Harry & Meghan #347 Unexpected moonbump in the blagging area?

[Cáca_Milis]

The dress suits her ......

...... Reptilian



Lizard has slightly better legs though

*Edited from "same legs too" to "lizard has slightly better legs ..." As I thought my original comment was FAR too harsh on a poor unassuming lizard

 

[oogling]

Gold dress eh Meg?

What you ordered.

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What you got.

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Holy CHRIST…what the fucksack is THAT??

 

[Verfugbar]

Probably all they had at the charidee shop.
Still, at least that's this years donation sorted at 5c on the $.

 

[kev1974]

Oh my goodness, so many hilarious posts since she turned up to the Hertz counter in that godawful dress - now I will never get to sleep after laughing so much - thank you everybody and thank you Meghan, nobody else has quite the same skill at turning up looking a dogs dinner, no matter the event

 

[monicalewinsky]

It doesn't matter how thin she gets, she will NEVER have a waist. I don't know why no one around her can make her understand this!

THIS.

Like jesus, woman, use a belt and try to fake one like the rest of us.

 

[oogling]

Daily Mail is calling it a "stunning display"

Absolutely hilarious how there is a Hertz rentacar counter in the back of all the shots, did the fuckwits sneak in through the service basement again

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA….the bleeping turtle pose is back! Stand up straight ffs, shoulders back and down…Jesus h christ…she hasn’t listened to any advice or training! bleeping Quasimodo in a gold tablecloth!

 

[The Tipsy Titian]

Were they actually returning the two cars to the Hertz rental counter!?!?!?!!!

Sounded like a feisty question being shouted out, something like "Meghan, how does it feel to be the product of two broken families?" ? was it?

Yes

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

You smooth yourself down when you step out of a vehicle so this tit doesn’t happen! (Photo stolen from I don’t freakin’ know who!)

 

[LadyBee_Aus]

Women of Vision Award… is it a Specsavers Award?!

 

[Orphan_Black]

I promise I'm not a Sugar, couldn't resist seeing how tacky they look though-

Spoiler: Meg wishes this was a real picture.

 

[oogling]

Gold dress eh Meg?

What you ordered.

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What you got.

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She’s built like a bleeping weetabix. There are tricks and styles that give the illusion of a waist when you’re built this way…she’s had millions at her disposal, the top advisors anyone could wish for…duck me HOW is this possible? If she thinks that looks good, there’s no wonder she found Henry attractive! Ha…I jest…the funds she thought he had are what she found attractive!!

 

[The Tipsy Titian]

Well fellow Tattlers I think we can safely say she's Markled herself yet again........
Goodnight all

 

[toninottony]

Gold dress eh Meg?

What you ordered.

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What you got.

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I think I had some Christmas gift wrapping paper in this pattern a few years ago

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

Women of Vision Award… is it a Specsavers Award?!

I see what you’re saying there @LadyBee_Aus

 

[SlavaUkraini]

Another ugly dress is eclipsed as the award where she gets asked
"Meghan, How does it feel to be part of two broken families?"
I sense a title there somewhere. Quora and Twitter are ablaze with the fake claims of dinner.
As always the comments seem to be accurate

 

[Cat Eyez]

If she can get her face done, why isn't she getting her bunion removed!?

Honestly, this just gives me feeling that she's trying to emulate Kate.... The hair, the smile terrifying grin, however she gets it so very wrong!!

That dress is just
Doria looks so much better!

It's clear she's lost a lot of weight....

Bet she went into WME and demanded "Make me Kate 2.0 only better, I want everything Kate has..."

 

[MrsPiggleWiggle]

bleeping hell. I actually don't understand how she can go around dressed like that.

I know she always looks like a pillowcase filled with dog tit, but a lot of her fashion disasters could potentially suit someone else with the right frame and correct tailoring.

But this bubblewrap number is like a fancy dress outfit. She looks like bleeping C-3PO.
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[Shushex]

dafuq is this whole Hertz thing? i can't believe my eyes, literally 4 years ago she was on the BP balcony, now she enters through the tradesmen's door of the adjacent shop.

 

[oogling]

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Feet of nightmares

What the…

 

[MrsPiggleWiggle]

This is how you wear gold..