Harry & Meghan #267 The Not So Fresh Prince Of Bel Air

[LyraBalaqua]

i just logged on to post this lol Hello everyone hope you are all well sorry not posting a lot am in a good headspace at the moment and I am getting things done, I am thinking about getting Gyles book as it looks a good read and He is a decent bloke won't pull any crap

I’m loving Gyles’ insight because his written word is straight from the horses mouth, via BP and then the book.

He’d never publish shite without the nod from
BP.

 

[Just_me1954]

 

[Zippy2000]

New excerpt from the Gyles Brandreth book.

Queen feared Harry was 'perhaps a little over-in-love' with Meghan

The Queen's concerns that Prince Harry was 'perhaps a little over-in-love' with Meghan Markle is today revealed in an authoritative new biography.

www.dailymail.co.uk

EXCLUSIVE EXTRACT: What the Queen really thought about Harry and Meghan

www.mailplus.co.uk

i just logged on to post this lol Hello everyone hope you are all well sorry not posting a lot am in a good headspace at the moment and I am getting things done, I am thinking about getting Gyles book as it looks a good read and He is a decent bloke won't pull any crap

 

[Ndrangheta]

It's all hustle and bustle, and rush...
But ultimately absolutely pointless.

This is Meghan, around the house, pretending to be BUSY BUSY BUSY ... Lot's to do, important to people to talk too ... one of these types who walks around the streets shouting into a phone when in actual fact the phone isn't even switched on ... I'm very important don't you know.

Meghan's I'm very busy walk:

 

[MeInMidAmerica]

Today I made fish for the first time after a gap of almost two years. I've never liked fish anyway and this one I'd never cooked with before, so the smell hit me pretty hard. Was reminded of all the fishy Minge comments so that made it sooo much worse Poor residents of Montecito. They must be thanking God every day for the huge gardens - the distance must help so much with the smell.

Spoiler: OT: Funny fish

The funny part though was my pup's reaction. I'd offered him some deep fried and definitely less fishy fish from the club a few months ago, but he'd smelled it and declined politely. Today he took the little smoosh of fish from my hand, jumped up on mum's bed with it, put it on her quilt and rubbed himself all over it. We're still finding tiny bits of fish clinging to his hair mum's telling him all the feral cats in the neighbourhood will scratch him tomorrow and the bigger dogs will think that he's a snack

Spoiler: OT: Unhappy stuff

Can't share this with anyone IRL, so I guess I'll vent here. Mum has a lump. Detected yesterday, examined today, further tests ordered. Specialist says it is most probably benign but lymph nodes are probably getting impacted as well, so that's definitely not good especially since she already has several autoimmune disorders. The speed with which arrangements are being made is scary though. I'm grateful that we're getting the medical attention this rapidly, but that is exactly why I'm feeling scared too.

This was inevitable with the family history - maternal grandmother had breast cancer, so did her sister's daughter, don't know about the rest but all four grandparents had many relatives who had cancer. Younger uncle is in his final days.

It's just that the timing is so bad. I don't have a job and it's becoming very difficult to get even low-paying ones. Have a fledgling business but recession is impacting it. I myself have not been feeling physically and mentally okay. Apart from money, depression is such a huge factor in dealing with this. I don't know what is in store.

Her father and elder brother's betrayal has had the effect that we were fearing - this is quite obviously the direct impact of that trauma. And from old conversations that mum has been recalling, it seems that they had been planning and gleefully waiting for this eventuality so they could ruin us completely.

I don't know how to process all of this, but I'm very angry with people like the Gruesomes and my narcs who could have easily left us alone to live our lives with no impact on their lifestyles - we didn't even want their money. But they chose to ruin us in every way for ...I don't know, entertainment? Just a way to feel powerful? I really need to see Karma in action now.

OT…Thanksgiving…not sure how to do this the proper way.

Let me preface by saying that I have always told my friends… that my dream was to live in a little English village someday. I pictured a place where everyone knew and cared for each other and I could walk to the pretty little shops with my basket on my arm…and then, return and have tea in a cosy room by the fire. (Maybe too much Agatha Christie)

Well, instead I find myself in a small remote gated community…literally middle of nowhere. Forget walking to the nearest town…it’s a 30 minute car trip away! But I do have the cosy stone fireplace and drink a lot of English breakfast tea…5 teabags to a pot!!

But more importantly, we do have… in our little community… the caring and concern for neighbors that my mythical English village possessed. On holidays, we have ‘orphan’ dinners…anyone not traveling or hosting family…will have a place at some neighbor’s table. We make certain of that. Yesterday I hosted one of several ‘orphan dinners’ across our little community.

It was, ahhh… memorable. Maybe too memorable.

Why? because somehow I had managed to purchase a freak 20lb turkey. that proceeded to cook itself in less than 3 hrs!

How was this possible? As we say in these parts…this was not my first rodeo…4 hr and 15 minutes sayeth the Butterball experts! But no. Not this bird.

The probe went off, the button popped… all hell broke loose as we made panicked phone calls! The guests hurried over with half-cooked casseroles and…one with wet hair! This was no Martha Stewart event. i will leave it at that.

On the other hand, I have no clue how or why, but that Bird was the absolute best ever.

Anyway, culinary chaos or not, we all enjoyed our orphan dinner immensely. I hope all the rest of you had a lovely day too!

 

[Carpediem69]

Thanks to @Cassandra333 and @DanDanTheIceCreamMan for the new fred and title

My opinion on the date that NF are going to splatter the vile pile of shite is that it will be after William and Kate have returned from Boston (2nd Dec awards ceremony) If NF thought for one minute that people /viewers were more interested in the Harkles they would drop it on or around 2nd /3rd. The fact they are not doing that tells me that they know there would be no contest between the two brothers and who would take the main headlines.

I also cannot see anyone being paid $88 mill for some more poor me / her/ him / us crap either. we all know it will be a pity party (not like our Christmas shindig )

(I have just looked on the Earthshot site some of the ideas are quite amazing a bubble net to stop plastic getting into the oceans is one I liked) William is very serious about what he would like to do to improve the planet so I adore him even more now.

 

[giraffetower]

I'm gonna say it. I know you're all thinking it.

The ugly ginger balding one.... is actually looking better than her these days.

She is not ageing well.

(Unlike Catherine. Who is like a fine wine. She looks even more attractive with her new confidence and gravitas. Utterly stunning.)

Sorry Meg, but you are ageing in dog years in comparison.

 

[ChastityDingle]

For those interested in tiaras:







There was the occasion of the 50th Anniversary of the Investiture of Charles as Prince of Wales.

Never forgot
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Meant to be HMTQ, Charles (as PoW), Camilla (as his spouse), William (future PoW) and Catherine (W's spouse) viewing at this point.
Too good not to share the footage again

Thanks for that @NorthernValkyrie another clip that I will view over and over.

Now I'm not pretending to be able to read body language but Charles turns and says something then as he turns back, he fixes his tie. It's like an attempt to calm himself.

I know we have said it over and over but Harry was brought up in the world of royal protocol. He knows darn well that they should not be standing there. Idiot.

And I love the fact that nobody else in the royal party seems to even look at them.

 

[Palpatine]

re the Service where Haz and Tw scoot between the chairs to ‘beat’ Edward and Sophie (the horrid green outfit outing):
Ok, they were in the same row so it might have been tricky to sort out who was in front, but Sophie clearly steps back once she leaves the row, expecting Edward to do so too to allow Haz and TW to leave in front of them… but TW just had to rush between the chairs to race in front HEAD and NOSE HELD HIGH (watch the clip) in front of Edward and Sophie

It just proves she never understood or wasn’t listening. Edward & Sophie were well aware of the protocol and would have waited for the reeks to shuffle across and go in front of them.
The dumb cunt!

 

[Ndrangheta]

She's fucking mad and should be locked-up.

 

[Glaschelle]

And to think, if they'd just shut their faces and kept their heads down, they would have been part of this!!!

But it migraine would have been going mental because she wouldn't have been sitting beside the President or wearing the fancy tiara.

Sometimes I feel sorry for her cos it must do her nut in having to listen to mummy's special boy all day long.

Then I come to my senses and remember - they're deserve each other!!!

 

[wisebutwild]

Nutflux have just released the theme tune to their ‘Love Story’ documentaries ……….

It Started with a Kiss X

It started with a kiss
In a hired Soho house room
How could I resist
The aroma of your perfume
You and I were inseparable
It was love at first sight
You made me promise to marry you
You promised not to ruin my life
But you were 34 (?) years old
And I had just reached my prime
I thought then that our love was so good
I thought you always would be mine

It started with a kiss
Never thought it would come to this
It started with a kiss
I never thought it would come to this

You don't remember me, do you?
You don't remember me, do you?

Walking down the street
Came the star of my love story
And my heart began to beat so fast
So clear was my memory
I heard my voice cry out your name
And as you looked then looked away
I felt so hurt, I felt so small
It was all that I could say

You don't remember me, do you?
You don't remember me, do you?
You don't remember me, do you?
You don't remember me, do you?

It started with a kiss
Never thought it would come to this
It started with a kiss, oh
Never thought it would come to this

 

[SweetSummerChild]

Thanks for the new thread and title.

Not sure if this has already been posted. Hilary Rose's latest.



Archive link to full article in the tweet.

“See you next Tuesday”…more than subtle shade there thrown at Captain Obvious. C U Next Tuesday indeed!

 

[Night Squeak]

Thank you for the new thread and recap Cassandra333.
Congratulations on the title DanDanTheIceCreamMan.

Hope all the tattlers that are feeling unwell recover soon.

I have just seen photos of Camilla and Catherine in their tiaras and finery.
Camilla really suited the blue dress to go with the sapphire earrings and necklace set, and the amazing crown.

Catherine wore her favourite tiara, the Lovers Knot with a pair of diamond and pearl earrings worn by Diana.

Camilla, Catherine and Sophie all wore a miniature portrait of HMQ.

Camilla suits those rather heavier looking tiaras, she has that big hairstyle that carries them well. Along with the matching necklace, the Sapphire Tiara gave her a real regal presence.

Of course, Catherine looked amazing! But I also loved the aquamarine Necklace Tiara that Sophie wore, it had a slightly elvish look to it, like Sophie should be tripping along in a woodland setting. And have had only a glimpse of what tiara the Duchess of Gloucestershire was wearing, but it looked dazzling.

What a glorious palate cleanser it’s been! Such a change from the grubby machinations of the Grifters of Cali.

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

They mean - all of your failures are leading to your success, as in you adapt and try better at whatever you want to achieve. (Nothing to do with pursuing an unwilling partner)

But they’ve fucked it up by messing with no means no.

Absolute morons. No one should be going to them for therapy but all the podcasts I listen to are advertising them - which is disappointing to say the least

I remember reading something someone who works in stocks wrote about this company; that they’re trying to bump up its valuation so then the primary investors can dump their share, take the money and run. What truly saddens me is that this shit has been sold to the US military! As a veteran myself, I can absolutely tell you that the mental health care needed for most veterans in VERY unique; especially those who suffer from Post Traumatic Stress or Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (they are two different things BTW,) as a result of combat-related horrors. To know our vets have been led to believe this company can “help” them, is not only disgusting, but it is a HUGE disservice AND may cause additional issues for those seeking mental health help. Do these “mental health professionals” on the other end of the phone really know how to handle things when a vet goes into a full on breakdown? I highly doubt it, and shame on the military for promoting this!!! I know for a fact there are not enough psychologists, psychiatrists or clinical licensed social workers, to handle all the vets needing mental health services, but again. Shame on whomever decided THIS shit-show of a company was a good idea!!!

 

[givepeasachance]

The two times I've seen were commonwealth ceremony (green goblin outfit!) then Q funeral when she shot out from her row to get behind W&C. She suddenly moved very fast.

Like a rat up a drainpipe!!

You can just imagine all the aides watching in horror as she ruins the line of precedence, unable to tackle her to the ground or yank her out the way by the cape - reason no 145 Sophie rightly has utter disdain for her.

This is why she was marched down the aisle at St Paul's for the Platty Joobs and relegated to the shit seats.

They tried to get the upper hand by being purposefully late, but nope, Queenie and Major Johnny had their number. God bless you, Ma'am.

 

[Mancunian]

You mean this one?
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And thank you @Chita , that means a lot coming from you!

This was a quick five minute scribble on a piece of printer paper while I was working a night shift!

Spongemeg Chairpants

 

[ChipDex]

I got the impression that she couldn't take to the rules and hierarchy, and disliked doing public events rather than ceremonial ones with lots of bling, whereas she only wanted to be feted and adored and waited upon.

And happy thanksgiving

I wonder if she actually believed TQ would change the LoS for her and Hazbeen. I think the pair of them became deluded enough to think it was a possibility.

Funnily enough, the Express are rehashing a lot of the TB stuff right now.



I wonder if Haz ever properly laid out his actual position in the hierarchy, and his future. Or was he scared she'd dump him if she realised the odds on him ever getting the throne were minimal at best. And there were little kids more senior than him.

Imagine if, at the start of the Swinging Sixties, Princess Margaret had gone to her sister and suggested that the Monarchy needed modernising and because Tony Armstrong-Jones was in the thick of it all, he should be the "leading man".

Or PA thought Fergie should be more prominent because she brought the "fun". Although they did kind of try that with the disastrous It's A Knockout.

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

Ahaha! Blueberry bleed!!
(It needs a tourniquet!)

 

[Scotch Mist]

Or they gonna use it for the next invictus games.
I know documentaries can take long time to make, but so far they did literally nothing for NF lol
Pearl dropped officially
Invictus faded into being forgotten and I doubt ppl will care anynore after all the hype they did about it at the beginning. They won't be able to hype it to the same level.
Their love docuseries ( we know she will make into her fairytale Cinderella story ) but it will flop as fast her podcast lol

The podcast they started together only produced 1 Christmas episode.
Podcast 40x40 never happened
This podcasts 12 boring eepisodes with washed out celebrities.
(Me and my OH used to be crazy about Paris Hilton back jnthe days, but couldn't care less now,
Mariah Carey - yeah she has cute Xmas song we all love, couldn't care less what she has to say on any topic,
the one of the Williams sisters - yeah was good, but she passed her prime time...)
The rest are people I never heard of, some directors/producers of something I never heard of. But hey that's her speciality, sleep her way up through them to get at least supporting role in some TV series

How can one be so useless and fail ALL the opportunities served on a silver plate from royal life to NF and Spotify deals. And she thinks she the intelligent one

In my view she is pretty much talentless and hampered by her enormous ego that tells her she's superior to everyone else. She never listens to anyone who gives her advice. She didn't even interview her pointless podcast guests herself.

Hazno's lack of involvement points to either extreme laziness or (more likely) that he didn't want to sign up to be in the media in the first place. The Netflix and Spotify deals were all gained for Smegz to promote herself and Hazno was just used as her stepping stone.