surrogates.
She was too old and diseased and he hasn't got the little swimmers required.
Definitely he is gay which accounts for some of his tit behaviour but, he is plain nasty either way.
Could also be one of the reason he is grumpy and scowley in her presence but much happier on his own? - when he is on his own he 'do'
.................Despite attempting all positions known to man, (and a few special ones of her own) it appeared that possibly Barolds swimmers were more landlubbers, and having to endure these shenanigans was giving the bride a rictus expression.
Sneakily, she visited Mrs. Needle of the Padding, who had a discreet shop near Blag
More cottage. A bump was made in various sizes to mimic pregnancy, (after all, the bride was no stranger to strap ons). Could this most daring of Royal frauds succeed? It would be easy to keep Barold from her bed, stating pregnancy, but could she hoodwink the rest of the world?....................
tbc
Agreed. The way he fan-boys around Nacho is sick-making
Once the Wales children reach adulthood they can be CoS though, canāt they? Hopefully Edward, Anne etc have a few years left in them and the Wales kids will be grown up before it becomes an issue. Also once William is king, Catherine becomes a CoS. Even if Harold is still a CoS then, Catherine, George, Charlotte and even Louis would take precedence and Harold would never be called upon. I agree he shouldnāt be in there at all and maybe William has plans to address that, but Harold will never, ever be allowed any power by William.
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Absolutely! Iāve always thought the whole blaming Anne thing was just misogyny. A kinder and frankly more likely reading of events was that Anne was trapped in the situation. Sheād seen her sister used and discarded, and despite what Henry believed, being a Royal mistress was not an honourable position. Telling Henry she just wasnāt interested would have been social suicide, not just for Anne but for her whole family. Itās highly unlikely she āwithheld her favoursā in order to get him to marry her - who in their right mind in the 1520s would imagine the king would divorce his royal born Spanish princess wife with powerful relatives in order to marry the daughter of a knight just because she wouldnāt sleep with him? With hindsight, the fact that he did exactly that makes it seem like a likely result, but at the time it really, really wasnāt. I could talk about this for hours! 
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Duke of Clarence, Duke of Windsor - let Harold keep Sussex. He's sullied the title now.
Whilst I do agree with what you say about the Wales family, leaving him in the CoS is still too ambiguous and leaves him open to being involved in decisions making for both the RF and the UK - that is just not acceptable to me and I feel very strongly as a UK resident, that we cannot have a person that does not live in the UK, has trashed not only the RF but the UK residents and the commonwealth being allowed to make decisions effecting us.
My only hope is that as soon as William gets on the throne Harold is cut off and cast aside immediately.
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They always do the crossed arms thing, mirroring I think it's called...
I can see her now, standing in the queue for a Mr Softee 99. Lili sick down the front of her tee-shirt and shrieking because she's tired and hungry, Archie whining and pulling at her flamingo shorts and hitting her with his plastic spade, in a right strop because he has sunburn, sand up the crack of her f*nny, trying to get to her purse out while not dropping a castle-shaped bucket full of shells . . .of course she is - she's such a regular mom
I saw in one of the Daily Fail notices, that Rita Ora is going to be singing at the Invictus Games ..well probably doing it for the veterans, but no doubt she'll be being paid and I bet she doesn't come cheap and also to get on the NF programme.
Also, just noticed that Harold was wearing an ear piece when doing the Japanese chat show, so all his answers were being fed down his lug holes which proves again he's as thick as two short planks.
Rita Ora is one of the mentors/singing coaches on The Voice Aus.
The other overseas mentor is Jason Derulo.
Two locals Jessica Mauboy and Guy Sebastian.
I don't watch it so no clue on how they are.
Women had no power in Tudor times and the King could do whatever he liked.Once the Wales children reach adulthood they can be CoS though, canāt they? Hopefully Edward, Anne etc have a few years left in them and the Wales kids will be grown up before it becomes an issue. Also once William is king, Catherine becomes a CoS. Even if Harold is still a CoS then, Catherine, George, Charlotte and even Louis would take precedence and Harold would never be called upon. I agree he shouldnāt be in there at all and maybe William has plans to address that, but Harold will never, ever be allowed any power by William.
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Absolutely! Iāve always thought the whole blaming Anne thing was just misogyny. A kinder and frankly more likely reading of events was that Anne was trapped in the situation. Sheād seen her sister used and discarded, and despite what Henry believed, being a Royal mistress was not an honourable position. Telling Henry she just wasnāt interested would have been social suicide, not just for Anne but for her whole family. Itās highly unlikely she āwithheld her favoursā in order to get him to marry her - who in their right mind in the 1520s would imagine the king would divorce his royal born Spanish princess wife with powerful relatives in order to marry the daughter of a knight just because she wouldnāt sleep with him? With hindsight, the fact that he did exactly that makes it seem like a likely result, but at the time it really, really wasnāt. I could talk about this for hours!
Anne probably thought that being married, rather than being a mistress, would offer her protection but the opposite happened. As a mistress she would have been discarded in time along with any illegitimate children when he moved on to the next woman. This would at least have saved her from being killed off at a young age. As you say she was in a very difficult position and couldn't win either way.
Back to the Harkles I believe that they are no longer a real couple and appearances together are all smoke and mirrors to keep their brand going. Hazno definitely looks happier with Nacho than he does with Smegs
He always looks more relaxed when he's not with her. There's definitely something going on and I believe their relationship is a front. Hazno will not want to admit that he married the wrong person even though he likely realises that now. I wouldn't mind betting both of them are playing away with other people.
Smegz recent weight loss points to her repositioning herself as a desirable women now back on the market.
I miss getting the Lakeland brochures, my late mom used to look forward to them and we could spend an afternoon buying freezer bags and new potato peelersI think my adaptation will be better (I'm working on it now), Meet Me at the Lakeland .... a tragic romance about two star-crossed lovers who meet in the bakeware section at Lakeland in Norwich.
Happy days lol
Ha!
The tattle ads have come up with a gem today MINGA Clothing line London! - London , Peckham and Montheshitshow
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Surely a UK company would know the connotations of Minger?!!
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Surely a UK company would know the connotations of Minger?!!
I tried to stop myself from going into the wiki because I knew I would spend hours in there
remembering the threads that the pictures relate to. Anyway, I gave in, and I know we said it at the time but Harry never looks this relaxed and happy with Meghan, imo.
Rather unsettling that Hasno appears to be trying to hold Nachoās hand in thisI tried to stop myself from going into the wiki because I knew I would spend hours in there
Anyway, I gave in, and I know we said it at the time but Harry never looks this relaxed and happy with Meghan, imo.
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We had a gay man here on Tattle a little while ago can't remember his name but haven't seen him for a while, would be good to know what he thinks or any other gay Tattler on here who can give an opinion.
They make such a happy,loved up couple!!
Barrold wandered over to Billiamās house to tell him about his new love. And also to get something to eat. However when he went to the fridge it was locked, as was the cupboard with the biscuit tin.
Itās the wifeās idea said Billiam. She, er, Iām, well..she was fed up with people eating all the food and then she had to go shopping again.
Who was stealing the food asked Barrold, looking in the bin for left over pizza.
Umā¦me..replied Billiam
Why did you say that with your fingers crossed asked Barrold.
Billiam thought for a moment and then replied Itās a therapy thing. Stops me thinking about food.
Barrold shrugged. I am very hungry so shall go back to my teeny tiny cottage. My new love has promised me roast chickenā¦
Itās the wifeās idea said Billiam. She, er, Iām, well..she was fed up with people eating all the food and then she had to go shopping again.
Who was stealing the food asked Barrold, looking in the bin for left over pizza.
Umā¦me..replied Billiam
Why did you say that with your fingers crossed asked Barrold.
Billiam thought for a moment and then replied Itās a therapy thing. Stops me thinking about food.
Barrold shrugged. I am very hungry so shall go back to my teeny tiny cottage. My new love has promised me roast chickenā¦
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