Harry & Meghan #353 No guns for hire for the ginger, ducking liar.

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Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor arrived at 05:26 on May 6th 2019 at the Portland Hospital in London. By all accounts, it was a painless delivery, well packaged and surrounded by Styrofoam
 
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I usually just stick to this thread and I should probably continue. It's all so confusing!
The Schofield, Madeleine Mccann one and ours all feature people who are referred to as MM.
The current Schofield one has 'recollections may vary' in the title and the Madeleine one has a picture of the parents with the caption 'unwise but not illegal'.
 
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Do you think it’s occurred to either of the overseas 2 that KCIII doesn’t really have that long left, he’s in his mid-70s. Then POW is in charge and has full control of the sovereign grant as well as the Duchy of Cornwall and he is seething.

KCIII may want to protect Hazza but I don’t know if POW does right now or will anytime soon…
 
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Didn't Smeg have a reasonable bump before she left for the baby shower in the USA but from the photos that were in the media there didn't seem to be one.
Was there also photos of her drinking wine.

The date of Aldi's birth is in question as well.
We know nothing about Lidl's.

You can eat pies and get fillers for the weight gain for after the birth look.


If you remember back to when she wore that red suit on their first NY visit it looked like she had rubber around her legs then there was supposed to be the big weight lose reveal on stage in that mini white dress but all that anyone was talking about was how creased and that maybe the designer wouldn't be happy.
 
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Storytime!
(I promise this is on topic, wait for it.)

My dad is a pastor. He demonstrates the Christian values of long-suffering and patience when he listens to my daily Harry and Meghan rants and raves.
On a good day, he'll ask me if there's any H&M news. He'll laugh at them with me!

Today's sermon was on happiness and security through God.
He likes to open his sermons with an analogy, and guess what today's was?

He says, "Have you ever seen something who should be happy but isn't? Someone who has everything but isn't happy? It's like Prince Harry and Meghan. They have everything that they could dream of - and then get on Oprah and whine about how hard it is being a billionaire prince."
He rolled his eyes amid congregational laughter.

I was trying to be respectful, but thought I'd choke from the stifled laughter.

I love my dad.
 
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Apologies if this has already been posted - but does anyone know if this is genuine? Is that really her? I nearly opened my mouth in astonishment while watching it - surely even Smegs can't be THIS ridiculous?

Isn't this the fake polo championship win. The team didn't win the cup. Were they second.
I don't think this would have gone down well with the winning team or the polo association.
Maybe this is why H doesn't seem to be playing this year.
 
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Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor arrived at 05:26 on May 6th 2019 at the Portland Hospital in London. By all accounts, it was a painless delivery, well packaged and surrounded by Styrofoam
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Annabelle Lili comes home?


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Is that why we don't get to see her, because she's in the Warrens' basement?


Was just watching a 'haunted house' reel with a certain 'leader' appearing at the end, and then scrolling through gifs of Annabelle. I'm honestly spooked now
 
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I am in the US. There are such things as baptismal certificates. I have one from when I was baptised. It was in a protestant church. I assume each denomination has their own rules.
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Congratulations Ravjav on becoming a member.
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Apologies if this has already been posted - but does anyone know if this is genuine? Is that really her? I nearly opened my mouth in astonishment while watching it - surely even Smegs can't be THIS ridiculous?
Every time I see this, it brings on incontinence giggles!!!
 
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BIB I remember reading that The Queen organised that MM had to sign a pre nup on the wedding day, she was taken into an ante room in the church and told, no sign, no marriage, don't remember where I read this though.


No prenup was signed
 
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full method acting you say?? A large Marlon Brandi with the cotton wool cheeks???
 
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I believe the children exist. I firmly believe a surrogate was used - and why on earth not promote surrogacy and not be deceptive, lying little shits? Oh. . . Line of succession obviously. Dicks
IF H&M did use a surrogate and hid it, they lost a big opportunity to be seen as “modernising”, “progressive” and “authentic”.

If they truly wanted to be game-changers of the monarchy, surrogacy would have been a good topic to use to initiate some change. With DNA testing now considered standard, I don’t think there would be very many people who would object to a child genetically proven to carry H&M’s DNA being in the LoS, even if Meg didn’t actually gestate and birth the child.

In my opinion, the whole “of the body” thing needs re-interpreting to take account of scientific progress.
 
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this has already been tested in the courts with the Marquess and Marchioness of Bath and their second son, who was born via surrogate. The courts upheld the “of the body” standard and their younger son cannot inherit
 
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She has a talent to make all her clothes seem borrowed. Nothing looks good. EVER.
Dreadful. I’d forgotten how bad this appearance was. It’s not just the clothing, though I agree with you - nothing like a black Carmen Sandiego hat to complete that summery look - it’s the entitlement! Of course she should be in the middle. Lots of forced smiles from everyone but her. I’m vicariously embarrassed for the Harkles,
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Nice welcome from a VIP. I was so relieved when I moved out of “new member” status - was afraid everyone would think I was a sugar.
 
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Off Topic

David Koche has retired from the Sunrise show.

Also fecken Mark McGowan has retired as West Aus fecken Premier today. He is also vacating his seat in Rockingham.

What is going on today.
 
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Hazzno’s grandparents were in their 90’s and by his actions he clearly didnt clock that they were not long for this earth…how could he have any concept of KC3’s prospects in that regard? I just think the Harkle game would ramp up even more if POW were to suddenly become king.
 
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