Harry and Meghan #98 Haz & Megz threw a toddler's strop. Will their lying ever stop?

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Lizzymint

Just dawned on me , she is literally the biggest Narc ‘ The Bench ‘ is where a judge sits ! Seriously she is that vile , forget crocodile & waffle maker , this daft bint thinks she’s Judge & Jury in all seriousness, if this pair of fuckwits are as philanthropic as they say they are the proceeds of this future 99p B&M bargains crap would go to a charity such as War Child or Veterans charity etc . The illustrations are of a man in uniform so it would be appropriate, but omg she is just beyond even beginning to get acquired title ... if she hates the RF so much why would she use this title for authorship
 
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sparklesinwonderland

Am a librarian, wouldn’t buy.
 
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rangrang88

serious question. since eveything these two does is just a giant hyprocritical action after another, do you think they're having a laugh? narcs take joy at pissing people off. or are they truly lacking self awareness that they can't even see they are looking like idiots with the hypocritical stuff?
 
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DandyTandy

I am waiting to see which one of her rich celeb friends will actually purchase the book and take a picture with it. Will Scabie actually buy the book? I think this book is going to flop. What will be her next occupation then? She is running out of options since she has done many according to her refurbished CV.

Loving all the poems. You are all talented! I am tempted to go post one of them on scabie's twitter
 
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Rubyronron

No. She thinks she is so amazing that she deserves to get recognition for her efforts.
Best selling author will be added to her linked in.
It is all so brazen. Happy family clip of the Cambridge's is released. Sussexes release a pap shot.
WB struts his stuff on stage, blowing kisses and swinging his mike like Freddie Mercury ( if the publicity is to be believed). Not good enough though as HW couldn't be there.
They might forget about her.
Quickly Releases details of her 'book' that coincides with the release of the photography book that Catherine of Cambridge worked on, and gives her time to learn the words ready for the birthday readathon.
She will have the doll perched on her bump, in his vest and his woolly hat on, reading it aloud to daddy dearest, with a chorus of duck rabbit to show his versatility.
 
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Chita

Excommunicate your own father.
Make bullets for your husband to fire at his family and ensure he is estranged from his father.
Write a book about the bond of love that ties a father and his child together.

yeh that sounds about right.

She is so accomplished.
Banana bread baking, calligraphy, acting, philanthropy [still waiting to find out what she has ACTUALLY done,] chicken rescuing, vogue editing and now poetry.
is there no beginning to her talents?
 
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Chita

Whoever is telling her every detail about what the Royal family is doing and on what date needs to stop.
 
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Seahorse7

Here is a bench
Where your arse will go numb.
Wondering why you're a cushion
instead of a son.
 
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ResidentMerkin

Piers is also raising the same point https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...Markle-preach-father-child-relationships.html
As for PWB and his phallic-fan base, the DM are throwing some funny shade around
Men with large NOSES tend to have bigger penises, study reveals https://www.dailymail.co.uk/science...eveals.html?ito=native_share_article-masthead

Chrissy T probably will

..." debut children's book..." ?! There'll be more?!
"Universal". "Diverse".... and she makes it seem like she was the worried wife of a soldier defusing IEDs in Iraq. Don't worry dear: we have the receipts of your worrying phase - how to pass the buck on the million dollar wardrobe
 
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StrawberrySeed

Here is the bench
Where I pose under a willow
Flapping open my coat
Whilst stroking a pillow

Here is the bench
Where the surrogate will lie
To squeeze out My Diana
Under a starry night sky

Here is the bench
Where my sproglets will play
I’ll sit on my arse
So the royal racists can pay

Here is the bench
Where Haz shall now sleep
Snivelling into a blanket
While I‘m cock of dungheap
 
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amethyst_unicorn

I am still catching up on this rapidly expanding thread about the latest unbelievable exploit of HFW.
What sort of "poetry" is that?

I thought she was supposed to be highly intelligent and creative. If this is a genuine example of her work then what an embarrassment it must/should be to someone of intelligence and sufficient insight to realise that it is even written in a way that would be could be considered of primary school age (4.5 - 11yrs). The emotive language used within the rhythm and rhyme is not complex, and I am not in any way a poet or language expert - but even I can determine that the psychology and emotional intelligence used is immature and of low comprehension.

In summary, it is the writing of an entitled and imaginative child. She is cashing in on her status of Duchess, not of her experiences of wife and mother.
 
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kev1974

How long is the Audiobook version (narrated by herself you know). It's a kids book, so ... 30 seconds?

Wonder if a deal has been done with Netflix over the rights to an animated version.

Absolute brilliant sport over on twatter tonight winding up the sussex squad loons over it.
 
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