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Great news everyone! I'm getting an award! 
I've been inspired by Duchess Meghan and I wasn't sure whether to go for The National Television Awards, Rear of the Year or an Olympic Gold Medal. However, I think they are a bit frivolous and I want to promote my brand as an intellectual, feminist and philanthropist. So I've decided on... the Nobel Prize for Peace - Yay!
I've sent the organisers £10 and am looking forward to the award ceremony. Just need to get a gold lamé tie for my bodyguard...
I've been inspired by Duchess Meghan and I wasn't sure whether to go for The National Television Awards, Rear of the Year or an Olympic Gold Medal. However, I think they are a bit frivolous and I want to promote my brand as an intellectual, feminist and philanthropist. So I've decided on... the Nobel Prize for Peace - Yay!
I've sent the organisers £10 and am looking forward to the award ceremony. Just need to get a gold lamé tie for my bodyguard...
Just seen this. Posted same joke, sorry. But great minds.xxI did, 3 days ago...
Chelsea Flower Show coverage update
Bruce Oldfield is currently talking to Monty about designing QC's coronation gown (so 45 mins into episode 4 if you want to see it on the Iplayer later on).
Bruce Oldfield is currently talking to Monty about designing QC's coronation gown (so 45 mins into episode 4 if you want to see it on the Iplayer later on).
"We're gonna need a bigger boat" (fred) if she actually goes to the Greasy Awards tonight... I'm crap at starting them, anyone else want to volunteer?
If you find yourself going a little drowsy,What time do we need to be alert for the car chase tonight?
just tell yourself “ HE’S NEARLY bleeping FORTY” and you’ll be wide awake ! Works a treat !
Indeed. However most ''slimmers down'' (the Monarchy)usually never give answers to ''how'' things should work.
Many are uterly confussed about the Scandi Model (seems to be some kind of a utopian Monarchy concept)
They forget the numbers.
Forget the British position (Empire/spheres of influence)and the advantages/dangers of it.
The reasons why the Queen implemented her relatives.
How it was before that.
The chipping away concept.
The facts that Charles isnt' George VI, Cams isn't QM, and Kate isn't a media mastermind like Diana was.
Well the reeks are rather ab-bleep-runt, catastrophically so. They don't seem to understand the correct usage of descriptors, perhaps they need to read more posts from Nuttynanaoh this settles it
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's Rep Slams "Abhorrent" Allegations About Car Chase Being a PR Stunt
Days after Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s team said were involved in a "near catastrophic" car chase with paparazzi, the couple's rep is responding to critics claiming the incident was a PR stunt.www.yahoo.com
You tooLove you @Pom Bear
xx it's lovely to see you again on here 
xx.Tonight's Pom pic
x...Meghan Markle is now trying to make a weight loss dvd called The Meghan Markle OMG workout.
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I can't believe they are having staff double down on their near death car cash 
(cash? I mean crash but suitable Freudian slip!)
And now this.......
(cash? I mean crash but suitable Freudian slip!)And now this.......
love it @pombearYou too
Tonight's Pom pic
Meghan Markle is now trying to make a weight loss dvd called The Meghan Markle OMG workout.
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Bow tie in gold lamé maybe, but not a tie.Great news everyone! I'm getting an award!
I've been inspired by Duchess Meghan and I wasn't sure whether to go for The National Television Awards, Rear of the Year or an Olympic Gold Medal. However, I think they are a bit frivolous and I want to promote my brand as an intellectual, feminist and philanthropist. So I've decided on... the Nobel Prize for Peace - Yay!
I've sent the organisers £10 and am looking forward to the award ceremony. Just need to get a gold lamé tie for my bodyguard...
The dress code.
Tom Bower and Megyn Kelly on Gb news, Dan Wootton, later
Has anyone ever heard of the Gracie awards before? Me neither.
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Beyonce needs to come out with “Meghan, who?”I can't believe they are having staff double down on their near death car cash
And now this.......
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I’m curious as to the thought processes behind that debacle. They knew where they were supposed to be, and deliberately flouted protocol. Did they believe if they ignored all the protocols it would be allowed to fly, and they would be allowed to have equal status with the then-Cambridges? Surely they didn’t believe that? Banana Leg’s body language in that footage was sooo provocative. Were they deliberately pissing everyone off, and if so what outcome we’re they hoping for?Agreed.
I was thinking about that earlier.
Did they just presume that things like that wouldn't change when they departed the UK and loftily declared that they would 'collaborate with the queen'
On a related note - I know there's loads of examples but one that sticks in my mind was where they waited at a doorway for the queen, C&C, W&K to arrive when H&M should actually have been already seated with the rest of the guests. Charles was visibly annoyed and told a staff member to move them on.
Just one example where Harry had to have known that they were going against protocol but did it anyway. H and M are as stupid as each other, imo.
The talk earlier was that H knew nothing about going in through the back door, hence his furious red face and Smegz smiling and,Doris nodded off
There’s some spare gold ties in the VIP lounge, left there by our scantily clad waiters after our last party. Borrow one of those if you like.Great news everyone! I'm getting an award!
I've been inspired by Duchess Meghan and I wasn't sure whether to go for The National Television Awards, Rear of the Year or an Olympic Gold Medal. However, I think they are a bit frivolous and I want to promote my brand as an intellectual, feminist and philanthropist. So I've decided on... the Nobel Prize for Peace - Yay!
I've sent the organisers £10 and am looking forward to the award ceremony. Just need to get a gold lamé tie for my bodyguard...
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