Harry & Meghan #317 From Invictus to Evictus

[Thalia]

The trouble with staying in royal residences is that they can’t be on their own and have to be ‘escorted’ everywhere they go. How are they going to hide the fact they have no children with them like they could when they stayed at Frogmore? If they stay elsewhere to hide the fact there are no kids then they have no security. Losing Frogmore puts them between a rock and a hard place …. good, it might mean we have seen the last of them in the UK. Unfortunately it has been reported that they can still use Frogmore one last time if they come for the Corrie.

The RF could hire a caravan for them and stick it in Windsor Great Park:

 

[anglade]

Apologies if this has already been posted but photos are emerging of the actor portraying Harry in The Crown and I can't stop laughing....

Knowing how vain the Montecito wanker is; he will be livid - especially given that William is portrayed as much more handsome....

 

[Kotare]

I don't agree with them having to vacate Frogmore Cottage. It was reportedly a gift from the Queen when they got married and presumably Harry and Meghan owned the deeds to the property but whatever legal tape was involved then that seemingly wasn't the case and they were (intermittently) living there at the pleasure of the current monarch. As such it should have been theirs to do whatever they wanted to do with it. As it was on secure property then it was their UK base. Gifts usually don't come with conditions attached. Of all his grievances then I'd be with him on that one. Reportedly this decision was made within 24 hours of Spare going on sale so if that is true then I think his family are well and truly done with him. Petty but understandable. If a property was given as a gift and subsequently taken away then the Duke and Duchess titles which were also gifted by a monarch and could also be taken away. Their monogramed stuff will be redundant.

I don’t agree with Harry endangering the family, particularly the King, Queen and his heir William and family at mortal risk by skiting about Taliban body count.
I don’t agree with destroying lives given over to service, trashing reputations and demeaning a Constitutional Monarchy of a nation in multiple interviews, books, articles and TV series.
I don’t agree that they should merch and grift the titles given on the basis they would be loyal Working Royals
I don’t agree that they should gloat and lie
I could go on for hours, but in essence the security risk they present within Windsor grounds is no laughing matter.
As for the “gift from Queen” thing, don’t get me started. It is a CROWN property anyway. As for the way he treated the late Her Majesty and her dying husband. It was worse than appalling. It was cruel and I’d go as far to say calculatedly evil. He should be wiped entirely.

 

[Chita]

Is it possible to crowd fund a super injunction to create a worldwide media blackout on them so that nobody reports anything about them at all for a while?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Chita]

Harry & Meghan #318 the a*sehole formerly known as a prince

 

[redchicken]

One article in the press, DM I think, says Harry feels sharing his trauma is a service. TO WHOM? You're one lucky fucker if you don't have your own trauma in your life. Those of us that do DON'T NEED YOURS TOO! Go and have a frontal lobotomy if you're that into experimental treatments for your pain - or suck it up and let others who NEED IT get some support. During those 90 minutes this Dr Mate manages to diagnose that, that, utter BELL END with 4 different conditions. In my work every day I meet families waiting 3 years for CAMHS appointments to get one diagnosis that will enable them to access support and they are buckling under the strain. Just FUCK OFF Harry, as far as you can, then FUCK OFF some more.

That's better. Now I can get on with my day.

 

[ChipDex]

I am currently giving thanks to every deity in the universe that William was born first, that - despite sharing an upbringing with, and the same traumatic events as Hazza, he grew up into a mature, sensible, dutiful adult, and that he married a decent woman.

William is the elephant in the room that none of these 'experts' dare mention.

 

[Churchill's Ghost]

Did we know that the Queen gifted William and Catherine the cutest cottage in Balmoral - Tam-Na-Gar? What a perfect place for young children to spend the summer holidays!

 

[Chita]

security footage just in.

A spy camera has caught the person who alerted the photographer about their trip to the private member's club for dinner...

 

[Mock Turtle]

Funny that Hazno didn't link it immediately with then Prince Charles and Princess Anne, 3 and 1 year olds, were left by their parents for 6 months while TLQ and PP were on a Royal Tour. Hazno is a master of empathy, clearly.

Not just that 6 month tour but they lived away from Charles for most of his first four years. He was born 48 and they lived in Malta between 49 and 51! They came back for Anne’s birth but were gone again by Christmas. QEII called it the happiest time of her life but her decision to basically abandon her child for the most formative years of his existence was unforgivable IMO. They could have taken him with them but were enjoying the Maltese social whirl too much. The QM’s letters to her daughter from that period are heartbreaking - saying how much Charles is missing them, longs for their return and idolises his parents. She was an amazing queen but a really pretty awful mother to her first two. KCIII has very legitimate reason to feel his early childhood scarred him.

The DP on the other hand had two parents who adored him. He was smothered in love (too much tbh I think) by Diana and it’s always sounded like from Charles too, albeit expressed in a different way. My dad quickly hugs hello and goodbye but never uses endearments or says he loves you, freaks at any remotely emotional scene and once did the exact same knee pat while conveying awful news! I don’t blame him or feel I lost out, it’s just the way he is. He’s wonderful and I adore him but I cannot imagine him gently stroking my face until I fell asleep! KCIII was obviously very loving to his boys.

So maybe Sparold didn’t get hugged by his dad as much as by his mum - boo fucking hoo! It doesn’t mean his childhood was neglectful. It doesn’t mean his dad scarred him. He’s just looking for excuses to shirk responsibility for being a loser! He needs to grow up and put his efforts into being a functional adult, not a whinging drug addled toddler!

 

[Jemma102]

Hello all, coming out of longtime lurkdom to make my first ever post. Never had anything to say before that had not already been said 
Anyway, caught the very end of one of the morning segments of GB news and their royal reporter Cameron had been on and one presenter said to him that he would be back tomorrow with some possible breaking news, he replied yes about Harry !
I wonder what that could be ?

 

[ChipDex]

Dear Hazbeen

This is what "service" looks like in the face of childhood trauma.

Hierarchy. What a wonderful word it is.

Oh, and he still looks like Mummy, rather than a deranged, gurning twat.

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

Someone should muzzle Eugenie STAT!

 

[Scotch Mist]

I don’t know enough about invictus at the moment to have much of an informed opinion but will they continue with Hazno in such a way as they always have, after everything that’s happened do we think? I have a very dear friend who was incredibly badly injured whilst in afghan and who was actually close to 25 (close enough to have attended each others weddings) and he’s devastated at what’s happened with him since megxit, to the point that he’s actually not convinced he wants to maintain involvement which is a huge blow. Our military was such a part f Harry he can’t surely just stop, can he? Or has he and I’ve missed it?!

It must be terrible for veterans to have Hazno as a figurehead knowing that he has betrayed his country and his ILBW uses it as an opportunity to merch her wardrobe.

Hazno is still able bodied and can live a life of luxury and ease in California while others are struggling with injuries, disfigurement, PTSD and financial problems. Hazno should step back from Invictus to let someone more suitable take over.

 

[Ndrangheta]

I'm so sick of this mental health over-sharing. It just gives some people an excuse and it does a lot of harm to younger people going through natural growing pains. I'm so SICK. OF. IT. As for these tv 'doctors' ... they are just fucking grifters. The only person I ever thought was useful in the media was Anna Raeburn, remember her? A good old fashioned, no-nonsense 'agony aunt' ... that's what Hazno needs, someone like that, to shout at him: GET A FUCKING GRIP.

 

[Reverend]

I had a horrible childhood. I was bullied relentlessly. I learnt that you must remember these experiences because they show that you survived, but they must not define you.

One of the worst bullies I had committed suicide last year due to him being bullied by a senior member of staff at a Premier League football club. I actually felt sorry for him (and even more so for his wife and children). I knew how he must have felt, and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

 

[Thalia]

Remember when there was an attempt to make Waaagh the sexiest man? Well, the results are in and the UK's sexiest man 2023 is...

*cut to the adverts*

The UK's sexiest man 2023 is...

*pause to raise tension*

Spoiler

Jeremy Clarkson Voted Sexiest Man In The UK

Jeremy Clarkson has been named the sexiest man in the UK in a new survey. The presenter and star of the hit show Clarkson’s Farm has caught the eye of the ladies with his record-breaking show. Dating site IllicitEncounters.com, named the Diddly Squat Farm owner as the top-voted “sexiest man”...

the-yorkshireman.com

Jeremy, being his magnanimous self, had a message for the prince who failed to make the top 10:

 

[Chita]

This just about sums up the last few years, really....

 

[soph30]

Do people just carry around goggle eyes

 

[Scotch Mist]

Rebel's mum asked Smegz "where are your kids?"