Wow:
“I’d be mad too if I was James Hewitt’s unacknowledged, illegitimate kid, got essentially kidnapped and held hostage by the royal family, was forced to pretend that boring, square Prince Charles was my dad all those years, then they cut off my trust fund, and disapproved of my hot, American wife cause it didn’t fit into their ongoing inbreeding programme. Did I miss anything?”
Kelly Slater makes royal waves: 'I'd be mad too if I was illegitimate'
Surfing great Kelly Slater has dropped in on the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle royal saga, saying he would also be 'mad if I was James Hewitt's unacknowledged kid...held hostage by the royal family'.
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