Harry and Meghan #95 Archie's out for the paps, it'll never compare with Catherine's snaps

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But the C of E is stuffed with gay vicars, so it really can't be considered a sin these days!

I really don't think that Hazno being gay would be much of a problem at all (as long as he was discreet).
I think it would have to be very discreet because while it is increasingly the norm here, there are Commonwealth countries that would take serious issue with it, I think. However now that he is out of the RF, he can do whatever he wants - oh yeah. no he can't because he's married to Medusa
 
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I find Thomas Markle oddly contradictory.
On the one hand he is an acclaimed Lighting director and on the other he is a fast food eating overweight slob.
Film sets and tv show sets have catering provided. An abundance of it.

The filming hours can be long and weather conditions varied. They need body fuel.
The backstage crew don't have to worry about looking good in front of the cameras and they do tend to graze all the time they are on shift - and often they have to rush their meals because they need to be back on set to set up the technicals before the "talent" is called on set and its easier to grab a fast food type snack than sit down and eat bowls of salad.
also some productions hand out "grab bags" with lunch and they often contain a bag of crisps, a chocolate bar, small pack of biscuits etc.
They get into a habit of eating that kind of stuff.
A lot of crew pile the weight on. And if they've been filming long hours they tend to unwind with alcohol rather than go to the gym.
 
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But the C of E is stuffed with gay vicars, so it really can't be considered a sin these days!

Yes, times are changing. But there's a core of homophobia that isn't going away and it's those people who will cause problems. They won't be able to help themselves. They'll quote chapter and verse and demand the Queen issues a statement and 'won't someone think about what God wants' and it will go on and on and on.

I really don't think that Hazno being gay would be much of a problem at all (as long as he was discreet).
I'd argue that Hazno's sexuality hasn't been a problem because there has been discretion. Even if it's been forced onto him by the RF.
 
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I still think we're getting Harkles at the Oscars. Scobie seems to be on LA time.
Probably. It's looking like it's going to be the wokiest snoozefest ever from what I've read about how they're doing the ceremony this year, not to mention half the nominations. Even the parties are virtual this year :sleep:. Will be fantastic if they do have some involvement in the lowest viewing figure Oscars for decades, and we can blame them for Markling the ceremony. Plus we'll be able to say that the only way she could get to the Oscars ceremony was to do it in the year there were sod all films released. And she'll get a chunky tax bill from the bag'o'tat she will get gifted.

Best of all though, her (or them) appearing at the Oscars will ensure that, if there's still any doubters in the world, their claims to want privacy and to "control their own narrative" are and always were utter bunkum.

Wonder whether Haznoclothes will wear something other than his grey polo shirt?
 
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Her uncle wangled the internship for her and daddy had to pay for it and for her living expenses during it.
It costs to be accepted for it because it can be a stepping stone into a future in politics so there is stiff competition for it (unless your dad's brother pulls strings). Smeggy used it to have an affair with a married guy there. Allegedly.
 
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Harry and Meghan #96 Coming soon...Finding Freedom 2nd edition, ‘cos they still haven’t got a pot to pee in!

(Should read piss not pee but probably not allowed in a title!)
 
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i think the press were keen to portray him as a slob and this was the motivation behind letting paps try to address it by the shots of getting measured for a suit before the wedding etc. Who knows? İ think he was successful at what he specialised in and lent his expertise to HER school for free for schoolplays etc. İt all went wrong for him when he met Doris and she worked him over. Whilst he is a figure that gains sympathy for the letter case and his poor health and disowning by HER, the sad fact is that he helped to bring HER into the world and was partly responsible for her lack of boundaries and entitlement. İ'm split - on the one hand İ feel sorry for him but on the other İ hate that he was 50% responsible for HER existence and spoiling her to the extent that he obviously did.
I think it was Smeg not the press who wanted to portray Thomas as a slob. She sent Jeff Rayner her long-time pap to Rosarito to suggest a few photos before the wedding to "improve his profile". Rayner would not have done this without her say-so and she will have paid for the trip.

She told Jeff to tell Thomas she'd sent him, and offered him money for some photos. ( It's possible Smeg sent some money via Rayner on his visit and this was later twisted to being payment to her dad for the photos? ) Believing he was going to the wedding Thomas went along with it.

Offering money was crucial to her plan to portray Thomas as having sold her out, as it wouldn't have had the same impact if he'd done it for free. The photos were used to discredit him so she could wail that her greedy daddy had sold her out. She leaked Jeff's photos to the press - plus fact that Thomas been paid - and Thomas's name was mud.
It was an excellent plan, worked a dream. As she had always intended Charles walked her up the aisle, her family was trashed in the media and shortly afterwards her dad had a heart attack. Inmate Doritto will have known all about it, the creep.
This is my theory but there's no proof, though if there's a trial we might learn more.
 
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Probably. It's looking like it's going to be the wokiest snoozefest ever from what I've read about how they're doing the ceremony this year, not to mention half the nominations. Even the parties are virtual this year :sleep:. Will be fantastic if they do have some involvement in the lowest viewing figure Oscars for decades, and we can blame them for Markling the ceremony. Plus we'll be able to say that the only way she could get to the Oscars ceremony was to do it in the year there were sod all films released. And she'll get a chunky tax bill from the bag'o'tat she will get gifted.

Best of all though, her (or them) appearing at the Oscars will ensure that, if there's still any doubters in the world, their claims to want privacy and to "control their own narrative" are and always were utter bunkum.

Wonder whether Haznoclothes will wear something other than his grey polo shirt?
he'll be wearing the morning suit he wore to PP's funeral, still unironed and still ill-fitting) and Medusa's shoes - cuz he's been "living" in his wife's shoes to see everyone's unconscious racial bias.

yeah and there is quite a bit of scuttlebutt about how utterly crap the line up is this year in terms of movies. no surprise given covid though. I hope they are given "Best documentary" and the elephant one isn't on the list - of it if is, it doesn't win.
 
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Well I'm quite posh (allegedly) and I love a MaccyD, especially if hung over. I dont have lighting awards though :unsure:
 
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Same here I don’t like all these capitals everywhere and having to look up what they mean. Smeg works for me.

I like your avatar 😄 and the monk look!
Here's one of those 'aged up' photos of Hazno, but they've been generous with his hairline because he'll probably end up as bald as his brother!
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He looks like Edward there!


I don't think Harry is gay, he could be bi, perhaps. I've seen the homoerotic party photos that made me wonder, or maybe he's one of those people who does things whilst drunk. It's funny, on LSA the posters were saying "he's just posh and British" and I chuckled because it's the British boarding school stereotype. But anyway, he could be bi, I don't know but I am not dismissing it at all.

I do think his relationship with Meghan is real, though. It is far too catastrophic for it not to be. A beard is paid to pretend to be a girlfriend/boyfriend, not to destroy a person's reputation. Sometimes it goes wrong i.e Hiddleswift, but not to this extent. Their relationship has been a disaster after disaster. I can't believe he would he give up his royal role, move overseas, get himself cut off and attack his own family for a woman he has to pay and has no feelings for. All that to appear heterosexual? He could have bearded with anyone who would have happily played the part well and he could have lived a double life if that was the case. He gains nothing from a PR relationship like this. It's obvious he's obsessed with her.
 
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Well I'm quite posh (allegedly) and I love a MaccyD, especially if hung over. I dont have lighting awards though :unsure:
Me too. a MaccyD lover.

I had my first one at White Plains Mall in 1973 when I was doing my America adventure and I've never looked back.

I had to wait ten years for them to land in a town near me in the eighties when I got back to the UK.
 
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I don't think Harry is gay, he could be bi, perhaps. I've seen the homoerotic party photos or maybe he's one of those people who does things whilst drunk. It's funny, on LSA the posters were saying "he's just posh and British" and I chuckled because it's the British boarding school stereotype. But anyway, he could very well be bi, I am not dismissing it at all.

I do think his realtionship with Meghan is real, though. It is far too catastrophic for it not to be. A beard is paid to pretend to be a girlfriend/boyfriend, not to destroy a person's reputation. Sometimes it goes wrong i.e Hiddleswift, but not to this extent. Their relationship has been a disaster after disaster. I can't belive he would he give up his royal role, move overseas, get himself cut off and attack his own family for a woman he has to pay and has no feelings for. All that to appear heterosexual? He could have beared with anyone who would have played the part well and he could have lived a double life if that was the case. He gains nothing from a PR relationship like this. It's obvious he's obsessed with her.
Indeed. I am gay with a highly accurate gaydar and I don’t for a minute believe he is. I highly doubt he’s even bi. He’s bleep struck, not playing beard. Plus I don’t really want such an arrogant, conniving, venal, callous oik lumped in with us in our sparkly LGBT gang! He and his revolting wife would tarnish us all! :m
 
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Diana took Harry and William to McDonalds. Trump eats a lot of McDonalds and although he's not British nobility, he's very rich and can afford to eat anywhere he likes.

Trump!
Eh?
Hardly middle class is he?
 
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Thomas Markle Sr has been seriously unwell for a long time now and likely is on a whole cocktail of medication as a consequence, poor bloke.

I hadn't made this connection before, but the big Quibi meeting was a handful of days after the alleged 'suicidal thoughts' moment in Jan 2019. 🤔

 
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Just imagine if he came out as Trans, he'd become a real Princess AND the Duchess of Sussex...
 
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Catching up, so not sure this is going go land but...

Hazza has a golden way out of this mess, he says, yes, he is gay, nowt wrong with that, maybe even bi, great! But, he simply cannot put up with the homophobic bullying from Smegs, so, he's leaving. See ya.

Now, he has a card to play that the missus can't. And she knows, as with her aspersions cast at the royals, how can she disprove a behind closed doors accusation? A great big heft of her woke credentials goneski. And spousal abuse to add to her growing accusations of bullying and physical abuse. We've seen the photo of his bruised and bitten hand.

H - you have a way out here where you might just come up smelling of roses!

Off to catch up now, see you all in a few pages time :coffee:
Genius idea Kittypops but what if she comes back with the claim that she's a hermaphrodite like Wallis, and doesn't care one way or the other if Hazzno's gay or bi. Plus he's got ED anyway from snorting stuff? The bite marks were self-inflicted while over-excited gorging on a rare treat of fast food McChicken McBucket For One. ... Dangerous waters here.
 
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Trump!
Eh?
Hardly middle class is he?
Yes, he is middle class. "The social group between the upper and working classes, including professional and business people and their families. As a business man and an ex president, I think he qualifies. The middle classes are "a social group that consists of well-educated people, such as doctors, lawyers, and teachers, who have good jobs and are not poor, but are not very rich: The upper middle class tend to go into business or the professions, becoming, for example, lawyers, doctors, or accountants". I think your definition of class is maybe to do with social standing and background, or maybe you're referring to Britsh upper class and aristocrats. But the term middle class is purely based on group of people within a society who possess the same socioeconomic status.
 
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