Harry and Meghan #86 Piers slams down his judgerly gavel, the Harkles' lies start to unravel

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Yes. Every single one of us has black people making up the majority of our ancestry line. We are all Africans.
It's largely believed when we bred with the Neanderthals is why we're able to tolerate colder temps, think its that the further north we go more from say the people who were born there whatever time ago there's more to do with DNA like that we have inside ourselves this immunity from a viral form of cancer of some kind but I cant really remember to be honest
 
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I have not even heard of it which speaks for itself! [...] other cases that have gone on for the length of time the McCann case
I think Paddy and David have been 25 years unsolved... Ben Needham has also been missing longer than Madeleine, similar age and circumstances too, and his mother has been vocal about how law enforcement could have done more. Jeanette Tate was the first case I was aware of when I was young - goodness, so that must be over 40 years now. Just imagine the families go through.. Apologies - I am derailing the thread with serious matters rather than focusing on light-hearted snark and the trivial matters of the irrelevant private CA citizens. Back to business!

Couldn't help hearing Michelle's buzzphrase just then and can't help thinking that Markle's would be, "when they go low, we go lower: tackle below the knees, knock them backwards into the swamp* and sling mud whilst screaming nonsensical, contradictory bull, then, because I control our narrative and tell our truth, I'll grab my mermaid tail and swim off into the sunset, singing sweetly and smelling of roses..."

*one we made earlier, of course, with our own muck, sweat and tears
 
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Well that IS a small violin or cello! I'm gonna capture it and do a plastic print - <chug, chug, chug, chug, chug...> 3 hours later - we could do a duet
 
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All this woe-is-me security PR is actually telling me is that they keep setting off their own burglar alarms late at night and after a year in the USA, the most famous people on the planet (according to Sunshine Sachs) are crime-free. The cops found one drop-out in the garden having a spliff and then didn't even press charges (which I'm thinking says quite a lot about why that guy was there.....). No break-ins. No car crime. Nothing. Get over yourselves, Harkles.
 
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Are these the sugars? Are they permanently banned from Twitter then?
 
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If I were a rich man () & my property had been trespassed four times in as many week, I’d get better fences, better alarm system or move house.
Wonder who of the GruesomeTwosome is the jumpy one?
I wonder what the neighbours think? The intruder alerts to the police will make their neighbourhood look unsafe. House prices will drop and buyers will be put off moving into the area. If they want to sell who will buy it now? Big mistake going public with this. It might get you security at what cost? Security firms will be bumping up the costs now.
 
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It is a status thing, when royal/diplomatic protection is attached one get motorcades, bikes surrounding the VIPs, it makes Peg relevant, above her friends, a portrays her as someone who made it. A Princess dream.
 
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So what %age white do you think Doria is?
Dunno & given the heinous legacy of Jim Crow laws etc, I’m not much inclined to work it out.

But by stating someone has lineage which is 3/4 infers that 3 grandparents shared that attribute, & I have not seen that stated about MM’s mother before.

More likely named for Charles.
 
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'Howwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooo much is that coyote in the garden? The one with the AK47...?'
I was then going to put it could be a coyote Good old Wile E Coyote probably coming to steal a couple of chickens from the Chick Inn!
 
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Maybe Hazno suffers paranoia from smoking too much weed?? "Shit, wtf was that?? Megzie, call the polis NOW!"
Though was outright illegal for them to smoke the stuff, the Afghans they were training when on operations would genuinely be smoking the stuff using rifles such as AK47's or which ever they used/use, was essentially when someone stated in what this clip is from thats what they'd be doing
The other clips are hilarious, in that video lol like the person with the Leigh Francis mask of Craig David in Bo Selecta in the 2nd clip before then
 
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I am wrong in thinking that we all come from Africa? Isn't it the cradle of humanity and we share a common ancestor?

Some remains parallel to Africa has been found in China ( Stone tools found at the Shangchen site in China and dated to 2.12 million years ago are considered the earliest known evidence of hominins outside Africa, surpassing Dmanisi in Georgia by 300,000 years ).

Per nowadays morality, we should be ashamed for racism toward Neanderthals.


I absolutely subscribe to this.
 
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I think if you look at the chart posted a few pages back, there are several relatives who are either white or mixed race, before you get to Doria.
 
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#87 Hazno thé Desperado from Monteshitto is given the heave-ho
 
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That means either they don't have security or they have shit security. Even with a mid range alarm system, you can calibrate so that it doesn't trigger on wildlife or animals. If paparazzi triggered alarm, it seems that Harkles aren't as hot stuff as they think they are
 
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I’ve just wandered in to say that this violin playing hamster is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.
 
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But how else can people appreciate her amazing calligraphy.
Armegeddons, alleged calligraphy is an insult to calligraphers everywhere.

What she does at best is American cursive with a few scrolls and as someone else pointed out many threads ago a cross stroke that looks like a scythe which in her case is apt because she cuts down everyone who crosses her path once they cease to be of any use to her.
 
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