Harry and Meghan #98 Haz & Megz threw a toddler's strop. Will their lying ever stop?

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Order Thread by Most Liked Posts
Zenchick101

Zenchick101

My name is meaghan markle,
I never found my sparkle
I decided I wanted your title,
but I'm dull as peanut brittle
So I did some research to act like your mum
and now you've turned into a bum

I often lurk this thread wanted to try my hand at poetry ;)
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 51
Baguette

Baguette

I asked my friend Scobie
How my bench felt
Forgot it was sunny
He's starting to melt.
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 88
MoodyBlue

MoodyBlue

If only she'd put as much effort into her relationship with her own father. Bloody hypocrite 🙄
 
  • Like
Reactions: 50
Ilovemusic

Ilovemusic

Rachel, yes that’s her name
She’s always on the game
She’ll do anything for fame
World domination is her aim
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 43
E

Evangelina

Sarah's first book was published by US publisher, the heli one, it had HRH Duchess of York splattered on the front page, in 1989 I think, and the Royals could do nothing.
Thats why I'm harping about Royals failing at media.
 
  • Like
  • Sad
Reactions: 16
P

planetmirth

And from this bench,
I will watch you in joyful play
I’m pretending to wear ear pods
As Oprah just won’t go away.

I will tell you of your heritage,
on this bench we will sit
Of The Crown and the Spectre
and the nation I treated just like tit.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 34
Chita

Chita

Scotch Mist said:
I just checked out the book on Amazon
Here's a sample of the text:

This is your bench
Where you’ll witness great joy.
From here you will rest
See the growth of our boy. 🤮
....................

I think we can all continue the great work:

This is daddy's room
Where you'll witness no joy
Because I've tied him up
And taken away his toy

OVER TO YOU TATTLERS 😉😁
Click to expand...

This is our bed

where Dad experiences joy

But only roast chicken

if he's a very good boy
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 51
Baguette

Baguette

That bench shines so bright
Is it us that your tired of?
You don't phone, you don't write.
From the chickens. With love.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Heart
Reactions: 35
kev1974

kev1974

This is my bench
There's a bit of a stench
From my marvellous minge
Which captured the ginge.

I pissed in the woods
Then locked up Harry's goods
I'm jealous of Kate
Her photos are great.

My mother's a baddy
I don't care about daddy
I worked on a yacht
As my acting's not hot.

My stans spout pure bile
I use folks for a while
Lawyers give me a smile
And I've paps on speed dial.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Heart
Reactions: 79
LadyMuck

LadyMuck

WannabeVogon said:
It’s a total rip off - the Boy on the Bench also starts with the boy sat on a bench with his Dad. She hasn’t got an original thought in her vacuous head.

Click to expand...
Hope the authors of original book sue her for copyright
 
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 36
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.