Harry & Meghan #347 Unexpected moonbump in the blagging area?

[expatfancy]

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Feet of nightmares

 

[Anna2020]

 

[Cáca_Milis]

The dress suits her ......

...... Reptilian



Lizard has slightly better legs though

*Edited from "same legs too" to "lizard has slightly better legs ..." As I thought my original comment was FAR too harsh on a poor unassuming lizard

 

[Jaybob]

They can't just let Charlie have a nice Coronation, can they? Can't let Kate have any limelight either. You know how you avoid a "catastrophic" car chase? STOP THE CAR What's the worst that could happen? 3 photographers get some photos of some morons no one cares about

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

Harry & Meghan #348 - Everybody Hertz

little tribute to REM there...

 

[Chita]

He looks broken.
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Looks tearful.
However,
I bet the Queen, Prince Philip and Charles looked like that too when he and his wife trashed the Queen's 70 year reign and the Firm's life's work of duty and diplomacy.
I bet William looked more broken than that when he realised how much his brother hates him and how deep his jealousy runs.

 

[Lady_H]

It’s been a long old time since I lived in NYC but unless the city has somehow become larger and less congested it just isn’t geographically possible to have a near-catastrophic 2 hour car chase there. And in a city full of slebs, who would bother chasing these two around to pap them in the back of a car when they’ve just been photographed front and centre at an “awards” event? The whole thing feels very dated, I’d say a very 1997 vibe going on here

 

[laughing]

Out of respect for their privacy, I won't be reading the news article

 

[Anna2020]

 

[Kezzle1]

Why not just stop the car, why get involved in a chase if they were just paps? Whats the worst they can do? Take more pics of shit dress?

 

[Sibz]

Gold dress eh Meg?

What you ordered.

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What you got.

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Why does Meghan always look like a robot or alien pretending to be human? I don't think I've ever seen a single picture of her looking relaxed and genuine, she always looks so tense with a massive fake smile on her face

 

[MeInMidAmerica]

Harry really has become a very unattractive man.

 

[The Tipsy Titian]

Were they actually returning the two cars to the Hertz rental counter!?!?!?!!!

Sounded like a feisty question being shouted out, something like "Meghan, how does it feel to be the product of two broken families?" ? was it?

Yes

 

[Maleficent50]

I’d love for NYPD to come out and say we have no record of this.

I’d love NYPD to say recollections may vary

 

[MrsPiggleWiggle]

Fucking hell. I actually don't understand how she can go around dressed like that.

I know she always looks like a pillowcase filled with dog shit, but a lot of her fashion disasters could potentially suit someone else with the right frame and correct tailoring.

But this bubblewrap number is like a fancy dress outfit. She looks like fucking C-3PO.
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[LadyBee_Aus]

Known forever now as ‘The Hertz Dress’!

 

[DanDanTheIceCreamMan]

This is New York.

There is no way that nobody saw it...

*sits back and awaits phone footage of fuck all*

 

[Orphan_Black]

I'd be fuming if I was the designer, Meghan is a fashion serial killer. I would rather see it in a landfill than on her.

 

[Bobble22]

What a couple of absolute fuckers, if Harry knew about this it is an utter disgrace to his mothers memory. If I was William I’d be over there and break more than a fucking dog bowl. Vile utterly vile bastards.

 

[LadyMuck]

As another Tattler said, all the real A listers are at Cannes, and all the cameras and publicity.

Noone is interested in a 2 Bob tart in a car rental, wearing a shiny polyester dress