Harry & Meghan #293 The dog bowl crack'd from side to side

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Wow, can't believe he mentioned Andrew, I was sure that he would completely avoid that. I assumed thats why Eugenie was in the Netflix series, it was payment for Harry not mentioning Andrew.

I have to say mentioning it makes me like Harry a little bit more, I was really disappointed that Andrew was allowed to do the official walk for the Christmas service.
 
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Brendan O’Neill
Brendan O’Neill is Spiked's chief politics writer

I’m just going to say it: I’m Team William. In that scrap that Prince Harry says happened at Nottingham Cottage, where Prince William allegedly lost his rag and pushed Harry to the floor, I’m cheering Will. Everyone who has a brother — I have five — knows they sometimes need a clip round the lughole. And I trust Will made the right decision when he physically reprimanded his little bro.

There are many reasons I’m in the Cambridge camp. The Sussexes are just saps, aren’t they? I’m far more shocked that Harry called his therapist after William allegedly attacked him than I am by the incident itself. After having an altercation with his brother? Harry really went from killing radical Islamists in Afghanistan to phoning his life coach because his brother broke his necklace?

For someone who values his privacy, Harry sure does like sharing secrets
If I went to a quack every time I had a blow-up with one of my brothers I’d have spent a lot of my teenage years and 20s on the couch. Thankfully I haven’t fallen under the spell of psychobabble, so I did what all self-respecting blokes do when they row with their brothers: drank, talked, patched things up, moved on.

The Cambridges, at least, have some dignity. Harry, the Moaner of Montecito, appears to have misplaced his. Spare, his book that’s causing a storm even before its official publication next week, apparently contains all kinds of sordid details about his life. Like the ‘inglorious’ time he lost his virginity to an ‘older woman’ who ‘liked horses’. Apparently they had sex in ‘a grassy field behind a busy pub’.

For someone who values his privacy, Harry sure does like sharing secrets. There are people I’ve known for decades whose first sexual encounter remains a mystery to me. Thank God. Yet here comes Harry telling me about the time a horsey lady took his virginity and then ‘smacked my rump’. Did Jilly Cooper ghostwrite this?
He spills the beans on his own dad and stepmum. He blabs about his and Will’s concern about Charles marrying Camilla. They worried she’d be a Wicked Stepmother. He tells all about Charles’ exasperation with his bickering sons. Apparently he pleaded with them not to make his ‘final years a misery’. Spare is essentially a middle finger to that plea.
Imagine how your father would feel if you wrote a book quoting his most private, mournful thoughts. Mine would go mad. Harry says he wants his dad and brother back in his life. Okay, then maybe don’t write a posh misery memoir in which you expose their failings to the world? Maybe just have a drink with them, and a chat, men to men. No Netflix cameras.
Probably the most grating thing about the Sussexes is their refusal to take responsibility for things. Everything is always someone else’s fault. I suppose it’s entirely coincidental that drama and tension seem to accompany Harry and Meghan everywhere they go. Apparently in Spare Harry even hints that Will and Kate encouraged him to wear that Nazi uniform. Oh grow up, Harry. Own your errors.
We’re witnessing the Californication of a Prince. The old bantering, streaking fun Harry who later signed up for military service has been replaced by a self-pitying celeb who squeals with glee when he gets a text message from Beyonce. Warring royals once marshalled armies and battled it out in muddy fields; now they write tear-stained tell-alls about their hurt feelings. God help us.

The main reason I’m Team Will is because Harry has actually done something unforgivable: he’s broken the unwritten code that says brothers never gab about their tensions to other people. Of course brothers scrap and argue. Fraternal fighting is as old as time. But you don’t tell everyone about it. This is the most intimate form of conflict, one bound up with all sorts of emotions, including love. You don’t share this. Ever. What happens between brothers stays between brothers. All brothers know this.
I think Harry expects us to be shocked by what William allegedly did to him. But what’s truly shocking is Harry telling us about it. Pushing your brother is normal; making your brother a spectacle before the world is not. Harry has betrayed William in a way that will likely deepen their rift considerably. I reckon every man who has a brother is feeling for Will right now.
 

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Wow, can't believe he mentioned Andrew, I was sure that he would completely avoid that. I assumed thats why Eugenie was in the Netflix series, it was payment for Harry not mentioning Andrew.

I have to say mentioning it makes me like Harry a little bit more, I was really disappointed that Andrew was allowed to do the official walk for the Christmas service.
I don't believe he mentioned PA for honourable reasons though - it was only to communicate his belief to the world that, in his eyes, there's no reason why their security should ever be removed from them.
 
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So PTSD makes someone a lifelong bully, lack any empathy and social conscience???
No!! Not at all, BUT, if he’s NEVER been properly treated for it, and I mean DEEP, INTENSE, therapy (which includes learning how to deal with triggers) then a person w/PTSD won’t get better. Understand, the trauma is always there, but (good) therapists teach you how to cope with it and get to the core of it.
 
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Completely agree Parliament should stay out of it but I guarantee they won't. Some MP's live for stuff like this and a chance to get their name in the papers.

If they were still working royals then maybe there would be an argument that MP's should get involved so it doesn't continue happening but its a moot point now they've left. The MP's will still want their headlines though
Yes, you're right...

They'll send yet another letter of support to Meghan, condemning racism, the way women in public life are treated, bullying, graft, and wave one Bouzy's reports around.

Then realise that they have been on the wrong side of this all along and call for internet censorship.
 
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Here’s my list of possibilities:
Drugs
PTSD
Low IQ
bleep
Under a Narc’s spell
Borderline Personality Disorder
Sociopathic/Narcissistic tendencies
Pissed Off
Low Testosterone
Just a Pussy
Wanker
Tosser
Fuckwit
Dickwad
bleeping brain dead
 
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He even looks a prize bleeping prick on the front cover of that book.
 
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I might have to join that twatter 😃😃😃


...I could do with taking a few sugars to pieces on there 🤣🤣🤣
 
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I just got this.
I bought the hardcover one when it came out.
It is currently on loan to a friend.

How many chapters are in the hardcover one? This has 44.
So has he just shoved a chapter on the end?

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My hard back ends on chapter 43 ‘Fall Out’ Chita, but my mums kindle version she got at Christmas ends on chapter 44 ‘Reconciliation Rejected’ Just the one chapter added, I think Bower thought he really needed to cover Aug/Sept with the passing of HM and then adds a bit about Megs and that Kennedy award stuff, the podcasts and goes on about the gamble of the Netflix show coming out in 2023 that could go either way with the public. (Think that’s the least of their problems now🙃) Tom probably needs to add War and Peace to it to cover the day Hazza got his crayons out!

Edited to add- my apologies I hadn’t caught up with the latest thread properly and just seen you already know this 🤣
 
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He's so pathetic with the insults.


Isn't Simon Case the UK's most senior civil servant and Government advisor now? An even more powerful, influential individual than when he worked for William? Not someone you'd want to make an enemy of, probably.


Well done, Haz. Another own goal.

I'm beginning to think this book was only fact-checked by US staff at PRH. British staff would pick up on this sort of thing.
 
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Apologies is already posted.

"Prince Harry revealed in his Spare memoir, which hits shelves on Tuesday, January 10, that the 41-year-old Duchess of Sussex had initially mistaken his 62-year-old uncle for a royal staffer.
“After a moment, Meg asked me something about the Queen’s assistant,” the Duke of Sussex recalled, noting he did not who she was speaking about. “‘That man holding the purse. That man who walked her to the door,’ [she said].’”


To cover the fact that she'd already met PA on the yachting circuit, she made sure this was in the Memoir. She recognised him, knew exactly who he was from her RF research as well, so here made a point of pretending to think he was an aide. As if she'd give an aide the time of day or ask what he was doing.
She wanted no connection with him and they've always avoided each other. There's more here but we don't yet know what.
Just like the supposed fight between William and the Stoat about the Ho's "abruptness" towards staff. Cover for the actual bullying, deflection of severity.

She's dealing with every point one by one, including the fake miscarriage, and there will be more because she has records of them all.

Iirc the Ho was "working" at So.Ho House with Markus Anderson as her pimp. The Stoat was a regular as were the Fungus girls. The Stoat may have watched Suits but I don't believe he picked out the Ho and asked to meet her, but met her there with his friends who were all part of the same circle as the Fungi. He paid for the Ho and bragged to his friends how "versatile" she was especially in targeting his bum wallet. Markus has always operated in the shadows.

The Memoir story of the Stoat salivating over the dusky paralegal banging around in the stationery cupboard is cover for the fact that she was a paid Ho at SoHo. Not a blind date set up by Misha Noonooooo or whoever, just a Ho.
Who are the Fungus girls?
 
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