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I’m crying at these rhymes. Hubby keeps giving me funny looks whilst watching the footy. So many ‘Inbetweeneresque’ lines. Everyone is taking the piss out of her. 
The really annoying thing though is to read a sugar saying she’s bought it via Amazon smile to ensure she donated to Fartsmell. How is that thing registered as a charity???
The really annoying thing though is to read a sugar saying she’s bought it via Amazon smile to ensure she donated to Fartsmell. How is that thing registered as a charity???
I don't think any of her idiotic fans have ever come close to gold digging. They're more dumpster divers.
I get a small glee knowing she's mortified at the kind of basement-dwelling low-IQ loons that make up her fanbase. She wants Ivankas and Klosses and instead gets broke, unfucked and homely delusionals.
of course they don’t care, they realise that 6th in line and his wife are gonna be broke soon so will need her book income
£12.99 for a basic children’s book though? like the rainbow fish and the hungry caterpillar are no more than £6 and they’re a lot more interactive than this piece of shite
I cannot believe the lying little cretin has the cheek to publish a book about fathers and sons. She’s indirectly the reason for her father’s health problems and instrumental in causing heartache to the Queen. Not to mention causing pain to Prince Philip in his last few weeks. The Publisher should be ashamed of themselves.
Even her favourite Duck Rabbit is only £5.33!of course they don’t care, they realise that 6th in line and his wife are gonna be broke soon so will need her book income
£12.99 for a basic children’s book though? like the rainbow fish and the hungry caterpillar are no more than £6 and they’re a lot more interactive than this piece of shite
100 per cent this. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. She’s tried her hand at just about everything going and nothing has been all that successful for her. Everything she touches just turns to tit.
This children’s author malarkey will very likely go the same way. The whole thing just reeks of desperation and scrabbling around trying to find something, ANYTHING, that will give her some relevance in her own right. And Hazza struttin’ round town on his own? Ooh not good.
After all, who is she really?
Just Harry’s wife.
She may even have managed to pull off the near impossible and Markled herself!
OOH, poetry. I shall contribute later.Not quite in the poet laureate league is it?
Looking out at my love and our beautiful boy
And here in the window I’ll have tears of great joy
From here you will rest see the growth of our boy ........WALOB - is she actually 5yo ?
Caveat (No copyright infringement this is taken from DE website)
How about :
Knowing I wont wear a crown cos I’ve been lumbered with the royal clown
Do not cry my cash cow son soon the divorce will be over and done
I will merch til kingdom be on Daddy’s name we will live for free
My baby prince and princesses two what a freeloading life style is awaiting you
( not my best work admittedly I’m off to get a book deal now)
Watch out Fergie shes copying everyones ideas - poor Budgie the helicopter would be spinning in the air
When clicking on that profile, there's some tweet about how criticizing HFW is bigoted because you could instead hate that the RF have protected andrew. You can dislike both of them, it's not hard.of course they don’t care, they realise that 6th in line and his wife are gonna be broke soon so will need her book income
£12.99 for a basic children’s book though? like the rainbow fish and the hungry caterpillar are no more than £6 and they’re a lot more interactive than this piece of shite
My name is Meg,
I'm always on the beg,
I used my pussy,
But only got a wussy.
I really wanted Will,
He wasn't free,
But you know who is? Bill!
He can shag me in front of that tree.
I'm always on the beg,
I used my pussy,
But only got a wussy.
I really wanted Will,
He wasn't free,
But you know who is? Bill!
He can shag me in front of that tree.
Gotta keep that choo-choo train of positive PR rolling along before they sink into "Who" territory.A woman with these blockbuster Netflix and Spotify dealsis making a priority a small and dull-looking children's book. Yes, yes, makes complete sense...
Publication date is 8 June. Do we think Baby Harkellina-Dianawell is due before that or afterwards to double-dip on publicity?
All aboard the Puff Piece Special. Kiddie books and Laxative Aid and arty images and pap walks and 20ft high titles and everything smeggy related, all here in the buffet car of delight to titilate your senses (or induce vomiting) .... choo-cho-choo ...
She is eaten up with jealousy as Catherine hard back book is being released on the 7th May.https://www.npg.org.uk/hold-still/#:~:text=The hardback book will be,order from our online shop.&text=
SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO SAY DOS
SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO SAY DOS
Here's hoping there's a big scandal before her book's released 
She should not be allowed to to call herself the Duchess of Sussex. Happy to make money though from the family who she branded racist? Oh Harry, you've married an absolute grifter.
Doesn't smeggy have a couple of Indian besties? Or did I dream that . That Priyanka Chopra one and another.
And Jamface Jameela obviously.
Nuance my friend...not something her deranged fans are capable of. It’s basically a cult.
It was very successful and turned into a cartoon.
It was however, written for children. It is not some worthy, self indulgent tosh.
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