William's statement was fantastic. Classy yet with a smidgen of delicious nuanced shade. 
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When PP handed him the Marines titles, he said 'don't cock it up'
I'm sorry but it's completely wrong for Harry's statement to be issued at the same time as William's. They really are bending over backwards to coddle the Ginger Traitor.
ETA Someone told me last night that William's statement was expected yesterday evening, which would have felt right. So I guess Hazno threw one of his famous tantrums and insisted they came out together.
Harry's is insultingly informal, disrespectful and childish. It's like a best man's speech. And how would he know that HRH The Prince Philip was 'cheeky right 'til the end'. Hazza was in California and hadn't bothered to visit for two years.
ETA Someone told me last night that William's statement was expected yesterday evening, which would have felt right. So I guess Hazno threw one of his famous tantrums and insisted they came out together.
Harry's is insultingly informal, disrespectful and childish. It's like a best man's speech. And how would he know that HRH The Prince Philip was 'cheeky right 'til the end'. Hazza was in California and hadn't bothered to visit for two years.
He just had to mention the wife didn't he?! The same wife that denied you the right to see them for a year and denied little Archie the chance to get to know PP
I mentally relegate anyone who uses the term 'banter' to my twit list, but he was already there so...
Self-fulfilling prophecy right there. I hope Hazno is festering alone in Nott Cott eating a microwave meal for one and wondering why Skippy and other old muckers wont take his call. Knob.
And the same wife who calmly sat and told the world how horrid and racist his family was, which would have deeply upset HMQ and thereby PP as well as they're head of family.
I actually like that tribute; it has informal air to it but feels genuine. I've been to the gym today after the reopening and smashed it so it might just be the endorphins talking
ETA: William's statement was better though
The photo is adorable!
I think Meghan’s looking at Kate , in that way only Meghan does.
Oh FFS...
Can he not learn to shut the duck up.
He really is neither bright or literate enough to put this out of the bag.
‘Per Mare, Per Terrum‘
How many years at prep & Eton, this is the best he can do?
Seriously, Hazza matey, the motto of the Royal Marines?
This is the only bit of cod (per mare) Latin he knows?
Not even a motto out of a Harrods’ Christmas cracker.
Bet the boys in Deal are impressed, not!
Things are not looking promising if this is his opening move.
Hazza, did you not get the memo?
You no longer have military honours.
You showed blatant disrespect to the Royal Marins by baling out of an important event - you may not borrow their honour to boost your teetering ego.
No, you cannot wear uniform. Just no.
So clueless.
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Well said Baguette!
Just Call Me Harry’s statement is absolutely cringe - you could not give him a red neck with a blow torch.
Harry and Meghan #90 attended the funeral 3 days ago - just the 3 of them
I wonder whether someone will ask him who he was accusing?
Probably rang up his old tutors from EtonWho helped Hazno with all those big words ?
I love William's statement , really from his heart,not to impress the world.
Harry's statement, where he says 'you never knew what he might say next'.
He will be well aware of the discussions online about Philip being racist. Why would you fan that fire? Have I read too much into it? My mouth literally fell open at that statement. It's like he's trying to draw the world's attention to his grandfathers past mistakes...
He will be well aware of the discussions online about Philip being racist. Why would you fan that fire? Have I read too much into it? My mouth literally fell open at that statement. It's like he's trying to draw the world's attention to his grandfathers past mistakes...
I dislike Harry intensely, I find his statement laughable considering his bleeping awful behaviour .
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Harry's statement just completely confirms that he is still playing for Team Harkle. They really need to stop coddling him.
Saturday morning, somewhere in Kensington Palace
Doctor to the Royal Household: 'I regret to inform you Mr Harkle that your special get-out-of-quarantine COVID test seems to have come out a nasty shade of Very Positive Indeed. If you wouldn't mind stepping back into your quarantine cage, the nurse will be along shortly to administer a second test. When I say shortly, ooh, that's as early as **checks diary** **reads instructions from Senior Courtier** ooh, sometime in 2023...
Saturday morning, somewhere in Kensington Palace
Doctor to the Royal Household: 'I regret to inform you Mr Harkle that your special get-out-of-quarantine COVID test seems to have come out a nasty shade of Very Positive Indeed. If you wouldn't mind stepping back into your quarantine cage, the nurse will be along shortly to administer a second test. When I say shortly, ooh, that's as early as **checks diary** **reads instructions from Senior Courtier** ooh, sometime in 2023...
Note that William says he will miss his Grandpa but Harry's says he will be missed by the nation and the world.
Nice effort from whoever wrote that out for him ...
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