Harry & Meghan #23 Twatwoman and the prisoner of Beverly Ridge.

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Much as I would like some of this to be true (especially Wills tearing H a new one), I call b*llsh*t on William trying to insist that Harry came back for the Queen’s birthday, as we are in lockdown and none of the family was able to visit her. That makes me disbelieve everything else in the vid.
Also at least one of the pics of Cringe and Minge is of the actors in The Windsors. 😂
 
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Yes. I’ve been worrying that the paint in the borrowed mansions isn’t vegan and what that will do to their woke credentials respiratory systems.
See, that's what I don't understand in all of this. None of these properties are a "home". They're showy fancy poncy places where you might attend a posh party, but they're certainly not homely.

It's like when you go on holiday - yes the luxury is fabulous (not that'd I'd know mind, but I think it would be...), the pools amazing. But after so long, you want to be at "home". (or is that just me?)

It's quite saddening that Archie hasn't had somewhere like this really. Can you honestly imagine him tottering around that house? Awful!

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Actually thinking about it... Maybe Meghan hasn't committed to buying with Harry yet because it'll tie her to him for longer - don't they say it's easier to get out of a marriage than owning a house together... :unsure::unsure:
 
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Well they had that with Frogmore. Brand new; designed to their (Meghan’s) specification.
i guess they assumed they’d have millions in the bank and would have a mansion by now, if it wasn’t for ‘Rona.


Even Harry’s face is wtaf?

Latest Harry Markle post reckons the Harkles could be moving on soon. Follows a pattern.

and their next home. [illustration credit @goog]View attachment 131446
Frogmore still belongs to the state though, would never feel like my own knowing it’s owned by the crown
 
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I was reading an article the other day on Reese Witherspoon and her love for the royals and smeggy was mentioned, as in Reese was pictured in a souvenir shop in London looking at a plate with H&M on it and pulling a funny face. Anyway toward the end of the brief article the writer said WTTE (words to the effect) " The duchess recently did a voice over for a disney program about elephants and contrary to reports her husband didn't get her the job at the Lion King Premier....Prince Harry simply told the Disney executive how good his wife was at such things. And then Disney offered her the job."

We all heard it with our own ears, he was touting her
 
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See, that's what I don't understand in all of this. None of these properties are a "home". They're showy fancy poncy places where you might attend a posh party, but they're certainly not homely.

It's like when you go on holiday - yes the luxury is fabulous (not that'd I'd know mind, but I think it would be...), the pools amazing. But after so long, you want to be at "home". (or is that just me?)

It's quite saddening that Archie hasn't had somewhere like this really. Can you honestly imagine him tottering around that house? Awful!
Can you imagine him finding a stray crayon and doodling all over the walls? 😅 (my parents put plain white wallpaper at the bottom of the walls in my room when I was a toddler...our kids had a favourite bit of the wall in the corridor by their bedrooms 🤣). Mind you, the Nanny will be watching like a hawk!
 
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100% jealousy ! It finally ate Meghan up and she had to walk away as she knew she could never be as loved and respected as Kate
 
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Re the home...I think they are both a set of avaricious tight twats and won't spend unless it's someone' else's money.i think they don't want to buy somewhere incase it hasn't got enough prestige,etc and incase as soon as they buy somewhere,they won't be satisfied and she , especially will want somewhere else and I think these properties are very easy to buy and very hard to sell.Atm their image is taking a right knock and noone really wants to be associated with them incase their bad luck/bad timing rubs off..or meagain is waiting the 6 MTHS for the divorce cos she will get cash and a house anyway cos of archie.i don't think anywhere will be good enough except if it's free,then it will be wonderful.cant really imagine them settling down anywhere tbh,they strike me as a pair of drifters,alittle like prince/princess Michael of Kent.they have been paying a peppercorn rent for years in return for some public appearances and getting away with as little as possible,and now they have finally been sussed for the scroungers they have always been,they are having to pay a fairer rent.it was reported,last yr I think,could be wrong.sges another one who tends to attract bad publicity (re blackamoor brooch to meet meagain,oops on purpose,was suspected to have iffy German connection but not sure so pinch of salt time)
The whole RF have loads of skeletons in their wardrobes and meagain will know all of them from h.
Oh,h darling,please tell me all about your lovely family in detail,the unofficial version.im not recording on my phone and I won't ever tell a soul,pretty please.🙈😂
❤😘🤗
 
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Strangely enough the thing that irritates me the most about their house is that silly Believe chalk board thing above the cooker.

I decided it needed something more appropriate regarding Harry and Meghan so I've added what suits it better 🤭

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Oh god, where's the sick bucket?? Sounds like this person lives in Meghan's rear passage. 💩💩💩
Smeggy is a 'love bomber' though. Ask Piers Morgan and Lizzie Cunty etc.😂
If you are of use to her she will home in on you and love bomb you like crazy with compliments and smiles and little gestures and shared confidences till you think you've found a soul mate for life.Then once she's used you up she disappears in a puff of Diana's perfume and you are left wondering WTF you did wrong. That's why Piers has been so fuming about her. She inserted herself into his life via social media and he liked her and offered to help in her quest to "meet a nice English guy with a view to romance". Then she met Ginger and BOOM ! The wall went up and the blossoming Piers friendship was binned by her. Piers can be a bleep, but in this case his rage is justified because she was fully prepared to use his contacts until she got a better offer.
If you are of use to her she will be sugar and spice and adorable. If you are a peasant expecting her to invite you into her inner circle while offering nothing of use to her then you can duck right off.
I bet next month's mortgage that dopey "facialist" hasn't seen hide nor hair of smeggy in weeks, if not months but has been richly rewarded for her oily (literally)comments via sunshine sachs.
Just want to add, I love how the mail always manages to squeeze in an unflattering horror image of smeggy even when the article is pretendy positive.
 
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EDIT

Actually thinking about it... Maybe Meghan hasn't committed to buying with Harry yet because it'll tie her to him for longer - don't they say it's easier to get out of a marriage than owning a house together... :unsure::unsure:
That's a very valid point actually.
So it will be sofa surfing in party houses or renting for the foreseeable then.

It used to be that having a child together was considered the highest form of commitment. Nowadays having a baby and then moving on to another relationship is considered no big deal, and it's buying a property together that seals the deal in a life partnership.
 
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