Harry & Meghan #348 The Quean of People's Hertz

[LadyMuck]

The Royal Rogue

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

But remember, you must describe her as ”The Duchess”. And if you could throw in an ad lib about how beautiful she is, we’ll give you a Starbucks gift card as a bonus.

From Luna?

 

[da1sycha1n]

Every thing she touches turns to shit. Bloody hilarious. She's not going to like it though, and I think she'll up the ante. As other Tattlers have mentioned, I think a pretendy-kidnapping will be next, or possibly a real or attempted OD.

Two things that made me laugh out loud and get to the toilet just in time (yes, dear Tattlers, I'm at that certain age when the urge to pee comes with very little notice) - both of them nicknames bestowed by Tattlers in the last few hours:

1. Rancid Bogie (Omid Scobie)

and

2. Durian (Doria). I've never tasted durian fruit, but I used to walk past a South East Asian supermarket when I worked in London, and I could smell the fruit from streets away....it was as if they'd dug up the drains! 21 Attempts to Describe the Taste of Durian, the World’s Smelliest Fruit (mentalfloss.com)


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Doria Ragland


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Durian Fruit and young fruit-let

Rancid Boagie

Every thing she touches turns to shit. Bloody hilarious. She's not going to like it though, and I think she'll up the ante. As other Tattlers have mentioned, I think a pretendy-kidnapping will be next, or possibly a real or attempted OD.

Two things that made me laugh out loud and get to the toilet just in time (yes, dear Tattlers, I'm at that certain age when the urge to pee comes with very little notice) - both of them nicknames bestowed by Tattlers in the last few hours:

1. Rancid Bogie (Omid Scobie)

and

2. Durian (Doria). I've never tasted durian fruit, but I used to walk past a South East Asian supermarket when I worked in London, and I could smell the fruit from streets away....it was as if they'd dug up the drains! 21 Attempts to Describe the Taste of Durian, the World’s Smelliest Fruit (mentalfloss.com)


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Doria Ragland


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Durian Fruit and young fruit-let

rancid bogie can't stop howling!

 

[mrs.darcy]

I think you're being harsh here. She lifted the spirits of all the rich men she's blown on the yachts and also inspire a new generation that you can fuck your way to the top

Your avatar

 

[ToodliePips]

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I WANT ONE!

 

[mee43]

They are way down the Daily Fail front page this morning ... guess that will be a big old Fail for them

The comments under the article about the alleged Diana-esque car chase seem to be hugely supportive of them though, surprisingly.

 

[Pardon my French]

#349 Harry & Megan: No invite to Cannes Film Festival, no other choice than creating their own NYC Lies Festival

 

[Ndrangheta]

I've Nicky Campbell Radio 5

Now why on earth would you do that? He should have stuck to Wheel of Fortune, it's about his level.

 

[CELESTE CROCKETT]

I love those shoes

Me TOO

 

[JAR21]

A Statement From The Photo Agency Regarding Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's Car Chase

From BACKGRID USA: "At BACKGRID USA Inc., we value transparency and ethics in journalism, which include providing fair and factual responses to claims. We are aware of Prince Harry's statement regarding an alleged "near catastrophic car chase" involving himself, Meghan Markle, and her mother, in New York City on Tuesday night."

"We want to clarify that we have received photos and videos of last night’s events from four freelance photographers, three of whom were in cars and one of whom was riding a bicycle. It is important to note that these photographers have a professional responsibility to cover newsworthy events and personalities, including public figures such as Prince Harry and Meghan Markle."

"According to the accounts given by these freelance contributors, they were covering the couple's stay in New York City, including the possibility of a dinner after an award ceremony. They had no intention of causing any distress or harm, as their only tool was their cameras. A few of the photos even show Meghan Markle smiling inside a cab.The photographers report that one of the four SUVs from Prince Harry's security escort was driving in a manner that could be perceived as reckless."

"The vehicle was seen blocking off streets, and in one video, it is shown being pulled over by the police. We understand that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's security detail had a job to do, and we respect their work."

"We do, however, want to point out that according to the photographers present, there were no near-collisions or near-crashes during this incident. The photographers have reported feeling that the couple was not in immediate danger at any point."

"At BACKGRID USA Inc., we do not condone any form of harassment or illegal activity. We are taking Prince Harry's allegations seriously and will be conducting a thorough investigation into the matter."

Have you got the link for this?

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

Harry & Meghan #349 Matt and Trey we need you today!

Writers strike is on, but perhaps when it’s over!

 

[Tootlingalong]

Greedy fucker and do think of the todger when eating it

Blimey, gonna have to settle for a butter pie now @Nuttynana

 

[Nuttynana]

No waist, no boobs

Common as shit and with a smelly rank, mackerel Minge that eclipses the Blackwell Tunnel.

 

[Amiyaya]

Because my dear Amiyaya, you're not trying to get IPP and paid for security, not are you desperate for column inches to outshine your racist, not racist, racist family.... Hope you enjoyed your sausage roll

My sausage roll was delish! That’s why mums go to Iceland!!!!

 

[toninottony]

I think they got this story out first to create sympathy and deflect from this being the main story:


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People Magazine saw footage of their driver being pulled over after he was observed swerving and almost hitting pedestrians.

That is why they got into the taxi, in my opinion.

So that it would be said that they were not in the car at the time.

This should be the main story.


Also, CNN is being fed info to say "we were scared for the public, not ourselves"

OJ Simpson

 

[coconochanel]

Harry & Meghan #349 paps are furious -Pinocchio dicks

 

[CELESTE CROCKETT]

Are they back in monteshitshow now??

 

[Hula flight]

Of course he did.
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That's DM's Richard Kay.
There's another one, I call it Diana in the bushes:
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Poor thing.

There are better ones of her and real paps cooperating.

Sorry,what am I looking at?

 

[mrs.darcy]

I think Princess Catherine's outfit today is the perfect antithesis to the sausage roll dress.

We all wore green for work today, bit of a challenge for me as I only have 1 summer camisole top with green palm leaves on and a green checked shirt.

I liked the colour of Catherine's dress but wasn't so keen on the style.

 

[Squittel]

I think Princess Catherine's outfit today is the perfect antithesis to the sausage roll dress.

I always think she looks painfully thin, very stylish lady but for her height she seems very very tiny.