yep. He stooped that low.So I am catching up & trying to find the bald story on twitter, but found this instead...
Please say it's a joke & not really in the book
Harry & Meghan #290 Float like Butterfly, Sting like bee, H’s necklace broken. And the dog can’t eat his tea
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Mental image of H sat in the dog bowl, clutching his pearls “I coulda been a contender”
He's clearly very bitter about Wills being the attractive one
The cynics amongst us would agree with you .. interesting to see if this happens.
Can't see his 'revelation' going down well with the Invictus ex-servicemen - especially those who have purchased his endorsed flogging of BetterUP services.
Harold was immensely lucky that the King was magnanimous enough to say that he would be welcome at Balmoral - there was no just reason for his wife to be there. William and Catherine had obviously decided that she would remain with their kids, so she could tell the kids that their great-grandmother had died and would be there to comfort them - William doing that in the immediate aftermath wasn't an option at all because of his position. If Meghan had been allowed to go to Balmoral it would have been another kick in the face to Catherine by the Sussexes - I'm glad that in the stress and pressure of the situation the King showed his support for Catherine.
Even the Taliban marked him as unhinged, questioning his sanity and deciding Harold's not worth responding to
Sorry fellow tattle folk. I haven't been drinking, so can't blame booze or reading something and misunderstanding what I've ingested. Have l read right?
Blaming William for his baldness?
Blaming W&C for the Nazi costume?
Whining about a broken necklace and landing on his arse in a dog's bowl (chuckle)
Divulged very intimate details about the royal cocks?
Is in touch with Saint Diana?
Begged his father not to marry Camilla (saying "Who needs to be married twice?")
Disclosed highly sensitive military information, putting both himself and others in a very precarious position?
He's deranged. Seriously off his bonce.
Blaming William for his baldness?
Blaming W&C for the Nazi costume?
Whining about a broken necklace and landing on his arse in a dog's bowl (chuckle)
Divulged very intimate details about the royal cocks?
Is in touch with Saint Diana?
Begged his father not to marry Camilla (saying "Who needs to be married twice?")
Disclosed highly sensitive military information, putting both himself and others in a very precarious position?
He's deranged. Seriously off his bonce.
Agree. Funny how he claims he didn't know the terms were racist yet got highly annoyed when someone allegedly said they wondered what Aldi's skin tone would be.
Dad was in Vietnam and never talked about it. Mom told everyone.
Harry likely has no idea what really happened. Meghan made it up and told the ghost writer what to add.
Yep. That's exactly what Harold said.
The UK Ambassador to the Holy See and Gillian Keegan MP:
I think at the Vatican's request it was mainly Ambassadors. At least per reports in the Catholic press earlier in the week. Plus the German and Italian leaders, and King Phillippe and Queen Mathilde of Belgum and Queen Sofia of Spain: https://time.com/6244567/pope-benedict-funeral/ Edit to add: Some more world leaders were there in private capacity (rather than as official delegations): https://www.france24.com/en/europe/...ther-for-pope-emeritus-benedict-xvi-s-funeral
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Poor H broken by his experience with big Willy in the kitchen with the beads..Mental image of H sat in the dog bowl, clutching his pearls “I coulda been a contender”
I am starting to think that the ghostwriter didn't like Harry and left everything in that would cause controversy, because let's be honest so many things should have been left out of this book but were left in by the ghostwriter because he knew that it would make Harry look worse than ever. I mean there are many examples of things that should have been removed but the two that caught my eye the most include Harry revealing that he killed 25 people in Afghanistan and Harry recounting the day he lost his virginity.
Also, his comments about William looking rough at Prince Philip's funeral...well of course he fecking did! He was the funeral of a man he loved and respected deeply. He probably had been crying and not sleeping much as he helped his family, especially his young children, deal with this monumental loss. He hadn't just come from a spa you prat
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25 kills? and bragging about it? how on earth? i had a couple of friends in the Syrian war who undid themselves just for suspecting they might have caused some one's death. in self defence. PTSD is so awful. i just can't. i can't.
It was about the treatment of staff. Harry is clearly playing dumb, because William probably wanted Haz to have a quiet word and ask her to tone it down. Haz gets all over-dramatic as usual. And is essentially admitting to being afraid of raising the issue with Smeg.
Phil & Holly?
Here’s a direct quote from this afternoon about the Taliban shooting claims:
‘But how many of these "Taliban warriors" were in fact innocent dog bowls innocently minding their business waiting for Fido to drink from them only to have some necklace wearing Muppet step on them ?’
Mark Borkowski ( PR expert) on Sky news saying Twitter in Pakistan and Afghanistan calling him a murderer and Crusader…it’s disastrous…..and he’s put a target on his back !!
I wonder if they’ll be any reference to guttural noises
Sounds like Cluedo
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