This is your bench upon
which you'll lay down
And I'll force you to grovel
And give me your
This is your bench uponThis is mummy's chicken run
Where you'll collect the eggs
Sometimes you will kill them
If you don't I'll break ya legs
Holy shit that's so fucking egotistical BUT if the book was planned years ago then it couldn't be based on a poem she wrote last year. SO MANY LIESI cannot believe she’s written a bloody book based on her very own poem.
The Queen of Fellatio and the tart with no heart, yacht girl special can make rhyming words with the biggest dose of hypocrisy ever.I wonder if he sometimes forgets where he is and says the wrong thing. Like, maybe he forgets he's at the vaccine event and he says "It's great to be here with you guys helping Wraiths without Borders distribute hot dogs and fire extinguishers to all the needy villages throughout the land!"
The key word there is "yet." She'll get to it. A lot of us went through hell in 2020, and this woman had the nerve to go on TV and tell us her "suffering" wrapped in security and blood diamonds and how she is OWED. Americans have plenty of reason to dislike her.
No matter what leader it is in America, remember that in most cases half of the electorate didn't vote for them. We don't really have "favorite" leaders here. We have ones who win a coin toss or who pass the smell test among swing voters. The rest of them are romanticized or vilified by the press according to the current agenda. That's about it.
I think it's pretty much all adults now in flyover. I got my second Pfizer shot a week and a half ago and the headache has finally gone away. My father is in a nursing home with dementia and I'm his legal guardian, I have a thyroid condition and a first degree relative died of it. So I have a health condition and someone I'm responsible for who is in the worst place imaginable, and I got ZERO dispensation to get it earlier.
Please do continue!
Another subtle sign that the marriage won't last. Men don't want poems as gifts on special days. They want beer, a jar of nuts and a hammock so they can watch sports until they fall asleep with their mouths hanging open and a small line of drool spilling onto their collar. They do not want poetry, even if it is on the beer or nuts packaging.
I just bought a new coffeemaker and my espresso is all over my screen now, thankyouverymuch
More espresso....
The Bitch on the Bench by Meghan, Duchess of Blood Diamonds, Marchioness of Check-Cashing and Baroness of Gratuitous Complaints
That'd be a great no-talent, clinging-to-the-coattails-of-a-relative collaboration.Sounds like it's been written by Brooklyn Beckhamx
According to the unnamed videographer, Markle came with a large entourage on the shoot location and laid down a strict set of rules specifically pertaining to not shooting her feet.Sorry if this has already been posted on here
Meghan Markle slammed by photographer: 'After the camera stops, she's not the most friendly’ (geo.tv)
dot dot dot and looks like it's been illustrated by Harper Beckham.Sounds like it's been written by Brooklyn Beckhamx
This is my bench where I mourn all my losses
My husbands a ginge who doesn’t know who the boss is
This is my stool where I name all my chickens
Should have been a palace but 6th in line is slim pickings
This is my table where I lay calculated cards
I have a weep and a bitch coz my lyf is so hard
This is my counter where I stir up my pot
Flog my lies to the press, the UKs racist (the lot!)
This is my bed where I dream of my plans
Could have been fucking Queen if it wasn’t for the Gran
Don't mock 75 yr olds bubba ...I need to drink water to rehydrate after an evening crying laughing at the replacement poems, the Ant dream and now Naked attraction on the telly with a 75 yr old.
I think they need to look closer to Oprahs camp for this one... She / her Harpo company is shady AF by the sounds of it.. Silencing people left right and centerBeause the fat blob has probably got them by the balls, or they are too scared to unwoke, cowards
I am howlingApparently JCMH is going to release his book in the summer. Its a reworking of a Dr Seuss classic called "The twat in a hat"
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