Harry and Meghan #83 Harry's no wimp-o, nows he's Head Chimpo!

[Baguette]

The Prince Harry legacy from the Queen Mother is a disputed thing. The Queen Mother left every single penny (and every penny of her enormous debts) to HMTQ. Periodically, there is mention of some sort of trust set up for Harry by the Queen Mother, as the Express story you've linked suggests.

But it appears he also had support from his great-grandmother after the 101-year-old died 19 years ago today in 2002. Harry and William were both left £14million to share between them, but investments by royal advisors over the years meant this had increased to more than £20million, which they split evenly.

Forbes Magazine, though, investigated earlier this year, and had a comment from Harry's reps that said he was not a beneficiary of the Queen Mother's estate.

His late mother, Princess Diana, who famously died in a car crash after being chased by paparazzi, made the move possible. With financial support from the Crown abruptly shut off, the relocated royals have relied largely on the estimated $10 million inheritance Harry received from his late mother’s estate. Contrary to published reports, a representative confirms he was not a beneficiary of any of the nearly $100 million (£70 million) fortune left by his great-grandmother, the Queen Mother.

How Much Are Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Worth? Surprisingly, Not That Much

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are largely living off Prince Harry’s inheritance from his late mother and Markle’s earnings as an actress. Deals with Spotify and Netflix will help boost their future earnings.

www.forbes.com

 

[vretch]

Place of Preference for your parcel. The black/blue bin.
I mean what's that about? Why would anyone ever tick that option?


For what it's worth, I think she is pregnant.
As with last time I think she had help other than hazza porking her minge with his ex-royal chopper.
I think she dicked around with her old eggs from Trevor days for archiedoll production and the processes (interference) involved have set off BP alarms re the actual "fully born of her body" rule for royal sprogs. At best it was tacky that the eggs were stored on the understanding that she'd have Trevor's sprogs some day. Then hazza slithers in and nicks them.

I think this time she's gone further and gone for gender selection as well as invasive procedures to procure her perfect merchantable dippy Diana looky-likey sprog.

Having said that I also believe she used/uses moon bumps as some sort of disguise to thwart anyone working out dates and sussing out that something dodgy was/is afoot re birth date.
What is it that celebs say as an excuse when they're behaving weirdly? Oh yeah "It's complicated". It sure fucken is bubba.
Plus, since I'm in confessional mode, I think hazza is bisexual. He's just that bit beyond 'comfortable' getting naked and rollicking with other blokes and tweaking male nipples etc in public. So yeah, he's likely compromised himself at soho at some point and here we are.

Gosh, I feel better getting that out there. I'll still poke fun about the 'dolly' stuff though, cos I'm a cunt.

You crack me up, so funnt. I think she is preggers too but IVF is a real possibilty although I dont really understand why they just wouldnt come out and say it. I mean it would be another victim card they could use. Multiple miscarriages, having difficulty getting preganant, yadda yadda. Thats the part I dont get, why hide it.

 

[JAR21]

I'm not on tumblr, but he is friend with Eddy Redmine
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/Markus+Anderson?sort=top

This Tumblr link is great. It’s got loads of Insta screenshots and perhaps the photos are still available on the accounts shown. @Bubblesdahling some of these would be good for Wiki.

 

[mb1202]

Yep I call it "Shit and Run".
Best way to deal with them.

Received yet another ‘do you know her????’ Comment today, ffs is that the best they’ve got

 

[freda19]

One more pic I've made for tonight ..this time a Meghan tweet xx.
Back later

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You are a wee tinker missus!

 

[Milliemoo99]

It has to be an April Fool’s. At least this half:

If you look at the past ones.....they are crazy but have elements of truth within them!! But they also show where some of the more outrageous conspiracy theories may be coming from???

I do wonder though, if they are preparing for a birth special.....from Meghan and Harry....without the blood and gore...and 24 hour coverage, with just the edited (controlled) highlights! If you have the money, I am sure you could pay for a specialist ob gyn team to be on hand at home, to eliminate any medical risk, and virtually have a hospital birth at home!

I think someone like Meghan would love to prove all the moonbump theories wrong...and 'educate' everyone out there!! A live birth on camera would do this........
It could get her a massive payout....and be a great start to the reality/influencer career she seemed to want when she was editing ''The Tig''
Im of the opinion that she used IVF and had her fertilized eggs implanted....and maybe did use a moonbump to increase her importance..and make it more obvious she was pregnant?
I've known fairly slim women who hardly show at all, almost until the end of pregnancy, especially with a first birth.

And as Meghan seems to be controlling the Montecito narrative.....

 

[sergeantsantiago]

Carrier pigeon!

Stork maybe?

 

[Pom Bear]

You are a wee tinker missus!

Loool xx.
I couldn't resist it xx

 

[liar liar]

Brilliant Wu!

This was just my take on the Daily Star exclusive. I found it odd that H&M say in this article that they believed that Porka would "make their story believable and reliable in the US....as Oprah was trustworthy" etc.
Although their interview was full of lies, holes and inconsistencies it's as though they are peeved with Porka for not having magicked it all true, and because of Porka's fame made viewers believe that everything they said was Gospel. They thought that Porka could turn their lies into facts like water into wine.
They've now seen the public reaction and the fallout to what they thought would be a Dead Cert Dream Team, the Porka 'N Minge Duo, and it's not what they were expecting. This could be why there's the slant in the article that they relied on Porka and are possibly disappointed that she didn't get their message and Truth across. If so it's a scary example of how deranged they are, as even a chat-show host as big as Porka can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

Wu could be our singing Prime Minister - certainly deserves a chair in the Cabinet - bravo!

 

[Evangelina]

Interesting. So, none of them are British, and they all seem to have a container ship-sized chip on both shoulders about race, and find Smeggers a convenient outlet for their feelings about it.

Of all causes really, what was said about Kate being thin, or general looks, how Meghan is body positive etc.. is on a different level.

 

[Vanelope]

I thought what she said was weird there - she said she'd got up early and heard about Prince Philip going into hospital so immediately called the Queen. Wouldn't anyone else tell their husband that his grandfather was in hospital and leave it to him to contact his family?

Yeah, like she would call knowing that GCHQ is probably recording every phone call just waiting for her to do blackmail on tape.

 

[Mock Turtle]

The mysterious second birth certificate has never been published in its complete form. We only got to see a very limited view. Draw your own conclusions about why not one single newspaper published the second birth certificate in full....

Maybe we should try and order one ourselves?! Only costs £35 or so.

 

[JAR21]

But isn't a moonbump solid? Its not made like a water bed surely!

Maybe they do some in a blancmange type consistency? Or it wasn't strapped on properly, so the whole thing was moving from side to side?

 

[princesspeach2012]

There's been controversy about the birth certificate, as M changed her name on it (so that it says Her Royal Highness, The Duchess of Sussex on it, not Rachel Meghan etc). She claimed it was at the orders of the Palace. They immediately said it was her choice. It's all a bit weird and I don't quite understand what it was all about. As usual, Markle revels in mystification and obfuscation, smoke and mirrors, leading us all to speculate wildly.

How DID a change to Archie's birth certificate cause a toxic row?

The Duchess of Sussex's Christian names, Rachel Meghan, disappeared from her son Archie's birth certificate three weeks after it was registered in May 2019. So what exactly happened?

www.dailymail.co.uk

Found this online:
“By contrast, the replacement certificate issued in England and Wales was designed to
mirror as far as possible a certificate issued in respect of an entry held in a local register of
births, although there were subtle differences between the two forms, resulting from the
circumstances of the registration; specifically that the Parental Order entry is made on
production of a court order rather than information provided by an informant (typically the
child’s mother or father). An entry in a Register of Births contains 17 spaces for
information to be provided, whereas the Parental Order entry only contains 13. However,
these differences are unlikely to be evident to anyone not familiar with the details of the
two types of certificate, and are readily apparent only when the two certificates are placed
side by side.”

so that’s how you can tell if a surrogate has been used -Archies BC naming H&M will only contain 13 spaces for info.

ETA:just realised this might be wrong as the article I was reading was published in 2010 so may have changed since then. It’s here if anyone is more legally minded to understand it -https://www.researchgate.net/publication/239798284_Parental_Orders_and_identity_registration_one_country_three_systems

 

[Mock Turtle]

Re Lady C's comment that it was ANNE WOT SAID IT. I agree that Lady C would have been given the ok and Buckingham Palace always say no comment if the story is true. It's taken the heat out of the who made the racist comment storm, so I think that it was a good move. Anne will give no fucks at all.
Re the Welby comment, I think that it's weird and unsettling, I was thinking of Charles and Camilla, they, as divorced people couldn't be married in a CofE church. They married in Windsor Guildhall and had a blessing in Windsor chapel. HMTQ didn't attend the first but did attend the second ceremony. How come Markle as a divorcee was allowed to marry in Church?

https://www.churchofengland.org/sites/default/files/2017-10/marriage%20in%20church%20after%20divorce.pdf

Basically it’s up to each priest. In Charles’ case, particularly in view of one day becoming Head of the CofE, it was probably decided it would not be a good look given he’s one of the world’s most famous adulterers.

 

[Gildinwen-TKB]

Just another actor jumping on the bandwagon and getting his name out there.

*sigh* I think he was in Buffy as well

 

[Twocats]

Wu could be our singing Prime Minister - certainly deserves a chair in the Cabinet - bravo!

Thanks for putting my thoughts in to words so eloquently.

 

[DreamDolly]

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Hazno: Today we are going to discuss toxic pets and joining us in the studio we have the Queen's corgi Pom

Pom: Grrrrr

Scrotie: I roast all my birds (winks)

Smeg: Hmm there's something sneaky about that hamster Scotchy I can't put my finger on it ......

Gayle Whatshername: Are you saying that my familiar is toxic? That's toadist!

Hazno: Well Archies Crocodile isn't toxic at all, he's hardly even nibbled him!

Pom: Grrrrr

Hazno: Can I tempt you with a lovely Richmond?

Pom: Grrrrr
(Pandimonium ensues)

Voices off: Bring back Piers!

I LOVE this!! Absolutely brilliant little Scotch Hamster!! Loooool
Me love you long time

 

[Notworthy]

Yep I call it "Shit and Run".
Best way to deal with them.

Thats my general social media strategy, saves a lot of grief and arguments.

 

[Cinnamon.girl]

Cant say I am sorry I missed that but I think I have seen a picture of it. She looks no better than a tart!! As Prince Philip allegedly told Harry, you dont marry an actress. Pity he didnt take any notice.

.... I am sorry I missed that..."
Our hunky attorney took a sex break during Court recess to hoist our pocket Hitler against a filing cabinet in this clip. He looks a well runt so don't know how he managed it but maybe he had a stool?
Shame you missed this heart warming scene so I've described it for you as best I can.
(LOL I deliberately misquoted you BIB!)