Harry and Meghan #95 Archie's out for the paps, it'll never compare with Catherine's snaps

[cosmo girl]

UK press we know you read this thread Don't use the pap shot

 

[amethyst_unicorn]

Kate Middleton's new role as the glue holding troubled House of Windsor together

The Duchess of Cambridge marks 10 years of marriage to husband William this month, and despite rifts, a bereavement and allegations against The Firm she is sais to have remained a calming presence

www.mirror.co.uk

From the article - note the bit I highlighted (oh the burn ):

Despite the confidence she now possesses, royal insiders stress it has taken years of hard work for Kate to get to where she is – making the position she has earned as a senior royal all the more credible and secure.

Kate with her family at the end of last year (Image: PA)

“In the beginning she was very content to listen and learn,” said a former Palace staffer, who worked with the Duchess during her formative years as a royal.

“She wanted to get the right grounding, the right feel for the job and the role. You could obviously tell she knew this was a job for life and that you definitely didn’t need to hit the ground running with all the risks of you falling flat on your face.”

 

[Churchill's Ghost]

If you have not listened to the podcast Duchess, I highly recommend it! It’s interviews with women who married titled men and are now responsible for maintaining the family castle. Interesting, accomplished women who put duty first and recognize that they are but a blip in history. One she has profiled so far was an American actress. She said that she knew HFEW in Hollywood, but they have never spoken. I know that there are more Americans who married titled men...yet did HFEW reach out to them....no.

There are also at least two black women who have married into the nobility (one was titled in her own right in Nigeria) Did HFEW reach out to them...no.

That is what made me angry (and sad) She had all of this opportunity to do good work. She could have done so much for the BIPOC community. But no, she could not see beyond the end of her delicately sculpted nose.

Don’t even get me started on her wasting the opportunity to be surrounded by all that history. I would have spent every free moment with one royal archivist or historian or another. The thought of having access to that and wasting the opportunity is criminal.

I would have loved nothing more than the chance to focus my whole life on my main interests (history, animals, children, vets, literacy) for the small price of wearing pantyhose a few hours a week and keeping my mouth shut. Smile, wave, and follow the protocol.

 

[Cassandra333]

For Charlottes birthday, I want a photo of her playing dress up with Great Granny's jewelry and a smirk that says 'See. I get to wear the jewelry, but you don't!!' directed at Harry's wife of course.

Not going to happen, but I can dream.

 

[Baguette]

Thank you @9Pine for the top-rated thread suggestion (slightly tweaked to fit the title length).

Happy Birthday Prince Louis!

What's been happening. Hazza turned his grandfather's funeral into an opportunity for tantrums, photo-ops and press releases. The world thought it was a disgrace. His family have publicly said he isn't trustworthy and have cut off contact. And Meghan continues her 13 month pregnancy with a well-timed pap stroll in LA.

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Harry and Meghan #94 The lying, the witch and the £1m wardrobe

Isn't Prince Louis absolutely beautiful?! To me he looks a lot like his dad but also a lot like Catherine's dad. Who would want to upstage a little boy on his birthday? She is vile.

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[Amelia99]

They don’t seem to be getting any advice at all when it comes to their desperately obvious attention seeking stunts. No PR company would tell them it’s a good idea to release a staged pap shot today. I think the HFEW must be getting desperate and is acting on her own. I actually would be surprised if Harry approved the pap walk- I doubt she’s even consulting him right now. The best thing the British Press can do now is ignore them as much as possible. It will just draw out more desperate acts that are very transparent.

I wonder if Netflix and Spotify will call lack of production a default on their contract... if they lose that money they are properly screwed. Harry may kiss his inheritance goodbye at this rate.

I’ve worked in PR and Crisis Management for decades and I can honestly say that if I were to point to a case history that encapsulates everything you should NOT do it would be H&M’s handling of their situation at every point.

 

[kev1974]

BTW, bit late, but Happy St George's Day to English tattlers! Wonder if H will be marking the day

Did it privately in the garden three days ago

 

[Notanotherjen]

Good thing Oprah is not a judge:
“Sir are you telling the truth”
“Yes your honor, my truth”

Honestly I can’t with some of the tinfoil hattery in here. Even if people really believe it’s a moon bump you can’t be that stupid to think pregnancies are all the same. And this from somebody who can’t stand the gruesome twosome.
I’ve had friends carry and lift their toddlers in late stages of pregnancy. I’ve had friends who were super skinny with massive bumps during pregnancy and their feet didn’t swell.

Rather focus on the fact that she clearly set up this shot. And why, did she not make sure to wear nice shoes? Or is the whole outfit #gifted

The strange part is how she has hit all the statistically unlikely milestones with her pregnancies. 40 year old who has never been pregnant yet got pregnant 3 months after her wedding. Then the hidden and secrecy over the delivery. Then how she was thin during her pregnancy but ballooned after with the horrible fitting black dress at the movie premier. Also she supposedly breastfeed Archy but went to watch Serena play leaving him hungry for 2 days. Then she has a miscarriage, then 3 mnts later she is pregnant again. Now again she is all belly, no other signs and she can prop her kid right on her belly. Also of course it is a girl.
Are all of these possible: yes, but all of them to one single person, most likely not. This doesn’t even count her strange way of holding her kid when baby, the weird waffle maker present and crocodile as his first word. She can’t be the exception to the rule every time.

 

[9Pine]

This came up on my explore page on Instagram. These are only a few pictures released to the public of Charles with Louis. It made me wonder how many pictures there actually are of Archie with his grandfather (probably not many).

This one is fabulous too. Taken by the same photographer who took the stunning one of Catherine at the funeral.

 

[igiveup]

She gave birth in the chicken coop and the chicken delivered the baby.

I wonder what stunt she's gonna pull for Kate and Williams anniversary, and little Charlottes birthday

 

[Cassandra333]

Just reading some of the comments under the latest Tarot by Andie reading on Youtube. Someone has pointed out that there's been more sightings of the Loch Ness Monster than there have been of Archie

 

[freda19]

I cannot understand how she would take the risk of carrying a 2 year old, after having a 'miscarriage' only last July. And her being almost 40.

Because it wasn't a miscarriage. It was a myth-carriage and shall be referred to as such by me from now on. The lying cunt.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

I saw this on twitter and thought ots such a beautiful way to announce you're using a surrogate.

 

[Maggiemaynot]

I think the child in the latest pics looks like the baby in South Africa.

Im pretty sure the child in the latest photo with her IS Archie. And I think that he is Harry and Harry’s wife’s child. He looks like both of them. Did she carry him? To me that where it all gets murky.
The fact that she refused to have the royal doctors involved in the pregnancy and birth and the mystery surrounding the actual birth. When? Where? Why all the smoke and mirrors? Because I don’t believe a word of the fairytale about the hospital dash etc.
That to me is the most suspicious thing and it’s no wonder that no one believes she gave birth to him.

 

[Margo_Channing]

I wonder what stunt she's gonna pull for Kate and Williams anniversary, and little Charlottes birthday

 

[Concerto]

I have just seen something on youtube, where the new way to refrer to Harry is as " Prince William's brother ". I think that is how I will refer to him from now on.

 

[elli-94]

I rewatched the Cambridge engagement interview- when Catherine was asked about Diana.. and whether she was nervous about following her- she genuinely looked nervous and said she just hoped she could make a difference “in the smallest way”. William chimed in to say that there was no pressure and that Kate would make her own mark etc...

Difference with the Montecito pair is that she thought she could either a)be the new Diana or b) (an even more terrifying prospect) out do Diana. She came into something as a nobody- she wasn’t chase down the street famous, but had the opportunity to really make a difference but came into it with the wrong mindset. Constantly trying to overshadow the Cambridge’s. She’s used to hustling and selling herself and completely missed the memo that just being in the royal family was her meal ticket. And also, if you’re going to take a shot at the cartel leader- you better make sure you don’t miss. All of her lies are being picked apart and it’s all come to nothing- stage pap shots. Its embarrassing, especially when she could have had it all.

I now have Carrie Bradshaw’s narration constantly in my head when they make each new fuck up- “I couldn’t help but wonder... why DO the people not love me...”.

 

[SweetSummerChild]

I think this is far more likely than Smegma ever acquiring a high-level sugar daddy target after she dumps Hazno. I bet she *thinks* she will, but the bitch is nothing if not audacious, and prone to overestimating her own market value. She probably thinks ensnaring the window-licking spare son of the royal family is reflective of how desirable and in-demand she is, rather than an indictment of his judgement. The reality is that most guys in the sort of position she'd want in on have their pick of potential arm candy, and there's no way a rich man of any level of discernment is going to touch Smegma with a bargepole. She's a toxic, shameless, rapidly ageing guttersnipe with nothing to bring to such a relationship apart from more baggage than the lower compartment of a Boeing 747 and a well-developed teapot throwing arm. So unless she's going to bring those skills to an amateur baseball career, once she dumps Hazno she'll be required to set her sights a lot lower than she's accustomed to.

Before, she could climb the penis ladder more effectively due to comparative youth, and the lower profile of her previous husbands meaning her toxicity wasn't so visible. By now the whole world has seen this skank's colours, and they're migraine-inducing. I look forward to her inevitable descent into obscurity, screeching and clawing along the way as she falls.

She remains a middle aged, average looking former D list actress with bad taste in clothes, chicken legs and a shady past, who happened to strike it lucky in the marriage stakes. She wasn’t particularly attractive to the super rich set before and being married to Rodney Trotter hasn’t made her more so. She still has nothing they’d want. To attract that set you need to be either stunningly beautiful, already very wealthy yourself or very successful and smart. Smegsy is none of those things. She got lucky because Rodney is as dumb as a brick and easily manipulated, but it hasn’t raised her desirability to others in the circle she wants to be a part of. Most men of that ilk have a keen nose for grasping social climbers. Plus she’s shown what a nightmare she can be when crossed and that she can’t be trusted to keep her gob shut. Few of the super rich got that way by being dumb.

 

[Milliemoo99]

I do wonder how close to meltdown Harry and Meghan are getting?

This latest pap photo of Archie and Meghan speaks of desperation! A kind of ''look at me'' toddler tantrum!
And if the photo is completely ignored by the British press, even more of a meltdown!

Maybe the royal family should publically send across a team of negotiators/ mental health specialists to start the intervention process? It is all looking increasingly messy!

The RF are doing pretty well with their spin on everything...Charles and William are looking strong and united. This leaves Harry and Meghan in a very weak and vulnerable position...heading rapidly to everyone laughing at them!

 

[LadyMuck]

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