The next part of what went down between H&M just before the interview…….
H - “what does archetype mean again Meghan”
M- “you mean queen Meghan you dumb cunt” -
H- “sorry my queen Meghan….. so what does it mean my queen”
M- “it means the royal family are making assumptions based on my race and me being an divorced twice successful American actress, it’s about the layers Harold and how many directions this is coming from, god you are so thick, why can’t you understand”
H- “ abit like stereotyping you mean is that the same thing….. and the royal family are racist, I’ll say that in my interview”
M- for fuck sake Harold you dimwitted fucking cunt, do I have to do everything, I’ve already wrote your memoir for you. No no we never said the RF are racist that wasn’t us remember”-
H- “but but but we did didn’t we on Oprah”
Harold receives a swift slap round the face, megs hand accidentally or purpose hooks on to his necklace, she quickly shoves Harold to the floor, and as he lands on his dog bowl, his pearls break in her hand. It all happened so fast , so very very fast, and while Harold laid dazed megs puts on her Willy mask. Harold blinks-
H - “M m m Meghan I mean my queen is that you? W w w why are you being so difficult, rude and abrasive, I don’t understand, I thought you told me the RF are racist and I thought we said that too you know on Oprah, and where will I eat my food now?”
M- “ no no no it’s me Willy- of course it is me you dumb cunt, but we are adding this is into your book and blaming Willy…. We are also going to leak this part to the papers before the book is released. I’m a genius, I mean it is basically true Harold who taught you such hurtful words? It can only have come from Your family any way who are all racist don’t you see H, you must change your ways. Do you not understand that a Bi-racial women can never ever be difficult, rude or abrasive, - you stupid boy we need to start your home schooling all over again”
H- “ s s s so I do say in my upcoming interview that we the RF are racist, and why are we calling William Willy now? ”
M shouts - “NO NO NO, we didn’t say that, that was the press H, don’t worry I’ll just put my H mask on and do the interview for you like everything fucking else, i even had to put up
the flat packs. H you are useless, I’m going to put that in my book too, I mean your book, that you have been an absent father. I mean it is true isn’t it they can’t spin that one us. Yes I am genius. And We now call William Willy because he has a bigger Willy than you!! I saw a photo of it on tattle and I am angry with you and I must mock you until change your ways or blame the RF, yes do that, my life is all their fault. Because Willy was born first and I am stuck with the spare and I’ll never ever be queen….. oh gosh Harold I’ve just had an idea
”
H- “w w w what my queen”
M - “they will make me queen of the common wealth, you know that’s better any way, we can have 56 countries- oh Harold I’m so glad you are the spare after all. But now you must reconcile with your family, say you love them and want them back. I’ll stay quiet for a little while, you know being all meek and mild and then they will welcome us Harold with open arms, and remember we will say they arn’t racist after all. That will sort it all don’t worry my dear dear little boy. I really am a genius”