Moonbump makers must be quite a niche set? I doubt if MM had any sent directly to her door or local Amazon pick-up, but there must be an audit trail somewhere. Would the ’suit’ go through the wash? Hung out to drip dry? Obvs, Hazzard would know about this, & I can see him, folie a deux, joining in this ‘mild minor’ deception to somehow protect his precious Megs whilst a well paid surrogate gets on with the gestational graft.
As we are given to understand that H&M amuse themselves scattering their utterances with choice phrases from Urban Dictionary, I can believe that they’d enjoy scamming the Great British Public with a surrogated pregnancy.
But why I hear you ask, would they carry out such subtefuge about surregacy?
Firstly, Archie may not be entitled to the current & future titles he holds If he is born of a surrogate &/or adopted. Perhaps this contributes to the urgency of MM’s indignation that HRHTQ has not bestowed titles directly - & irrefutably- upon Archie. Because at the time of Archie’s birth, she did not realise the importance of being ‘mother born’ within the protocols & traditions of royal succession. Never mind, not being attended by doctors of the royal household during her pregnancy, she should be glad not to have courtiers in the room as she gave birth to assure that the baby really was of royal birth. Palace protocol, eh!
I assume that Hazza was too dim or lacking in political nous to explain this fully. So, they blundered into declining certain honours for Archie due to misdirected or faux wokeness to support the Master Getaway Fiscal plan, only to find them is not as smart as them thinks.
Secondly, UK governance & rules about surrogacy (& payment) very strict, & very different to USA.
Assuming MegsEggs in deep storage in California, would she & Hazza have the mixing done in UK or USA? Would the surrogate implanting (!) be done in UK or USA?
Fingers crossed, Archie was carried by MM & she vainly bigged up her part(s) with a moonbump to up the drama of her life. She is vain & narc enough to so do. I hope this is so. It is laughable & credible, but free of real harm to Archie.
Should it be proven that MM & H used a surrogate to carry Archie, it’ll be a right mess to untangle.
For a woman of MM’s age, she has had remarkable success in getting naturally pregnant so promptly since she married Hazzard - it does happen that women in their late 30s start getting pregnant so easily & carrying to full term - BUT not that often. MM could just be very fortunate.
Did she accidentally order one for twins?! That is comical. If I’ve got it right this pic was taken in feb 2019, so about 6 months ‘pregnant’...?!
