Harry and Meghan #61 Never complain. Never explain. That's not for us! We like the fuss.

[Tui]

If H&M were “silenced” the Firm didn’t do a good job of it, they can’t seem to shut the fuck up

 

[Mavvers]

I hope you have a better experience than me A couple of years ago I was changing my car, small town , one main dealer, his ex wife one of my pals. Anyhooo went up, saw the car I wanted , hubby popped up to see what I had my eye on and went about his business. So went to the office to tell seal the deal. Sat in front of a salesman in his early 20's. .. had a chat, and agreed a price..... He then told me to get *insert hubby name* to pop in.... "What for" says I.... "To complete the paperwork " said the sexist pig.... I wasn't long locating the owner and telling him he better let his salesman know women buy cars too....
Anyhoo are you going for a doubledecker like hazza? Range rover?

I had a similar experience. Found the car l wanted. Asked a number of questions relating to MPG, acceleration etc and asked if l could take it out for a test drive. Sexist pig of a salesman suggested l should come back with 'the husband'. I insisted on the test drive and salesman commented "I'll drive it on the big, busy road. You can take over on the backstreets." I had, by this time, decided that he wasn't getting my hard earned money but accepted the test drive anyway. So, he drove on the "big, busy road" and then l took over. Unbeknown to him, l was a serving police officer with extensive driver training under my belt. I whipped him through the back lanes at lightening speed, sustained gear changes and a running commentary all the way, effecting an emergency stop as we approached the 'big, busy road'. He was completely silent all the way back. When we arrived back at the showroom forecourt, l flounced off saying it was the "wrong colour". Prick.

 

[keylimepie]

Why the need for Diana comparisons? Tragic events happen in everyone’s lives and we all lose people whom we hold dear whether expected or not.
Diana lived her public life through the eyes of the press. Diana knew how to play them and use them to her advantage but she also didn’t have the capacity to be able to retreat. Her private life became interesting to everyone especially off the back of the Panorama interview. Diana thrived off of being popular when Charles was looking like an ogre.
Diana died unexpectedly young and I get that Harry more than likely has trauma from his Mother’s death but to bring her up repeatedly and to compare what you are going through to her experience? No Harry, just No.The only thing comparable is the fact you both lost the right to use HRH titles.
Your Mother was hounded by paparazzi when she first was with your father. Your Mother had to ensure that some days she had the same outfit on so they couldn’t sell the pictures. Correct me please if I am wrong but I didn’t see Meghan surrounded by swarms? In fact most of us didn’t know Meghan was your girlfriend until that statement you put out calling for her privacy which she had because no one knew!
I sincerely hope that Harry doesn’t upset William or Earl Spencer with the quest to bring Diana into everything to make people feel sorry for them. If he does, I hope William especially never forgives him for bringing their Mother into things at almost every opportunity available.

 

[Samf2020]

The only way these 2 keep surprising me is with how much more stupid they are with each new lot of PR they vomit up.
Diana for all her faults did have a horrible time with the press.
Meggy was barely in it as she didnt go anywhere or do anything except walk about with her hand glued to her stomach for an extraordinary length of time.
For him to sit there and imply she had as hard a time as his mother is vile.
For her to say her time having servants, and people to do her every bidding while spending money like water is unsurvieable is beyond disgusting.
People are fucking dying from a killer virus, people have lost jobs, homes, family and she is sitting there is her dress that costs 4 grand saying poor me.
She is pissed off she didnt get what she wanted, she wanted to skip all the protocol and jump straight on the throne.
Thats what this is the whole constant whining and moaning about how hard things are is because someone actually said no to the 2 spolied brats.
He deserves her and I hope they have a very very long marriage as they are perfect for each other, 2 bratty thick as shit morons.
They can both fuck right off.
They genuinely have no clue how bad this looks and how he has basically just said fuck you to his brother and Diana's side of the family.
So her bit is how hard it is to be her and his is to drag his mothers corpse around with him.
Not showing a lot of scope or talent are they?

 

[Baguette]

Harry and Meghan #62 The privacy we thrive on, primetime Sunday CBS/Viacom

 

[LadyMuck]

Obviously the birth of the second sproglet will buy some time for output as Megs will take maternity leave but I just can’t see what else they could possibly plan to do. Once the interview is out of the way, it just seems to me that they will be waiting for the offers to come in.

Think they will be waiting a long time

"Tourre Bakahai on Twitter: "James Cordon: "OK, so I've got an exclusive interview with someone being projected as one of the highest paid showbiz stars in the world." Result: Rehearsed conversation fizzles out after a few minutes & they end up on an assault course straight out of low-budget kids' TV." / Twitter"

 

[Baguette]

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Absolutely howling...

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

Can you imagine if we were journalists?

Our Editor’s would be sitting with their head in their hands looking harassed...

“How many times do we have to go over this?
You can’t use the word ‘Cunts’....no, not even spelt ‘Kuntz....nope....DarrenDoll isn’t allowed either....Smeggy, Smegsy, Smeghan.......FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW MANY TIMES CAN I SAY IT....no we aren’t suggesting they holiday on a yacht in Dubai....nor asking the question ‘what are small lunar mounds called - could they be called MOONBUMPS’...no I won’t place a roast chicken recipes next to your article....and yes, I noticed that you wrote an article on bunion surgery and used a photo of Meghan and no, it wasn’t an accident so don’t start that crap up again, I still remember the photoshop you used if her coming out of a portable toilet when you reviewed festivals....”

 

[Scotch Mist]

Fourth wave feminism is an anti men, anti feminine movement. It says men can be women if they say so, and that all whites are racists, people who think obesity is bad are ‘fat-phobic’. Theyve fallen into the dreadful trap which is ‘intersectionality’. I wish I hadn’t been exposed to all this SJW shit but I have been. I’m all for first wave feminism- suffrage, equality, empowerment. These days it’s about being a professional victim and hating men. That If you dare criticise Meghan you’re a racist misogynist. I just don’t buy into it. She’s a twat and I don’t feel bad saying so, don’t care what colour or sex she is.

I totally agree with what you are saying. Men are not women just because they are wearing a dress and a wig, not all white people are born into privilege, anyone can be racist (not just white people) and promoting obesity is fucking ridiculously stupid.

In my view none of the above has anything to do with real feminism. Unfortunately a lot of young women have fallen in to the trap of appeasing men and those awful TRAs at the expense of women (stupid faux feminists like Emma Watson).

We need some younger women to fight back against things like men being allowed to 'identify' as women to gain access to women's prisons. Unfortunately it only seems to be older women saying these things now and they are dismissed by younger people as irrelevant. So please don't give up, women are going to lose so much in the future unless some younger people fight back!

 

[kittenattack]

She is an evil hag for stirring up racial tensions in this way. The UK is the most diverse place in the world. She was welcomed with open arms and given a no expenses spared wedding.

With the low vaccine uptake amongst the BAME community in the UK, stirring up crap like this might cost lives and prolong the lockdown. Trust must be fostered and this hag is just causing trouble

They are both a pair of scum sucking bottom feeders and I hope karma dishes it out to them.

 

[Baguette]

The Oprah interview trailer is on CBS YouTube. 4,500 upvotes but at massive 1,200 downvotes.



Looks like the PR hasn't covered off the real comments from real people yet and they are wild. Enjoy them before the bots turn up!

This show, this facade, is like a concentrated syrup of everything wrong in the world

The fact that everyone in the comments is hoping it's a mess & shit show

wait am I supposed to feel sorry for them or something?

Can anyone else see how obscene it is to see three, ultra rich, insanely privileged individuals in an enormous garden, complaining about how unsurvivable life is... during COVID?? When most people are struggling? Meghan stans do you not see this?

Are we supposed to shed a tear for these spoiled multi-millionaires? Asking for a friend.

That silent or silenced question is utter nonsense. Only an actual moron marries into the Royal family in order to have a voice, let alone a soapbox. The most basic of research shows you that the Royals aren't allowed to express their opinions and are rarely ever heard from in general. And Meghan knew ALL about the Royal family long before their first date, so she went into this marriage arrogantly assuming she would be the exception to the rule and somehow gain a voice and a platform, only to come up against reality. As I said, only an actual moron...

Hmmmmm!!! I wonder why Oprah didn’t put this on OWN!! Because no one watches that shit

Oh yeah I’m sure being filthy rich and part of a royal family was “unsurvivable”, people are dying every day bruh...

How are these two famous? They don't even so anything, no hate just wondering

I feel like this way too dramatic than it should be. I think I could sum up what they’re gonna talk about: the royal family shut them off.

Being a princess is unsurvivable

 

[NotDumbNotBlonde]

I have a bit more on Prince Philip. My source confirmed he's in Barts for specialised heart treatment. Let's hope their expertise can buy him a bit more time to give Hazza the bollocking he so richly deserves. And re the pancreatic cancer, my source says that PP was successfully operated on some years ago: the cancer was in the tail of the pancreas, where it's more amenable to treatment.

 

[YeltsinsTank]

The Oprah preview. Going to be explosive

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but wait there’s more from a limp wristed prince

Alright, that's enough. Harry's not concerned about history repeating itself. Harry WANTS history to repeat itself so that he can be in control this time. No matter who he ended up with, he would have freaked out at the media coverage of his wife and there would have been some kind of blow out after he got married. This is making up for not being able to make any decisions when his mother died. He's decided Saint Diana Meghan was going to end up in a tunnel and he had to right what once went wrong like that guy on Quantum Leap. Meghan caught on to this pretty early on and has been feeding into it. This is the biggest train wreck I've ever seen.

 

[freda19]

Do you? I think Ellen has always come across false and disingenuous. Clever writing teams and producers can combat a lack of genuine warmth and talent.
the US market would lap up a royal title as well, surely

She's another one that could benefit from brat therapy. She could win gold in the sneer olympics, sarky cunt.
The bitch ambushed Maria Carey over her as-yet-unrevealed pregnancy.Tried to make Mariah drink alcohol and the secret was outed. Bitch.
Mariah had a miscarriage shortly thereafter.

Hasn’t it come out that Bashir in the run up to panorama faked documents that led her to get rid of her security detail? I thought that was part of the controversy

Yes, he faked a bank statement for one of her security guys with regular payments being made to him from a secret source, thus implying the security guy was spying on her for someone. He also said her car was bugged and (this one kills me) that the swatch watch that Chas gave Wills for his birthday was a secret recording device for recording calls between Wills and his mum.
He fucked with her brain. God knows she was paranoid enough at that point, so he played on her insecurities to make her spill the tea on her marriage problems. He's a bastard.

 

[mrsX]

I wish they'd just fuck off.

If he had any love for his family hed just shut his fucking mouth.

Hes nothing of importance to say.

Just. Shut. Up.

 

[rainyfaces]

Guys sorry no one is interested in millionaires in clothes worth thousands talking about how miserable they are during a world pandemic. They wouldn't know happiness if it bit them on the bottom. The press and others don't like them for bitterness and constant whoring out of their resentment for cash, because the family they've constantly belittled and fallen out with, happen to be internationally famed. His gran is 94, what a douche. Yeh right did he not do anything to embarrass the RF. Live your charmed lives you damp pieces of human celery.

 

[Baguette]

Car crash TV at it's absolute finest. The British press are literally going to destroy them when this airs. They may gain some sympathy in the US but never over here. Their self pity party couldn't have had worse timing, especially with PP in hospital still and things looking gloomier for him by the day. Harry's behaviour towards his family is now totally unforgivable.

Piers Morgan was almost foaming at the mouth this morning over it. I literally can't wait until next Monday to see his reaction to the interview - I hope GMB have got fire extinguishers on set

The real winners from this interview are Piers and the GMB ratings next Monday morning - and I'm here for it. Frothing Piers will be so much more entertaining than the Moaning Markles.

This interview will be the tone-deaf train wreck of all time. 'Let Meghan speak for longer' said no-one. Ever. What is Oprah up to, I wonder?

 

[Scotch Mist]

LOL
'Meghan...There were three of us in this marriage...ME, MYSELF & I. It was a bit crowded!!!!!'

 

[Baguette]

Jack Royston - ANL asking permission to appeal. Good.