Harry & Meghan #138 Stole from elephants, booed at awards, not welcome, please stay abroad

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Thalia

Screwfix?
 
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Chita

Harry has gone all Hollywood, and along with his version of Pretty Woman [ a poster I shared earlier called Grifty Woman] here is his latest venture to be made by organic Broccoli productions......................

As 6th in line to the throne he has been allocated 006 status by M.



 
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liar liar

I don't know why... but I think there should be some sort of dog biting one of her knees... a corgi maybe?
 
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mylifeisasillymoviefail

Bolus said:
It was proven at his autopsy that Hitler suffered from right-sided monorchism meaning he had one undescended testicle.
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So the old song was partly true?
Hitler has only got one ball
Goering has two but very small
Himmler has something similar
Goebbels has no balls at all

(Sung to colonel bogey march)
 
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ResidentMerkin

"Prince Harry mocked for Zoom setup as it sparks concern in royal fans 'Wear sunscreen!' | Royal | News | Express.co.uk" https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1492603/prince-harry-duke-of-sussex-Zoom-latest-vn/amp
Speaking from his dungeon, they don't need to worry about SPFs given he doesn't see the light of day. He is just taking a page from Me SelfTan himself, Biden, and dipping into his Kween's bronzer selection

Chilli pepper 19 said:
I'm sure the RF are bothered by a woman who shagged someone else's husband to get a position in government
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Given that she is preggers for the third time since he took office, I think there is one position that she has had in government: missionary
 
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Octoblob

Do you think she wasn’t wearing her rings because she’d done the typical “our marriage is over” narc move to force PWB to move? Or they’d just had an argument - hence why PWB
was at Silverstone.

AmIbeingTreasonable said:
This just came up on my FB feed, don't know if it's has been posted before https://populareverything.com/megha...custom1=Vidazoo&zp_campaign=23849037325530078
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The best bit of that article is this quote

“A girls’ holiday wasn’t just a trip to the beach for them – it usually involved a private yacht, fine dining, and rubbing shoulders with wealthy men in upmarket nightclubs. The girls definitely knew how to work the social scene both in Toronto and abroad.”

It’s not even subtle!
 
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Nuttynana

In other words, two low rate hookers giving head for favours
 
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freda19

No. I just checked and she's just wearing a couple of trendy weird rings, nothing bling.

Honestly, easy money for old rope stories.
No6 will be tearing out the rest of his head pubes at ANY royal doing ANY military event. I bet he spent three days going from bathroom to bathroom throwing up (poor Rosita) when he read of wills stepping in via connections to ensure a translater he personally knew in the afghan military was on one of the rescue flights with his family.
No6 would literally kill for a deed like that attached to him. We'd never hear the end of it from wifey.
The feckin dogs in the street know no6 would be furious at Kate doing that visit.
 
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LilyDCUSA

If this is so, there is a leaker at the palace. How do the Markles know the schedules and plans of the other members of the RF beyond the information published for the public to see? The Markles need quite a bit of pre-planning to pull off some of the things they do.
 
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mardymare

Lady C


More on Time Magazine cover.
Motive for using M & H - gets mag talked about. Satisfies thirst for content but not substance. Time probably did not realise how mocked the cover would be. Did timing deliberately coincide with Catherine's visit to Brize Norton? Probably Time's scheduling. Jealousy - Smeg 'insanely jealous' of Catherine. Hitler was Time Man of the Year in 1936. H & M are viewed as a joke and absurd but they do entertain us.
Arsywell tagline was 'compassion in action' now changed to 'shared purpose global action' Lady C felt it should read 'insanity in action'.
Photoshopped to the max. H & M are 'paens to pretentiousness and artificiality'. Reveals a type of personality and motivation elevating artifice to a form of art. Theme - dominating woman emasculating man? Lady C called Smeg a big butch witch beginning with a 'b'. Exploitation of Haz showing how established orders and traditionalism are being belittled. Smeg's eyes and disturbing stare reminiscent of Charles Manson's eyes-often associated with personality disorders. Overblown and miscalculated- facade management not reality.
Naomi Campbell debatable choice for Commonwealth ambassador? Lady C feels good choice and wobbly episodes are in past. Also Jamaican mother.
 
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Despicableme

Inside that thread I wandered across this, did we know about this being thrown out of National Theatre?

edited because I computer illiterate
 

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Dooley Doo

Thank you very much Mardymare for doing the Lady C video summaries. I feel a bit sorry for her. She has done the 3 Finding Freebies epilogue videos and also 1 of her normal videos in just over a week.
It gets a bit frustrating when people ask Lady C the same question.
I still like to watch the videos as I think about the Jamaican part of her accent and a nice tall ice glass of something tropical, it helps me nod off.
 
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