I'm quite liking the tin hat theory I read on here earlier that Haz and A.N.Other had a love child before he was married. Smegs agreed to say it was THEIR child providing ......
a) she didn't actually have to be a parent to it .... no nappy changing, feeding it, sleepless nights, taking it out, cuddling it etc
b) he endowed her with all his worldly wealth (was this bit in their marriage vows?)
c) it got a Prince/Princess title
d) she could merch the hell out of it when it got older
e) many other reasons ..... insert your own ideas at this point
That boy child, aka Archie, will not be revealed until he is about 12 years old when we will all say "Isn't he tall for his age, even has ginger stubble already, isn't he handsome ... just like his dad (only kidding made that one up)". Obviously he will be older but we will told otherwise and will have to believe what they say ....... aren't all his birth details in a sealed envelope?
What I would like to know is IF he is Haz's child, but not hers, can he still be in the LOS?
As for Lily ..... she could be the product of another dalliance by the Grim Blue Todger post marriage!