She isWas the wife's aim to try and replicate this photo with Haz holding her shoulder? You know, because nothing is a coincidence with her. Oedipus complex or what?!
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Harry & Meghan #138 Stole from elephants, booed at awards, not welcome, please stay abroad
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What does that mean?@Might & power The site's been under a DDOS attack.
On Tumblr someone's saying $1.5 million. Not sure how they'd know but maybe that's the going rate for a cover.
Meghan Markle 'planning low-key dinner' for Harry's 37th birthday
Harry and Meghan will be shying away from the spotlight for the prince's 37th birthday this year and will mark the occasion with an intimate dinner instead, DailyMail.com can reveal.
Jeez this is i cannot put it into words
Someone is trying to hack the site and take it offline
Has she got stilts under those pants, her legs are never that long?
Oh, I've just realised that's her part in the Weeping Sores circus act ........ he juggles and she struts about on stilts all day ........ suppose they have to do everything they can to put food on the table these days.
Or maybe they're hoping for a gig on a Mills & Boon cover
Hazza's almost there with the look!
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whats betting the cali two are behind the DDOS attacks
According to Haz, we're not supposed to have compassion for people we don't know. We didn't even know his mother, remember? And what struggle? These two idiots could afford their misery if they would stop buying puff pieces in tabloids like Time magazine. (Also notice they put the M horns on Meghan's head, nicely done there!)
Well it is named after them!whats betting the cali two are behind the DDOS attacks
Came on to post the ‘low key dinner’ article as it’s so hilarious. Didn’t attend met gala as they are avoiding glitzy socialising because of the problems in the world
To be fair, not many designers cater for the Spongebob shape.
Thanks @Doodlebug005 for the title and @Cassandra333 for the thorough recap.
Legs akimbo like in so many photos. As the Times article gushes, it's their default position and a sweet nod to the fact that Legs Akimbo got her where she is today.
In the white Legs Akimbo photo, Noballs is clinging to her shoulder like a ginger marmoset, vacant piggy blue eyes staring into space. Minge is powerful and dominant, strutting and full of testosterone with a swinging dick and jutting jaw. Behold, peasants, these two sanctimonious windbags are among the World's most influential people!
In the dark-suited Legs Akimbo photo, the Ho's left leg is extended to the extreme default "mattress" position, while she strokes her underbite in a statesmanlike manner. Her severe baggy trousers rest atop her rib-cage having failed to find a waist, and her hips balloon seductively in their cashmere splendour.
Of the botoxed drugged and balding Noballs there is no sign. He is presented with a bouffant head of brownish hair and at peace with himself. A successful man who had the courage to lead his family out of safety and sanity into madness and destruction, he is now at the pinnacle of his political career as he unerringly guides his young wife in her quest to be the next FLOTUS. A father, leader, beacon, icon, failure and massive turd.
Technically it's true that Noballs and his Ho are "influential". But they are only influential in the way that for example an outbreak of cholera is influential, or a plague of rats or severe bout of diarrhoea.. The word Influential in itself is neutral. BARF BARF BARF.
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Yeah, sure. She'd have been there like a rat up a drainpipe if Anna W had given her the nod.Well it is named after them!
Came on to post the ‘low key dinner’ article as it’s so hilarious. Didn’t attend met gala as they are avoiding glitzy socialising because of the problems in the world
BIB
So I take it they won't be attending the Jubilee celebrations then?
I can't look at that photo. She looks like a psychopath and Harry looks like some tortured soul trailing behind his 'master' They scare me
This made me laugh more than is decent! ‘Ginger marmoset’ is the funniest description yet.
Is Charlotte Oliver Scoobie’s pseudonym at Heat?
What a load of shite!Dead:
I know we've got abbreviations but is there a section in the Wiki for descriptions? Someone in the DM comments called Hazza a Poison Carrot the other day.
Thanks!Meghan Markle 'planning low-key dinner' for Harry's 37th birthday
Harry and Meghan will be shying away from the spotlight for the prince's 37th birthday this year and will mark the occasion with an intimate dinner instead, DailyMail.com can reveal.www.dailymail.co.uk
Jeez this is i cannot put it into words
Someone is trying to hack the site and take it offline
Fanta pubes.
I know we've got abbreviations but is there a section in the Wiki for descriptions? Someone in the DM comments called Hazza a Poison Carrot the other day.
Where’s the Sure Jan giphy when you need itWell it is named after them!
Came on to post the ‘low key dinner’ article as it’s so hilarious. Didn’t attend met gala as they are avoiding glitzy socialising because of the problems in the world
Probably the sugar nut bot network attempting to give Ginger No Bollocks a birthday present by flooding the site with traffic to take Tattle offline
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