Quoting my own post, but what's wrong with the laydeez on here? All those green, queasy, emojis! Do you seriously expect me to believe that if these 2 were eyeing you up in one of Guy Pelly's nighclubs, you wouldn't be straight over saying "Mine's a Lambrini with a whisky chaser."?
Not even if they offered us a bag of cheesy puffs.