It is quite simple. Turn your TV over to BBC1 and don't let Smegma and Haribo get the viewing ratings.
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I woud love to see the breakdown of those costs considering they never actually went to court.....750k payment on account ????!!!
Calm down dear (best Michael Winner voice)Me too, I am bleeping seething once more. I know we shouldn’t let them wind us up into such a frenzy but it is very hard not to. How can one woman be such a rabid twit? She really is a monster. I don’t think I have ever witnessed such arrogance and supreme confidence. She is a nobody. Can you imagine how the RF must feel if we are so furious? I am having very untoward thoughts and I am sure I am not alone. Arrrrrgghhhhhhh!
On account of Haribo needing a new greige suit?
I think I'll have to watch... just because sometimes you need to see stuff with your own eyes and then go away and think about it? Pretty sure it wont change what I think about Mrs and Mr Meghan Wanker, more likely reibnforce it.
Well yes... I dont want to watch the Harry and Meghan show....but...... I did want to watch the next episode of Unforgotten!
its frustrating if one of the few current new series that is on, is going to be cancelled because of Meghan and Harry....Its not on the ITV hub, so I wont be able to catch up with it ........so another reason to dislike the stupid pair
Yes, I am going to watch too and I am going to create a massive bingo card and tick things off. I had better take one of my beta blocker tablets beforehand as I know I will be raging, but it’s got to be done. This could be monumental. I hope the whole stack of cards comes tumbling down.
Does anyone else get flashes of Pinky And The Brain with H&M ?Folie a deux
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Question is, which one is The Brain....
And if it was one of her gigantic clodhoppers, there would have been room for everyone.
Perfect
I want to rip off both Warby‘s and Smeggy’s wigs and launch the pair of them into the Thames (the people, not the wigs).
Warby’s car is getting the Nivea, Sudocrem, and baked beans treatment as well!
Warby’s car is getting the Nivea, Sudocrem, and baked beans treatment as well!
They could easily enrol him in a nursery using a different surname and have him dropped off by a Nanny in casual clothes. Nobody has seen him, so nobody would know it was actually him anyway.
We will have seen all there is to know in the paper anyway. We need to follow the suggestion of that comment in The Mail and leave it a week before watching it on catch up, if we can bear to watch it at all, or it will help the ratings!
Yes, that’s true. I don’t want to contribute to the ratings and their perceived popularity. It needs to be seen as a waste of money and a huge flop. I shall watch it a week later. Thank you for the reminder. I feel calmer already
What are his "mentions", and how do I creep up on them?Someone has been beastly and horrid to poor Omid.
Whoever it was, keep up the good work
He's a Senior Royal Correspondent! Makes you wonder what the Juniors are like!
That's what happens when you sell your soul and your family to lowlife media sharks.
2 hours!! Wtf is she going to talk about for 2 hrs!!! Is anyone actually that interested on a Monday night when they’ve been at work all day on nmw/ sat at home all day worrying if they’re still employed/ home schooling/ worrying about their elderly relatives/ missing their friends etc. Country is on its knees and she’s going to sit in a £4000 dress moaning.
I seriously don’t know why the UK press and media give them any time at all. It’s time they went radio silence on these two- make their wish come true and do us all a favour!!
I seriously don’t know why the UK press and media give them any time at all. It’s time they went radio silence on these two- make their wish come true and do us all a favour!!
Can the MOS not appeal now? Do they have to pay those court costs?
So does ANL have to comply with Douchness of Sussex's demand? It really makes me angry that a foreigner waltz in, live for less than 2 years, starts litigating, and now started demanding.... GO TO HELL MEGAN MARKLE
Someone on Twitter just posted this :
'Has she forgotten a pound of flesh and chalice of blood plus the first born of the editor?...her lawyer is slipping'
'Has she forgotten a pound of flesh and chalice of blood plus the first born of the editor?...her lawyer is slipping'
What's she going to talk about? Herself!
To do herself justice, she's going to need a good twelve hours for just a basic outline ...
Can't make head nor tail of that yoga one. Looks like a leg of lamb from Waitrose.Could this be Smeggy? The one doing some sort of yoga pose????
THANK YOU!!!!!
Far Hue is an excellent name for him. A distant smudge on the horizon or mirage that vanishes as you approach. Sounds like a racehorse at the Grand National too. Well done!
I know I shouldn’t write this because it’s awful but imagine if PP passes away Monday evening during the interview. “Breaking news” flashes up half way through the interview... it’d be un believeable. I bet the thought has crossed a few DM employees.
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