Thanks to @Amiyaya for the brilliant title!
After the PR and clap back blitz of last week, some one must have physically restrained Smeg, because we only got one article where she educates us unwashed peasants that her zebra crossing dress is in fact a sweet nod to the Barbie film, which she actually went and watched on her BD with Portia Rossi and her sleb friends.
Speaking of sleb friends, no one wished her Happy Birthday, except Ellen, on her FB page (wait, FB is still a thing?)
More details came up from a published snippet from Tom Bower's upcoming book on David Beckham, and BOY there are juicy:
- Smeg ingratiated herself with David and Posh, she used their home in California for free, she used Posh's make up and hair stylist, then accused Posh of leaking stories.
- At the wedding, D&P found out they were not invited to the night party, however, David was asked by Sparry to join him in Oz for the Invictus.
- Once there, David was ghosted. Reasons given is that Roachel didn't want Posh to outshine her (witch, you are outshined by dry dog turds on the regular, what you talking about?).
- Last straw, Roachel pressured Posh to give her freebies, which she accepted reluctantly, even if her business was having trouble. Needles to say, Posh got markled.
Article came out about Whinge and Minge having bought the rights to some romance novel to produce for NF. Much emphasis about the similarities with their lives: someone's mom dies in a car accident, and some one went to Toronto that one time. yep. definitely. that book is SOOOOOO about them.
Just out, and related to the post above: Roachel is accused of crossing the picket line, as if she can make herself more despised and hated in Hollywood.
Hollywood agents advice their clients not to mix up with the duo; Travolta, the latest A-Lister linked to them as BFF, came out and declared he only mingled with them briefly at a "Spare" launch party back in January.
Better Up is going tits up: they are firing some 100 employees; reports coming out that they are not happy about their spare CHIMPO, because the company gets dragged in the tabloids every time Smeg and Dumbass are in the news (which is every day, and twice on Sunday).
Sparry released a puff piece that he's taking Aldi to Africa, to make up for his missing King Charles II's (sic!) Coronation (did he have one tho? wasn't he warring with Oliver Cromwell?).
Lots of memes and funny titles were shared. we played a game of "what Spice girl name would fit Smeg"; some of the many funny answers: Bitter Spice, Wannabe Spice, Scrubber Spice, Whinger Spice, Old Spice, Faux Spice, No Spice, Spite Girl, Fecken Grifting Penis Ladder Lovin' Spice, Krusty Spice, Bitter Spice, Vacant Spice, Spare-y Spice, Toxic Spice etc.
Old Thread:
If i missed anything, please add to the recap
After the PR and clap back blitz of last week, some one must have physically restrained Smeg, because we only got one article where she educates us unwashed peasants that her zebra crossing dress is in fact a sweet nod to the Barbie film, which she actually went and watched on her BD with Portia Rossi and her sleb friends.
Speaking of sleb friends, no one wished her Happy Birthday, except Ellen, on her FB page (wait, FB is still a thing?)
More details came up from a published snippet from Tom Bower's upcoming book on David Beckham, and BOY there are juicy:
- Smeg ingratiated herself with David and Posh, she used their home in California for free, she used Posh's make up and hair stylist, then accused Posh of leaking stories.
- At the wedding, D&P found out they were not invited to the night party, however, David was asked by Sparry to join him in Oz for the Invictus.
- Once there, David was ghosted. Reasons given is that Roachel didn't want Posh to outshine her (witch, you are outshined by dry dog turds on the regular, what you talking about?).
- Last straw, Roachel pressured Posh to give her freebies, which she accepted reluctantly, even if her business was having trouble. Needles to say, Posh got markled.
Article came out about Whinge and Minge having bought the rights to some romance novel to produce for NF. Much emphasis about the similarities with their lives: someone's mom dies in a car accident, and some one went to Toronto that one time. yep. definitely. that book is SOOOOOO about them.
Just out, and related to the post above: Roachel is accused of crossing the picket line, as if she can make herself more despised and hated in Hollywood.
Hollywood agents advice their clients not to mix up with the duo; Travolta, the latest A-Lister linked to them as BFF, came out and declared he only mingled with them briefly at a "Spare" launch party back in January.
Better Up is going tits up: they are firing some 100 employees; reports coming out that they are not happy about their spare CHIMPO, because the company gets dragged in the tabloids every time Smeg and Dumbass are in the news (which is every day, and twice on Sunday).
Sparry released a puff piece that he's taking Aldi to Africa, to make up for his missing King Charles II's (sic!) Coronation (did he have one tho? wasn't he warring with Oliver Cromwell?).
Lots of memes and funny titles were shared. we played a game of "what Spice girl name would fit Smeg"; some of the many funny answers: Bitter Spice, Wannabe Spice, Scrubber Spice, Whinger Spice, Old Spice, Faux Spice, No Spice, Spite Girl, Fecken Grifting Penis Ladder Lovin' Spice, Krusty Spice, Bitter Spice, Vacant Spice, Spare-y Spice, Toxic Spice etc.
Old Thread:
Harry and Meghan #371 And the Emmy still doesn't go to.....
Thanks to @cjguk for the winning title! We've been under siege with puff pieces about the Smeg, many of them rehashes of old stories: - she curtsies so nice, but guuuuyse! the mean mean raycisssst trolls and media only focus on the NF fiasco. - she has new shiny friends who are hair dressers...
tattle.life
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