Harry & Meghan #353 No guns for hire for the ginger, ducking liar.

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Fatpiggy

Churchill's Ghost said:
Actually, it was egg YOLKS only…the fight was over the perceived speck of egg whites. Please keep up on Hollywood dining trends…low fat is soooo 2010s. All of the cool kids are Atkinson/keto
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It's not working for him then, is it, the Atkins, whinging his moobs off about egg whites. Still carrying some heft (not fat shaming, just divvent like the bloke ).xx
 
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ChipDex

Really glad to see you back @Cassandra333

Slightly O/T but interesting. A new Danish Royal baby who is great-nephew to the Queen, born to a US surrogate, and presumably getting a Prince title. Wonder if the baby will be eligible for their LoS?

 
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Mancunian

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God I cannot wait for Hazno's arsehole to be handed to him on a plate when he's on the stand.
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As it won't be live on TV in Amber/Johnny style, I want a full transcript read straight to camera by news reporters outside court afterwards. It's going to be spectacular !
 
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Ilovemusic

Al Pacino already has three adult children and his twins are only a few years younger than his girlfriend.
I've missed a few threads here too, was on hols then got detoured by the Schofield shenanigans.
 
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kev1974

I hope that Hazbeen and Megascam are paying attention to how badly the Mail are hammering Philth Scofield (and to a lesser extent Holly Sidekick too) day after day at the moment. This treatment is what's in store for H&M once they finally fuck up enough for the legal defences to collapse and the media floodgates open.
 
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DanDanTheIceCreamMan

I'm going to have to fess up....

I have a very tenuous link to Corden, It's a friend of a friend type thing... we don't discuss him.

even worse...

I've met Schofield, years ago at the Radio 1 roadshow. I actually queued to meet him. On the bright side, Trev and Simon were also there.

https://giphy.com/vX9WcCiWwUF7G
 
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VioletButterfly

YES, YES, AND YES. years back, David Letterman received blackmail threats, he had been having an affair with a staffer/staffers. We tuned in t. O the show like any other night, and we’re shocked. He put it all out there. Confessed his sins on national tv. he explained he went yo the fbi, they worked with him to uncover the guilty and being thfm to justice.
his relationship took a hit, it was sooooo messy. But boom, it. Was done. Not a cent was paid, the blackmailer was arrested and no one cared less that he behaved improperl. He said no, and walked away with his balls and bankbook intact. Maybe little old ladies who knew him growing up were shocked, but no one else gave a fuck. The next night the normal show was on, and Letterman had to work to fix him homelife, his reputation to the world was bolstered, he was the guy who exposed the expose.

whatever Rachel has on the RF should be treated the same way. Take away her power. Expose her.
morning Tattle family.
 
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I Should Know Better


Welcome back, @Cassandra333 xx
 
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ChastityDingle

And I think I read on here on earlier threads that they thought they were getting Frogmore House - apologies if already mentioned, I'm way behind and trying to catch up.

 
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PurpleReign

ChastityDingle said:
And I think I read on here on earlier threads that they thought they were getting Frogmore House - apologies if already mentioned, I'm way behind and trying to catch up.

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IIRC Sparry said this in his book, when he went to TLQ saying Nott cottage was too small she offered him Frogmore - he said great Frogmore house, TLQ said err no Frog cottage but would need doing up - Sparry then said that was perfect but obviously not to ILBW for long
 
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mrs.darcy

I am going to use "hiking in Transylvania" as my excuse to get out of the next thing I don't want to do.

Cannot wait to see 'arold in court. I just wish we televised proceedings.
 
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Toto

Still catching up but just reading the posts with pics of her awful dress choices. Another thing that amuses me is her 'choice' of hairdo. Okay she wears wigs, but I've seen loads of women of colour with fabulous hairdos, and you'd think that a wig would allow more scope for great hair. I think weaves etc must be quite high maintenance if they're to look good, and Smegs strikes me as someone who's rather slovenly.

Full disclosure before I go on: I have fine hair, a high hairline, and a baw-face. I can't get away with an up-do, a bun or a ponytail. This also makes me qualified to say "what the fuck does she see when she looks in a mirror?"!

Smegs clearly doesn't have a hairdresser, or if she has, they hate her. Or they're overruled if they suggest a hairdo that's flattering to the Smeggy visage.

I've never seen Smegs with nice hair. It's never styled or dressed, and never looks glossy or healthy. Hanging loose, it looks like layers of uneven clumps.

Her so-called 'messy' buns aren't styled to look messy. Instead there's a dull lump of something that looks like the contents of my Dyson at the back of her neck , and unruly ropes hanging at the front.

Her 'not-messy' buns are worse - like those at 1.The Lion King premiere and 2. With the red inverted nipple ball gown with back fat and tan lines. The hair is scraped back so unforgivingly over her high forehead that it looks as if it's been painted onto her scalp. This makes her face look round(er) and more ball-like.

Catherine's blessed with a hairline that's lower than Smeg's (or mine!), but when you look at pics of Catherine when she was a student, although her hair was long and reasonably thick, it's nothing special. Nowadays, her hair always looks fabulous because of the work of talented hairdressers.

Smegs probably looks at pictures of Catherine's hair and tries to copy it. Her self-belief / delusion is so off-the-scale that she must think her hair looks similarly lovely. She is a very, very strange woman.






Some of Catherine's updos >>>>>

 
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Tootlingalong

The big issue for both King Charles and Prince William is that being the head of the Church of England means they have to adopt a stand back style. We very often on here look at the monarchy and Church as the same but they are not. If they fight fire with fire it goes against the teachings of the Church and if they give in to H it is like allowing a naughty child to be more naughty. They are stuck right now and the right thing is to have communication only via aides.
I've said it before when dealing with narcs sometimes greying rocking is all you can do. He will tantrum all the way through his life now and will share hurtful things about his brother because he is spiteful and encouraged by Saucy Smeg
Even if they do divorce his victim hood has been so allowed now I'm not sure he will ever be a truly happy man and I think King Charles and Prince William know this.

Edit: I'm a tad behind it has been my friends 50th this weekend Then I shamefully went for a lurk on the Phil Scof tattle My mind was frazzled after reading one very quick moving thread. I think I need to just stay here slating H&M
 
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QuackenRevived

Has anyone mentioned trying Smidge? I’ve found it amazing. We live in north Cumbria near a beck so I was getting munched constantly until someone mentioned Smidge, which has been developed for the Scottish Midge. Deet free, gentle on the skin and I’ve not been bitten since I discovered it.
 
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Chita


If we are fessing up ..... I met Al Pacino in London in the 80s.
They say never meet your heroes.
He was friendly enough but he was SO SCRUFFY!
His trousers were all baggy, his feet were huge like a hobbits and the lining of his jacket was all torn and hanging from the hem.
 
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Tootlingalong

Of all the pictures they decided to use on Netflix the one of supposedly Archie naked in the bath is the absolute worse. For viewing by millions. Did they ask how he felt, ask his permission
 
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