Harry and Meghan #86 Piers slams down his judgerly gavel, the Harkles' lies start to unravel

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We don’t expect them to be “superhuman”. We expect them to be honest & show integrity.

Andrew & Harry have failed on both counts. Smegma is no royal as far am I’m concerned.
What a pious gasbag. He's "outspoken" now in an inappropriate way, but when clarity was required about the wedding that never was he laid low until forced to issue a statement that was clear as mud. Not to mention the christening that according to the papers he conducted. But didn't.
Who says people are expecting the royals to be superhuman? Is this a coded excuse for the loving young couple making a mistake about their "wedding". He should get a proper job down at Glasgow Docks and hand his flock over to someone with a bit of common sense.
 
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The Queen Unseen. Yes mate loving that TINY Meg and Harry acknowledgement, No mention of the allegations made just "We will deal with the matter privately" and a reference to Victoria. Boom.
Had several Tyskies, loving The Queen and the National weekend
 
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Tell "T" (I call him that you know) that I'm fine. I hitched up my big girl pants and will soldier on.

Actually, tell him to fuck off. If our Wills is blanking him then so am I ! Treacherous cunt.
As you weren't available, I passed the phone to William.
He sorted it.
 
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Don’t mind me just cleansing myself! Accidentally stumbled on the “rave” thread as it was near the top of the new posts page and read a few comments and had to sit on my hands not to reply, hastily retreating to where my soul feels more calm amongst you lovely lot
 
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Thanks everyone for asking if I'm OK.
It's tough being sidelined in favour of a cat (spit!), but I'll get over it.
Eventually. Maybe.

I didn't understand the Cat gate crap. As I understood things, you fed a feral pregnant cat, after she'd finished feeding her young she brought one to you and you told her to fuck off. Cue all fucking hell breaking loose, trigger warnings were requested, vile remarks were made. You. Told. A cat. To Fuck. Off. A fucking cat!!! I must have missed the bit where you drop kicked her into the woods and drowned her kittens.
 
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Sheba cost me close to 2 grand in vets bills, if it hasn't got the word 'Complete' on it then it isn't providing everything your Cat needs, It doesn't matter to most but I have an Anaemic, allergic to fleas cat (also deaf) I was told to feed him the 'best' food which I presumed to be Sheba.
I was wrong and was told to pay for a blood transfusion, I'll be honest if my Nan hadn't just died and left me some cash he wouldn't be here as that's a lot of money to spend on a cat(that ignores you)

Anyway I hate Sheba and this post brought it up so I'm ranting.
Meghans a cunt and Harrys a Eurgh
 
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The AoC is surely walking a very thin line. He buried his head in the sand when the interview first came out with calls at Lambeth Palace being rejected until he starts speaking to an Italian magazine. Now since that, he’s got the celeb bug from his little bit of notoriety and has raised his head rather predominantly above the parapet speaking his truth about matters that he doesn’t need to busy himself with. A total lack of decorum from a man of the cloth. Perhaps he needs to care more about leaky church roofs and fixing bell towers than what is happening in his boss’s family. It’s ok though, I’m sure Haz and Megs could do with their own personal clergy in California when HM has had enough of him. I hope he’s had his party invite.

Ive suddenly remembered that I have a prior engagement on the date of the garden party. A pizza party in Woking.
 
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@Wightgirl found a lone hamster earlier but no outrage there!
We poor hamsters are cruelly victimised
 
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Great post
 
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Re Lady C, I didn't know there is talk of M being cast as a red headed Irishwoman in the remake of The Quiet One originally played by Maureen O'Hara. Bet Freda will be pleased lol
Please tell me this is a joke?
Erm, forget Freda not being pleased (no disrespect Freda!) but check out my avatar!
Not impressed.
 
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Why is there not more venom about her feeding her already overweight cat MORE frozen Grapes (as if that happened) until it died???
Why does no one say "you need to deny this Cat called Archie abused until death story or your kid is named after a cat you abused and killed" you would ONLY name somebody elses child after a Cat you killed surely?
 
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Well caught!!! The net tightens... or is 'hoisted by one's own petard' more appropriate?
 
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Please tell me this is a joke?
Erm, forget Freda not being pleased (no disrespect Freda!) but check out my avatar!
Not impressed.
April Fool that people missed I hope

Well caught!!! The net tightens... or is 'hoisted by one's own petard' more appropriate?

Note the scary language used despite NO crime being committed
 
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